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Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

Drew gets involved with Sharon, but it's not really what he anticipated; Mr. Wick finds a new favorite employee.

Sharon's practical joke short-circuits Drew's trip to a retail convention.

Samantha comes up with an idea to win the Mother Flanagan's Irish Stew account.

Samantha's guilty conscience about using magic, creates magic problems.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Vera chains herself to the limb of a tree to keep it from being chopped down.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Maude's Christmas celebration turns out quite differently than she expected.

Archie's long-lost brother comes to town to spend Christmas with his daughter Billie.

Gracie tries to make it possible for an elderly couple to have a second honeymoon.

Mistaken identity puts George in jail for Christmas.

Gracie and Blanche wonder what their husbands are getting them for Christmas.

Dennis thinks the horse he wanted for Christmas was sent to another house.

Mr. Wilson thinks the Mitchell's Christmas tree is too small.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Esmeralda conjures up Santa Claus and his elves; Tabitha convinces Sidney that Santa is real.

Tabitha uses witchcraft and learns a lesson in sisterhood at Christmas.

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Keaton family looks back on the births of Alex, Mallory and Jennifer.

The Spirit of Christmas visits Alex in a dream, as ghosts resembling Jennifer and Mallory reveal the past and the future.

To earn extra money, Alex takes a job as a department-store Santa.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

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"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

James Stewart; Larry Miller; Gladys Farek.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

Unexpected visits from Drew's and Celia's families make for a spirited holiday dinner; guests Shirley Jones, Marion Ross, Danny Bonaduce.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Esmeralda conjures up Santa Claus and his elves; Tabitha convinces Sidney that Santa is real.

Tabitha uses witchcraft and learns a lesson in sisterhood at Christmas.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

The ghost of Mel's former partner returns to haunt him when Mel fires the waitresses for refusing to work on Christmas Eve.

Jim is disappointed by his family's attitude toward Christmas and decides to do something about it.

Gracie tries to make it possible for an elderly couple to have a second honeymoon.

The Christmas holiday is threatened when Jim's sister spends the holidays with the Andersons.

Gracie and Blanche wonder what their husbands are getting them for Christmas.

Dennis' parents are sure they have a good hiding place for his presents.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

McHale and his crew run into a Japanese ambush while playing Santa Claus to a group of native children.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Esmeralda conjures up Santa Claus and his elves; Tabitha convinces Sidney that Santa is real.

Tabitha uses witchcraft and learns a lesson in sisterhood at Christmas.

The Partridges are stranded in a ghost town on Christmas eve when their bus breaks down.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Walter fears that his annual Christmas party will be ruined by a women's rights activist.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Mork tries to bring the true meaning of Christmas to Mindy's family.

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George gets carried away playing Santa for the orphans at the help center.

When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

Blair devises a way to get Jo to take a money gift.

While unconscious after tripping and falling, Benson dreams about Christmas with his mother.

Kate allows Rick to go to Florida with his friends over Christmas break.

To earn extra money, Alex takes a job as a department-store Santa.

Actress Bonnie Hunt; actor Jonathan Winters; Joe Williams.

Julian snubs Mary's invitation to a Christmas party.

Joe, Brian and Helen bring Christmas cheer to a depressed Fay.

John (Judd Hirsch) unknowingly hires a Santa (Patrick Collins) with marital problems for a Christmas party at the day-care center.

Joe causes an elderly video-store clerk to have a heart attack after an argument over a videotape charge.

An employee strike during the holidays forces Drew, Mimi and Oswald to clerk.

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together.

Becker spends Christmas Eve at the morgue when he has to identify the body of a man who died in his office; Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.

Drew (Drew Carey) befriends a pregnant woman who, after one date, decides he's the perfect father for her child.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

George invites two reporters to his home to view his show's season premiere.

Gracie disrupts a "Do It Yourself" exhibition.

Jack recalls making music in his home as a boy.

A supermarket clerk causes problems for Jack.

McHale's men help "Tinker" Bell's (Billy Sands) campaign with a nurse who has a yen for heroes. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) draws up treason charges when he catches McHale (Ernest Borgnine) trading rifles to the Japanese. With Tim Conway.

Jim's helpful suggestions to Bud about romancing a woman backfire.

Margaret decides to sell the family's baby crib and scales.

The Wilsons decide to move to Mexico; Mr. Wilson faces a real dilemma after his Hawaiian vacation is canceled.

Mr. Wilson's fortune cookie message leaves him wary about selling his coin collection.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Sam casts a spell on all the mirrors in the house so that Esmerelda (Alice Ghostley) will look younger and renew her confidence.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Vera is finally able to pay for her pet parrot, Birdie. When Birdie imitates everything Mel says, Mel yells and the parrot dies.

Exhausted from working a night job, Tommy misses his first college class.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).

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Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

Tom's latest business trip may be his last if Helen finds out who he's traveling with.

George's latest deal makes him an unlikely hero.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.

Actress Diane Keaton; actor Gene Hackman; Mike Preminger; Patrick McGrady.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Drew and Mimi find something they have in common -- the ability to hustle money from unsuspecting bowlers.

Sharon's (Jenica Bergere) poor attempt at repairing a roof leads to bickering among Drew's (Drew Carey) friends.

Sam casts a spell on all the mirrors in the house so that Esmerelda (Alice Ghostley) will look younger and renew her confidence.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; She gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Vera is finally able to pay for her pet parrot, Birdie. When Birdie imitates everything Mel says, Mel yells and the parrot dies.

Exhausted from working a night job, Tommy misses his first college class.

Bud suffers in cramped, but stylish, shoes.

Betty leads the fight to have a nearby hedge removed from a dangerous intersection.

Gracie repays a friend by arranging a wedding party for the friend's daughter.

Gracie gives the postman's daughter a baby shower.

Jack casts a TV special about his own life.

Jack performs in a sketch about a lunch-counter murder.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) arranges for CPO examinations for McHale's men. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton's wife (guest star Ann Doran) pays a surprise visit to Taratupa Island. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

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Bentley (John Forsythe) wants to find a housekeeper who can help put an end to Kelly's bad habits. With Noreen Corcoran.

Bentley insists on chaperoning baby-sitter Kelly.

Martin's memory pill causes Tim to forget Martin, Mrs. Brown to forget Tim, and Martin to forget Mars.

Indecision causes Uncle Martin (Ray Walston) to split into three separate beings with very distinct personalities. With Bill Bixby.

An art teacher loves Shirley's work; the family doesn't.

Evelyn arrives at the house just as Kate is leaving on a trip.

Rick's 16th birthday arrives and he finds himself with two dates for the day.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

George and Louise have a huge fight on the day they are to be interviewed about their "perfect" marriage.

George catches "disco fever.".

Florence tries to make herself interesting.

Louise and George each try to duck out of celebrating their wedding anniversary.

Benson tries to mend old wounds between the governor and his long-lost brother.

A mysterious stranger roams the governor's mansion on Halloween.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Billie soon regrets teaching Stephanie how to charm a man when she starts practicing all she's learned.

An unlikely Archie becomes a connoisseur of the arts when Jose's garbage paintings become the local rage.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Actor Steve Landesberg; actress Adrienne Barbeau; actor Bob Hope; Richard Harris.