KDIT-CD

At Norton's urging, Ralph tries to use astrology as a means to get a raise.

Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

An insecure girl latches onto Dobie.

With Madison High about be be razed for a freeway, Miss Brooks is hired by a private school. Not realizing Conklin will be the new principal at the same school, Connie tells him what a pompous windbag he is.

Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates. Political commentator John McLaughlin makes an appearance.

ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew (Josh Blake). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Humiliated Micky joins Weaklings Anonymous.

A hillbilly family feud ensnares the boys.

Visiting a center for holistic care for various animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

When Mike takes the whole family with him on a business trip to Hawaii, they become involved with an ancient taboo.

Bad luck continues when Jan re-discovers the ancient idol Bobby had discarded and gives it back to him.

While returning an ancient idol to its resting place, the boys are menaced by an archaeologist (Vincent Price).

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning.

The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island.

Gilligan and the Skipper discover a totem pole topped by a carved head that looks exactly like Gilligan.

When Gomer sings an Italian love song to his buddy's sister, her mother interprets it as a proposal.

Gomer tries to arrange a date between the sergeant and his cousin, Bridey Pyle.

Gomer befriends the lonely daughter of a visiting colonel and almost ruins the colonel's party.

Carter becomes the star of a television documentary about the Marine Corps.

Granny takes a sleeping potion and has a nightmare in which Elly marries a frog.

Granny battles to keep her family out of the swimming pool, convinced they'll turn into frogs if they get wet.

Frogman Templeton unsuccessfully tries to convince Granny that man's future lies on the ocean floor.

Granny sends back home to the hills for Shorty to help break up Elly's romance with Mark Templeton.

While Harry is away, the replacement judge offers Dan a bribe.

A replacement judge (Ann Turkel) jails Christine on contempt charges.

A minor earthquake leaves Dan, Roz and two sumo wrestlers trapped in an elevator.

While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars.

Sam questions Norm's abilities when he hires him as an accountant.

Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them.

Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.

When Coach buys an antique scale that also prints out fortunes, the gang finds them coming true.

At first, Bob is thrilled when a non-talkative patient finally opens up after being told that anything he might say will be held in the strictest confidence. His joy is short-lived when the man confesses to grand larceny.

Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois (Mildred Natwick), an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.

Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.

Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father (Barnard Hughes) arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great outdoors.

Max is assigned to protect a Scandinavian princess from kidnappers.

Agent Maxwell Smart enters spy-training school to find a KAOS agent.

A terrifying phone caller threatens a radio personality's life. With David Rasche and Anne-Marie Martin.

Sledge (David Rasche) is invited to a breakout party when he goes under cover as a convict in a federal prison. Directed by Bill Bixby.

A professional golfer competes to win fabulous prizes.

A businesswoman and a scientist compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's florist sends Harriet orchids instead of violets.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.

Ann's agent plants a scandalous item about her.

Rhoda and Joe make the decision to have a marital separation.

Rhoda goes out with Joe for the first time since their separation.

Right after her separation from Joe, a swinging bachelor makes a play for Rhoda.

Rhoda tries to lose her separation blues by going away for a singles weekend with Brenda.

Phyllis is forced to look for a job after Lars cuts off her credit cards.

Lou tries to recapture his days as a crusading reporter by launching an investigation into big-city politics.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Mary tries to help a girl she met in a jail cell "go straight.".

Laverne and Shirley attend a bridal shower for a high-school classmate.

After passing out at a brewery party, Laverne worries about her behavior.

Laverne and Shirley enroll in a modeling correspondence school.

The girls have to get their names and phone numbers off a men's room wall.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

A suitor climbs into the wrong window; longtime pen pals meet.

An old friend interrupts a man's proposal; a king's son receives an elaborate gift.

A man falls for a psychiatrist's wife; a woman brings a gorilla back from safari.

Harvey and Carol are in their honeymoon suite when the government walks in.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Bill inadvertently misses a fifth-anniversary party.

Danny thinks his birthday has been forgotten.

The Stones' friends think Donna and Alex are splitting.

Chip complains about Polly's lack of sales resistance because they have an apartment full of useless things. But she is trapped by a salesman into giving a dinner party for eight people in exchange for a free set of cookware.

Birthdays bring chaos to the Douglas family. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Lucy gets a job in a TV commercial by telling the chosen actress that another girl's been hired; at the studio, Lucy rehearses tasting spoonfuls of the product, "Vitameatavegamin," but the contents of the product contain far too much alcohol.

Lucy thinks Ricky could use some added publicity in the society columns, so she poses as visiting royalty. She disguises herself as the Maharincess of Franistan who has traveled halfway around the world to see her singing idol, Ricky Ricardo.

Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

Murray wants to tell Mary his most intimate secret: He's in love with her.

Richie and Fonzie help Mork by showing him the true meaning of human relationships.

When Lenny and Squiggy disappear, the girls trace them to a circus.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Granny thinks Shorty has turned into a seal because he ignored her warnings about the swimming pool.

Granny is finally convinced that Elly's boyfriend is a human being -- not half frog.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Mike and Lionel participate in a student protest, but it's Archie who winds up in jail.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

A leader at KAOS becomes suspicious of Agent Maxwell Smart's intentions.

In order to save money, the Kramdens and the Nortons move in together.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

Connie's new friend at Mrs. Nestor's elementary school makes it easier for Connie to leave her old friends.

Bobbie Jo attempts a seemingly impossible feat to be accepted into Hooterville High's only sorority.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

In Hollywood, Cissy falls for a western star.

Gina opposes her beau for class president.

A young family friend falls for Mary.

Polly and Chip (Ronne Troup, Stanley Livingston) care for everyone else's children over a long weekend.

Barbara's (Beverly Garland) bubbly personality becomes embarrassing for Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

After taking so long to get dressed that they miss a dinner with his new boss, Ricky puts Lucy on a strict schedule. On a follow-up dinner with Ricky's boss and his wife, the women give the men a taste of what it's like to be on a schedule.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

An impatient Ted drives everyone crazy as he waits to find out if he has been chosen as a game show host.

Fonzie matches blades with a French fencing champion who had insulted America and Joanie.

Laverne gets thrown into jail after she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

The Clampetts man the battlements in preparation for an invasion of grunion.

The Clampetts, encouraged by Mr. Drysdale, guard Malibu Beach from the grunion.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Following a robbery, a crook breaks into the Bunker home to avoid capture by the police.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.