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Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Alice is left in charge as Mel decides to take a nap in the storeroom. She finds herself face to face with a pistol waving robber who demands all the money.

The waitresses try to cheer up Mel when he becomes upset over not having a family.

Blair begins a war with Natalie over the right to privacy after Natalie peeks into Blair's diary.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Julie enters a dress-designing contest.

Barbara encourages Julie to take the $125 the bank mistakenly credited to her account.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger; comic Billy Crystal; magician Michael Ammar.

Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.

Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.

Joe and Helen crash a wedding reception to get ideas for their own nuptials.

An upcoming high-school reunion presents unique opportunities for Helen, Lowell and Brian.

Paul gets a grant to produce the film of his choice, but can't decide on the subject until he visits Ira's Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks); Jamie struggles to give up coffee during her pregnancy.

Believing things are going too well between her and Paul, Jamie keeps a previously made couples therapy appointment; Paul plans to film his parents as part of his documentary.

Charlene takes a year off from Sugarbakers to devote more time to her baby.

Julia misses dinner with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter when she is placed on a sequestered jury.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

An 11-year-old girl (guest star Jodie Foster) gets a massive crush on Danny (Danny Bonaduce).

The Partridge family makes a commercial for a take-out chicken restaurant.

When the Baxters' friends find their financial state threatened, George comes to the rescue.

Hazel purposely loses a contest to a widow with a young son.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Victoria Butterfield's stern father disapproves of his daughter's new habits and boyfriend.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

Mel has troubles with turkeys when he stays open on Thanksgiving.

Mel fires Alice when she takes a job as a singing messenger to finance Tommy's education.

Jo's 14-year-old cousin wants her overprotective father and brothers to recognize her femininity.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

Mallory becomes upset when her new girlfriend (Robin Morse), a young woman who's interested in architecture, and Elyse become fast friends.

Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

Barbara sees her classmates commit a crime.

Julie prepares to move out.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Muppet Miss Piggy; comedian Howie Mandel; biologist Dr. John McCosker.

Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.

Reggie distributes misinformation to Becker and Jake when they pry into her personal affairs.

While Joe awaits the results of a paternity test, Helen gets ready to celebrate a romantic Valentine's Day.

Brian and Joe must search for a replacement when Fay announces her retirement.

Paul and Jamie talk to their unborn child, explaining life, playing music and telling the baby things about themselves featuring flashbacks from past episodes.

On their way to Paul's childhood home to film a scene for the Buchman documentary, he and Ira lose Paul's father, delaying Paul's chance to hear the baby's heartbeat at Jamie's ultrasound appointment.

An embarrassed Suzanne wins a date with Anthony at a bachelor charity auction.

Charlene hires Sugarbakers to decorate her new house, which appears to be haunted.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Sex education bedevils Keith.

A department store computer plays havoc with Shirley's account.

Harry Noll buys the house next door, much to George's disgust.

The Baxter household is chosen as the host family for a visiting Soviet diplomat.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Larry Tate and his wife Louise fly to Paris, which makes Darrin's workload skyrocket.

Maude comes face to face with today's youth when she agrees to chaperone Phillip's birthday party.

Arthur's convictions during a doctors' strike prove to be very unhealthy.

No one believes that Vera has ESP until she successfully predicts five events.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up.

Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Mallory forgets about Nick when she falls head over heels in love with a glib British graduate student (Jonathan Emerson).

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Julie invites Ann and Barbara for dinner.

Ann is caught between Bob and his father.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Actor James Stewart; actress-singer Donna Theodore.

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

Jamie's parents (Carol Burnett, Carroll O'Connor) visit to announce they're taking their dream trip, and Paul nervously prepares for conversation with his father-in-law.

Paul and Jamie decide Thanksgiving is the perfect time to announce their impending parenthood to family and friends.

Mary Jo harbors a favorite teacher (Meg Wyllie) who has escaped from a nursing home.

Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

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When Sabrina goes out with a handsome warlock, she encounters racism over the fact that she is half human.

When Sabrina receives a "C" on an assignment, Zelda holds a private tutorial with Sabrina's handsome professor.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) decides to celebrate a conventional Christmas with Morgan's (Elisa Donovan) ostensibly perfect family. With Beth Broderick and Caroline Rhea.

When Josh sells his first photo with Sabrina's help, he gets a swelled head and quits his job at the coffeehouse.

Mork invites a Russian immigrant named Sergei to live with him; Sergei calls himself an alien, which convinces Mork to register himself as one with the government's immigration department.

Mork goes out of his way to be nice to his grouchy new neighbor, Mr. Bickley; Mork invites him to dinner in an attempt to straighten things out.

Mork agrees to officiate at the marriage of a young friend and his girlfriend.

Exidor offers Mork and Mindy the use of his mountain retreat for a restful weekend, but it ends up out of this world.

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George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

Hazel comes to the rescue when George breaks up with his business partner.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

The staff becomes concerned when Dave (Dave Foley) starts spending too much time with a relaxation machine.

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Alan falls for a model.

Assigned to do an essay on their family histories, the students' research opens some new doors -- and eyes.

Jamie and Paul find some love letters written by a previous tenant, and uncover a love story from WWII which Jamie feels is similar to her relationship with Paul.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) inadvertently releases a shadow of fear that haunts the school. Guest stars: Steve Allen and Mary Gross.

Charlene dreams that she and her Sugarbakers colleagues are World War II USO performers.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

With the governor incapacitated, Benson works to outwit an unscrupulous lieutenant governor.

Benson seems to be the only one who can help his archrival, Kraus, gain her citizenship.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Maya is shocked when Ray Liotta professes his love for her; Finch and Elliot play a joke on Jack when he purchases an antique desk.

Elliott becomes distraught when his grandmother (Patience Cleveland) begins spending more time with Finch than with him.

When a pothole causes problems, Drew urges citizens to vote for a proposition that will allow more money for street repair.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776, and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

George and Martha Washington visit the Stephenses, thanks to Esmeralda.

Mrs. Naugatuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Actress Dyan Cannon; comedian Rodney Dangerfield; journalist Arnaud de Borchgrave; zoologist Jim Fowler.

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