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Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past.

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot.

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

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An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers.

A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help.

Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week.

Eddie's pal, a former NASCAR driver, is crazier than he thinks.

Regina teaches a television producer how to dance; a famous photographer wants to take pictures of Lovita.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) goes overboard in her quest to win a choir competition. With Steve Harvey.

Mark and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Holly Robinson Peete) discover their feelings for each other run very deep after they try to break up.

Mark (Mark Curry) plans a romantic way of proposing marriage to Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete).

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

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A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes.

Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun.

Nicolette asks Malcolm and Eddie to help her boyfriend, Stanley (John Salley), pop the question.

Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage.

Steve's old flame visits for a benefit, but shocking news prevents the rekindling of their relationship.

Steve gets writer's block while trying to compose a song for Black History Month; Lovita wants Cedric's forgiveness.

After Vanessa accepts his proposal, Mark is pressured to find a ring that fits his budget and her taste.

Geneva plans to move out, prompting Mark to enlist the help of Tyler's young relatives to convince her to stay.

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

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A playboy goes against his father's wishes when he chooses a bride.

Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

A retired actress/dancer stages her wealthy husband's suicide after he refuses to finance her Broadway comeback.

A cunning advertising consultant leading a double life as a spy tries to cover up the details of a homicide.

A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate.

Frasier and Martin fall for the boys' childhood sitter (Wendie Malick); Niles begins to show symptoms of anxiety.

Frasier feels like a fifth wheel at dinner with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee (Wendie Malick); Roz is determined to find a romantic partner for Frasier.

When Frasier overhears his dad's new girlfriend make a date with another man, Martin accuses him of eavesdropping; Niles and Daphne attempt to book the premier nursery-artist in Seattle.

Niles is shocked when Maris, his ex-wife, re-enters his life; patients exasperate Frasier when he returns to private practice.

An American chess champion plays a private match with his challenger and kills him because the man is a better player.

Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.

Florus is dismayed to find out that the real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day.".