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When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann is upset when she learns Alex has been skipping classes.

Schneider is promoted to an executive position after he saves a life.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Actress Farrah Fawcett; Pete Fountain; actor Ryan O'Neal.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Paul and Jamie are at war with their new neighbors over their apartments and the building becoming a co-op, but their dogs don't share their families' animosity.

Jamie's quest for the perfect resting place for her uncle's ashes leads the Buchmans to Belmont Park.

The Sugarbaker women experience a three-day survival course, compliments of Bernice.

Anthony becomes a surrogate brother to a teenage con artist (Shavar Ross), causing Anthony to reflect on his own childhood.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

Consumed by jealousy, Jeannie changes a top-secret NASA film.

Jeannie's sister provides Jeannie lessons in the art of catching a husband.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Maude and her ex-husband Chester find themselves locked in a file closet.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Bob Newhart, actress Saundra Santiago; comic Teresa Ganzel.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Mr. Wicker moves in with Paul and Jamie after he and his wife fall out because of his infatuation with a new resident; Jamie is not happy when she discovers that she needs to wear glasses.

Jamie enjoys arranging a promotional event for the sporting-goods store and getting a former Yankees player to make an appearance; Paul is angry when he finds out Burt is turning the store over to Ira.

A decorating project is put on hold when the client passes away.

Charlene and Mary Jo work on an assignment at a nudist colony.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Jeannie causes General Peterson to think Dr. Bellows has gone mad.

A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Maude makes a bad situation unbearable when Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding plans hit a snag.

While worrying over a business loan, Walter receives news that may ruin his life.

Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Smallpox or Chickenpox.

When he can't get information at home, Alex looks elsewhere for answers to questions about life and love.

A letter mailed by Grandpa Romano arrives at Ann's apartment four years after his death.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.