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Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Monroe is jailed for refusing to reveal his source for an unauthorized story about toxic waste.

Circus; health farm; Soho bistro.

Mind reader; royal messenger; handyman.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

In order to please Nicole, Michael begins to date her baby sitter.

While Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are out on dates, Nicole (Staci Keanan) decides to throw a slumber party.

Joey is challenged by his father to sell a painting, or start working in the family plumbing business.

Michael (Paul Reiser) is shocked when he learns that his latest love interest is Judge Wilbur's (Florence Stanley) engaged niece.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Maude hires Mrs. Naugatuck, an English housekeeper who refuses to be bullied.

Maude and Arthur have insomnia -- but for different reasons.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Vivian's erratic behavior reveals a new part of the Harmons' marriage to Maude.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

Maude's up to her libido in sexual fantasies over a handsome government ecologist.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Maude and Vivian go back to college for their 30-year reunion.

Tony regrets doing a soap commercial.

Tony and Angela are trapped into dinner for two; Tony has an intimate dinner with his boss.

Angela's rival sorority sister pays a surprise visit and makes a play for Tony.

Tony and Angela lie about their respective jobs in order to land dates.

A shy french tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Unhappy Jennifer wanders away from babysitter Alex when he takes her to a poker game.

Steven and Elyse's divorced friend runs away from a serious family problem.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.

Drew (Drew Carey) resorts to representing himself when he can't find a lawyer he is pleased with. With Christa Miller.

Drew's (Drew Carey) friends testify for him when he is taken to court for distributing a tasteless cartoon. With Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) becomes the unwilling subject of Lewis' (Ryan Stiles) divorced sister's (guest star Lisa Amsterdam) interest. With Francesca Smith.

It's Bonus Day and the staff show just how conniving and unfriendly they all are as they compete to get the money.

Dave (Dave Foley) discovers unusual business expenses when Jimmy (Stephen Root) asks him to account for soaring costs.

Dave (Dave Foley) is surprised when his ex-girlfriend (guest star Janeane Garofalo) visits him under the assumption they are still a couple.

Lisa and Dave question their romance when Beth decides to reignite her relationship with her boyfriend.

The new photo Elliott takes for Maya's ID card makes her look so attractive that it results in a saucy dream; Finch becomes the office enforcer.

Maya is miffed at her father, but the candy he brings back from the Orient makes a big hit at the office.

Maya proves her own point about looks vs. intelligence when she ends up dating a hunk instead of a brainy man.

Maya challenges her father's authority by retaining an aide (Cheri Oteri) he fired; Nina is set up for disaster.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households.

Hazel is discouraged when a publishing company refuses to publish her book.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha hires an alcoholic magician for a hospital benefit show.

Walter goes into a deep depression over the arrival of his 50th birthday.

Maude takes on the medical profession after she receives treatment from a new doctor.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Mrs. Garrett's plan gets the girls expelled.

Jo attends a country club cotillion with Blair's suave childhood friend.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Unhappy Jennifer wanders away from babysitter Alex when he takes her to a poker game.

Steven feels shortchanged when Elyse becomes preoccupied with volunteer work.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Actor Kevin Bacon; comic Wayne Cotter; actress Amanda Plummer.

Becker is not happy about being the thinly veiled subject of his ex-wife's (Alice Krige) self-help book.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

Roy has an eye-opening experience when his son (Abraham Benrubi) takes cello lessons from Helen.

Helen's earthbound flying lessons with Joe have her scheming to get back into the cockpit.

On Valentine's Day, Paul and Jamie miss a friend's party when they accidentally lock themselves in the bathroom. They spend time giving each other a beauty treatment and eating antacid pills for food..

Paul is offered a large sum of money to produce a documentary about the life of an eccentric billionaire (Jerry Lewis); Paul hires a new editor/cameraman (Steven Wright) who is anything but energetic.

The ladies face jail when Charlene's friend offers them authentic antiques at bargain prices.

Julia jumps to the conclusion that Reese is seeing another woman.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

A lonely bachelor grows fond of Hazel and proposes marriage.

Hazel vacations incognito at a resort for rich women.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Samantha soon regrets bestowing her powers on Darrin, who is confined to bed with a sprained ankle.

Samantha and Darrin prepare to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

When a fire damages his house, Arthur moves in temporarily with Maude and Walter.

Florida's husband demands that she stop working for white people and quit her job with the Findlays.

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware form the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

When Alex's carefree crush comes to stay at his house with her mother, he tries to reform her.

Jeff returns from college and wants to go steady with Mallory after confessing he hates Princeton.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Jim Fowler; Bob Nelson; Teresa Ganzel; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

After Becker's computer is stolen from his apartment, he buys another one through shady circumstances.

A cat finds its way into john's office and refuses to leave; Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.