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Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

After charming his way out of a traffic ticket, Brian must "uncharm" an obsessive policewoman (Sharon Barr).

Jamie and Paul hire a Russian maid to work for them once a week. They're delighted with her work, but she has a crush on Paul and is upset when her feelings aren't reciprocated.

Jamie must hire a director for a new spot for the New York City tourism campaign and picks Paul, but they soon find out that working together isn't always a good idea.

On New Year's Eve, Charlene's date, Thomas Callaway, raises suspicions of being a dangerous prison escapee.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Liz makes a citizen's arrest of her assailant -- an eight-year-old boy; A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

An environmentalist threatens to set off a bomb in the precinct; Wojo arrests a fake priest; The squad room plumbing is on the fritz.

A flattering newspaper article swells Danny's head.

Shirley encounters a famous folk artist, long believed dead, and convinces him to perform with the Partridges.

Dorothy must have an old piano she sees while hunting antiques.

The Baxters learn that the stray dog Harold found has a rightful owner.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

A friend of Samantha's, Gertrude, expresses her jealousy; Samantha plays matchmaker.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.

Mrs. Garrett assigns a streetwise student to be Blair's roommate.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Elyse hires an underqualified friend to handle secretarial chores.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

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An environmentalist threatens to set off a bomb in the precinct; Wojo arrests a fake priest; The squad room plumbing is on the fritz.

David gets more than he expected when he agrees to chaperone Julie and Barbara's party.

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Peter Fonda; comic Charles Nelson Reilly; writer A. Whitney Brown.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Joe is forced out of the pilot's seat by high blood pressure.

Hiding in the back seat, Brian eavesdrops on Joe and Helen's secret date.

An escape to the country doesn't immediately cure Jamie's blues but once it does, she wants to stay there permanently, grow apples and run a Chinese restaurant.

After unwittingly revealing a secret about a bride to her father on her wedding day, Paul badgers Jamie into telling him one of her secrets, and is sorry he did.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

The women are forced to consider the ethics involved in a most lucrative assignment.

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) accidentally casts a spell on a cranky toddler, turning him into a grown man (Frank Conniff). With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) meddles with fate when she grants three wishes for her unsuspecting friends. Guest star: Penn Jillette.

A fledgling magician (Andrew Keegan) selects Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) to be his assistant, but she accidentally makes him disappear. With Nate Richert.

Mork decides to help Mindy pay for school by selling his story to the press.

Inspired by the false eulogizing over a dead landlord, Mork decides to jump-start the man to life.

Mork is arrested when he helps an escaped convict who gave him a sob story.

Mork reverts to a 3-year-old to experience what it is like to have a mother.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.

Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

Alice makes quite an impression after a one-night singing engagement in a local nightclub.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Ann's jealous when the girls are enthralled with their father's new girlfriend.

Ann is faced with a dilemma when she finds that the man she wants a job from is interested in her.

Edith gets encouragement from Murray when she wants to get a job, but she's not getting any support from Archie.

Murray and Archie disagree over what to do about a prostitute who comes to the bar to pick up men.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Shirley's mother (Rosemary DeCamp) is upset when Shirley's dad (Ray Bolger) joins the band.

Shirley tries to clear up the government's error when Danny gets drafted.

George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients.

Gladys Kravitz is unable to convince Abner that strange things seem to be happening; Darrin meets Samantha's mother for the first time.

Comic Buddy Hackett; actor Peter O'Toole; actor William Demarest; actor Victor Buono.

Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Monroe is jailed for refusing to reveal his source for an unauthorized story about toxic waste.

Circus; health farm; Soho bistro.

Mind reader; royal messenger; handyman.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

In order to please Nicole, Michael begins to date her baby sitter.

While Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are out on dates, Nicole (Staci Keanan) decides to throw a slumber party.

Joey is challenged by his father to sell a painting, or start working in the family plumbing business.

Michael (Paul Reiser) is shocked when he learns that his latest love interest is Judge Wilbur's (Florence Stanley) engaged niece.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

Maude's up to her libido in sexual fantasies over a handsome government ecologist.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Maude and Vivian go back to college for their 30-year reunion.

Tony regrets doing a soap commercial.

Tony regrets doing a soap commercial.

Tony and Angela are trapped into dinner for two; Tony has an intimate dinner with his boss.

Angela's rival sorority sister pays a surprise visit and makes a play for Tony.

Tony and Angela lie about their respective jobs in order to land dates.

A shy french tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Unhappy Jennifer wanders away from babysitter Alex when he takes her to a poker game.

Steven and Elyse's divorced friend runs away from a serious family problem.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.

Drew (Drew Carey) resorts to representing himself when he can't find a lawyer he is pleased with. With Christa Miller.

Drew's (Drew Carey) friends testify for him when he is taken to court for distributing a tasteless cartoon. With Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) becomes the unwilling subject of Lewis' (Ryan Stiles) divorced sister's (guest star Lisa Amsterdam) interest. With Francesca Smith.