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A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

Murray backs out of the business and now it's up to Archie to find an easygoing partner.

Murray backs out of the business and now it's up to Archie to find an easygoing partner.

Stephanie's infatuated with a boy, who just uses her to get closer to an older woman -- Billie.

Archie believes he's ready for romance again.

Archie makes a wrong assumption about a friend and her family.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancee (Fabiana Udenio).

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.

Becker suspects his former college roommate (Kelsey Grammer) of swiping his prescription pad during an unannounced visit.

John escorts Mrs. Philbert to her high-school class reunion, where she must face the woman who stole her fiance.

His relationship with her daughter causes John to dread breaking up with Gail; also guest stars Juliet Sorcey.

Lovemaster Kirk falls in the heat of battle with new group member Mary Beth; with Judd Hirsch.

Kirk invites John to go skiing, then is devastated when John hits it off with a female skier; with Jane Carr.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Harry Morton's disappearance sends Gracie, George and Blanche into a mysterious maze.

Gracie consults a psychiatrist to help Blanche understand her dream.

Nat King Cole performs in an instrumental group with Jack on the violin.

Jack thinks his itching arm is caused by an allergy.

When a dead ringer for Binghamton (Joe Flynn in a dual role) is assigned to McHale's crew, the men are sure he is a spy. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew decide to adopt a little girl left behind by a hospital ship. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim and Margaret are tired of always chaperoning the neighborhood parties.

Bud's short-wave radio picks up a distress call from a ship at sea.

Dennis wants Mr. Wilson to perform as a magician at his birthday party; Mr. Wilson is reluctant to do so, until he learns that actress Spring Byington will also be guest at the party.

Mr. Wilson is eager for Dennis to go to summer camp; when Henry is unexpectedly unable to take Dennis and several of Dennis's friends to visit the camp, Mr. Wilson is happy to step in and takes them there himself.

Steve fears he'll fall into debt when a loan proves too easy.

A spinster and a bachelor try to buy Harold's affection.

Endora's spell forces Samantha to play Simon Says with Serena.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Blair is stunned when her law school study partner falls for Beverly Ann.

Blair learns a lesson about motherhood when she agrees to baby-sit her little sister.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

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Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

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Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Becker must sort out his feelings for two different women; Linda's antics leave Margaret at her wits' end.

Actor Chevy Chase; critics Siskel & Ebert.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

When Brian borrows Lowell's houseboat for a romantic cruise with Alex, he accidentally sinks the craft.

Oswald gets paid for the breast implant experiment and decides to share his wealth -- which includes a new car for Drew.

Kate's (Christa Miller) maternal side emerges when she house-sits and baby-sits for Drew's neighbor. With Drew Carey.

Endora's spell forces Samantha to play Simon Says with Serena.

Darrin wants a little magic to help his creativity; Sam concocts a fake potion for Darrin.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Gracie helps boost George's confidence when her former boyfriend, a basketball coach, visits.

Gracie has a brainstorm and decides that George should enroll at U.C.L.A.

Jack reminisces about the early days of radio.

Jack thinks about what it might have been like to have gone to college.

Lester (Carl Ballantine) trades $4 million for some native trinkets. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale's crew stages an old-fashioned hoedown to cheer up Willy.

Bud learns what it is like to be suckered when he's taken in twice by the same man.

Betty falls in love with an Army pilot stationed at the local base.

Mr. Wilson has his car trunk open to use the car jack to change a flat tire; while no one is looking Miss Cathcart's cat jumps in and then Dennis closes the trunk.

Dennis buys his mother a going-away gift.

Hazel brings new meaning to a man's life when she inspires confidence in him.

Harold joins a rock 'n' roll band to compete in a TV talent contest.

Endora has her day and her way as Darrin tries to sell bonbons.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Jo introduces Andy to a man from the shelter.

Jo's father takes an immediate dislike to his daughter's irresponsible boyfriend.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

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After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Bob Hope; Kevin Meaney; Liv Ullmann; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Drew (Drew Carey) enrolls in a night class and is attracted to a classmate (guest star Shirley Jones).

Drew (Drew Carey) holds out for a good deal when Winfred-Louder tries to buy the land his house is on.

Endora has her day and her way as Darrin tries to sell bonbons.

Endora and Serena give Darrin a warlock's powers when Serena goes back to the 14th century.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Everyone wants a part when word gets out that a movie studio is making a film about George and Gracie.

No one believes Gracie when she explains the dent in her car's fender.

Connie Francis and Jack play hillbillies.

Jack suggests that Andy Williams work harder to promote his singing career, so Andy dons a tuxedo and joins Jack at the opening of a meat market. With Madge Blake and Lee Meriwether.

Dennis wants to buy his father a fishing rod.

Dennis sets a good example for Mrs. Wilson.

Hazel gets Steve to help a friend by having Steve sell his house.

After Hazel decides that she needs new drapes, Barbara decides to have the whole room painted.

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Blair's first assignment as a law clerk involves her in a scandalous murder trial.

Natalie and Tootie's dinner party doesn't go well when their dates don't get along.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

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Florence wants to form a union for maids.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Actor Jack Lemmon; actor Walter Matthau.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Drew and Celia's (Drew Carey, Shirley Jones) relationship goes downhill when Drew asks Celia to move in with him.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

A client arrives while Sam is still the Good Fairy; Samantha wants to give up new job.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

George has to explain his sudden black eye.

Gracie thinks George and his former vaudeville partner are rekindling an old romance.

Bob Hope and Jack decide to cut a comedy record.

The IRS begins to doubt Jack's tax return.

Parker's (Tim Conway) impersonations over the radio cause an outbreak of peace. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is convinced that McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are planning his demise.

Bud's purchase of a used car causes dissension in the Anderson household.

Bud learns a lesson in safety when he is sentenced to crossing-guard duty for dangerous driving habits.

Dennis cares for an incubator full of eggs.

Mr. Wilson decides to teach his dog Fremont a few commands; Dennis asks if he can help train Fremont and Mr. Wilson allows him to do all the training; after the dog is trained, Fremont only responds to Dennis and not to Mr. Wilson.

Fred Williams' house buy jeopardizes his son's education.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Natalie and Snake plan to mark the anniversary of their first year together with an intimate encounter.

The girls visit a famed beauty salon for make-overs, but their transformations aren't quite what they expected.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

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George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.