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Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Mary tries to help an ex-football player get a job as a sports announcer.

Joanie and Chachi are forced to spend the night in a motel honeymoon suite when their car breaks down in Chicago.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

Jed becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Gloria feels insulted when Mike is turned on by her new black wig she had bought from the department store.

Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.".

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Things are not exactly as they seem when Norm announces that he's been hired by a prestigious Boston accounting firm.

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Elaine's boyfriend, Arnie, takes some extraordinary steps to win her children's affections.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

Part 2/2. The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

A TV comic visits Fort Baxter with hopes of getting ideas for a new show.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.

A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

Miss Brooks encourages the other teachers to pool their vacation money.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Don handles housekeeping chores for the injured Ann.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Garbled communications make Bill panicky about what's going on at home while he's away.

Danny feels neglected when the family is busy with the wedding plans.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) high-school sweetheart arrives in town.

Mike and Bub (Tim Considine, William Frawley) are trying to get into exclusive clubs.

Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

When Rhoda's mother appears at the apartment building, Rhoda pretends not to be at home and Mrs. Morgenstern is invited to wait in Mary's apartment. Unable to convince Rhoda to see her mother, Mary allows Mrs. Morgenstern to stay with her a few days.

Fonzie starts a new career as an auto mechanics instructor at Jefferson High.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

Isaac tries to cheer up his aunt; families play matchmakers for their children; a baby cries when his mother meets men.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the man's wealthy father pays him a visit.

Irene Lorenzo challenges Archie to a game of pool at Kelsey's Tavern.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Joy and Elka are forced to live at the Cleveland zoo to help black rhinos; Victoria dates a janitor; Melanie dates a senator.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane combine her work with marriage?

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

On the eve of the biggest fight of his career, Tony's girlfriend announces she may be expecting his baby.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Max, 99 and Fang go to a pet store which they suspect is a front for KAOS.

In 'Razor Blades', Ralph can't find his razor blades. In 'New Television Set', Ralph finally buys a TV. In 'Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date', Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons.

Bilko's kindness toward a draftee backfires.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi, and they are evicted.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

The price for a golden harp is Peter's soul.

Exploring marine life cycles.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Gilligan unearths a chest, which the castaways think contains a pirate's treasure.

A mob leader and his henchmen fleeing from the police land on the island.

In a test of a deadly new missile, the Air Force zeros in on the castaways' island.

Carter learns that his girlfriend Bunny has been seen in a restaurant with another man.

Gomer shows an ability to predict the weather with greater accuracy than the weather bureau.

When Gomer gets a kiss for singing a song, Carter gets jealous and decides to use the same ploy.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.

Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Only Max knows who has the secret plans needed to keep a reactor from exploding.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie decides to do things differently.

Confusion reigns when the Nelsons buy two new chairs for the living room.

Betty Jo becomes the first female contestant in the horseshoe tournament.

Kate decides it is time for Betty Jo to put down the books and set out to find a significant other.

Ida returns from a year of cross-country touring to learn Rhoda is divorced and Brenda is not the innocent she left.

After weeks of pavement pounding, Rhoda talks the owner of a run-down costume rental place into giving her a job.

Brenda mistakenly arranges dates with two different men for the same night.

Rhoda has two great theater tickets but can't find anyone to go with her.

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

A stray dog nips Lou.

Ann listens to a black child's tale of woe.

The United States Air Force hires Ann to recruit women to the WAFS for potential space travel; Ann decorates Donald's apartment.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Lenny falls madly in love with Laverne when she gives him pity.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

After six weeks in their country home, Lucy looks forward to a night in New York.

A misunderstanding between the Ricardos and Mertzes leads to intense jealousy.

Lucy runs afoul of customs when a young Mexican stows away in her car trunk.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy decides to have Ricky build a brick barbecue.

A female visitor to a country club stirs jealousy in the neighborhood.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.