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Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Lou must decide who should get his old job when he is promoted to program manager.

Fonzie recruits the gang to help a dancing teacher with her troubled ballet school.

Shirley rushes off to live with her new husband and only leaves a short note behind for Laverne.

Without an audition, a producer hires Judy to sing and a husband is drawn to his wife's best friend; a woman fears her father is senile.

A lovely friend visits Ace; a couple (Jimmie Walker, Telma Hopkins) quits smoking; a daughter tries to help her father impress a woman.

The family gathers for a tag-team wrestling match after Granny defeats the Boston Strong Girl.

Granny forces Jethro to propose to Hathaway.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Acknowledging the sad state of their marriage, Gloria and Mike decide to go for a second honeymoon at a Pocono resort.

After 29 years of hostile silence, Archie and his brother Fred finally come face to face.

Victoria questions her relationship with Emmet when a woman from his past shows up; Melanie and Elka contend with an unwanted guest; Joy falls for a handsome doctor.

Melanie sets Joy up on a date; Elka acts as Victoria's agent; secrets are exposed on game night.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

When the guests return to Cheers following Woody's wedding, a carelessly discarded cigarette sets the bar on fire.

Sam prepares for the grand reopening of his bar following the fire; the honeymoon ends for Woody and Kelly.

Apartmentless Elaine moves in with Bobby.

Oscar books Felix's band as payment for a poker loss.

A professional basketball team hires Bob to give a psychological assist to its superstar.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Part 2/2. Alice suspects the motives of the men encouraging Ralph to run for public office.

Bilko discovers that a platoon member is a former Golden Gloves champion.

Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol; Tim plays a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Thalia uses her looks to boost door-to-door sales.

After Miss Brooks gets a letter of unknown origin stating that someone named Buddy is going to be killed, both Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin think that they are the Buddy referred to in the letter.

Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) thinks she's seeing things when she spots ALF the alien in the backyard.

ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born -- a disgrace on the planet Melmac.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

The boys try to find backers for their Broadway show.

A film producer wants the singers in his new movie. Catalino: Bobby Sherman.

How compassionate individuals care for pets with special needs; visiting a center for great apes.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

A Hollywood producer makes an emergency landing on the island just as Ginger hears that he is on a worldwide talent search.

While exploring an island cave, Gilligan discovers the relics of an ancient civilization.

Mr. Howell revises his will, leaving each castaway a valuable piece of his estate.

A famous butterfly collector (John McGiver) comes to the island seeking a rare specimen.

Carter orders Gomer to go on a double date with a girl who thinks Gomer is a millionaire.

Gomer befriends a family of country folk and houses them in a shack that will be used as a target.

Gomer ruins a trained guard dog by turning him into a gentle pet.

Carter bets a month's pay that any knucklehead can handle a supply sergeant's job.

Banker Drysdale hires the world's greatest violin virtuoso to teach Jethro to play the fiddle.

Granny thinks a soap opera is real and sets out to rescue an actor whose character is about to undergo a serious operation.

Granny becomes enraged when Elly's pack of dogs tramples her every time she announces a meal is ready.

Granny convinces herself that she has the gift of prophecy and starts making predictions.

Desperate for money, Dan moonlights as a male escort. His second job becomes problematic when the woman he's escorting demands that he sleep with her. Meanwhile, Yakov returns to the courtroom to announce his wife is arriving in America.

A substitute judge arrests the staff when Harry takes a night off.

Harry becomes a foster father to the courthouse shoeshine boy.

Mac's in-laws arrive from Vietnam and move in with him and Quon Le, while Harry plans a surprise birthday party in Dan's honor.

Rebecca coaches Norm for a job interview as a taster at a brewery; a slot machine is accidentally delivered to the bar.

Sam defends his ladies man status in a contest with a suave Frenchman (Anthony Cistaro).

Cliff's old girlfriend blows back into town after a six-month absence; Rebecca hires a jingle writer.

Carla feels responsible when John Allen Hill suffers a heart attack after she admits her feelings for him.

Bob develops a unique psychological problem when Carol decides to resume her college career and become a psychologist.

The Hartleys are bombarded with legal hassles when Bob is sued by a shy patient and Emily decides to fight a parking ticket.

When the Hartleys entertain Howard's son, they hire a beauty queen (Brooke Adams) as a baby sitter.

Cliff Murdock (Tom Poston), Bob's old laugh-a-minute college buddy, affectionately known as "The Peeper," pays a return visit. An uncharacteristically somber Cliff announces that his wife has left him.

Agent Maxwell Smart starts an investigation into a series of abductions.

The Chief suspects an informer is in the midst of the prisoners.

Sledge (David Rasche) attempts to keep the KGB away from a Soviet citizen. Mark Blankfield and Lee Garlington guest star.

Trunk and Doreau (Harrison Page, Anne-Marie Martin) offer damaging testimony against Hammer (David Rasche), who's on trial for the murder of a notorious hood.

A witty housewife competes to win fabulous prizes.

A cartoonist competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ricky and David get their independence with separate bedrooms.

Thorny agrees to buy Harriet's Valentine's Day gift.

While in Philadelphia for a pre-Broadway play, Ann finds that she misses Don.

Donald writes an article on a newfangled psychological exam, and he tries to use it on Ann and the Baumans.

Ida's desire to become a grandmother results in her arranging yet another date for Brenda.

Rhoda's business is booming, partially because of Myrna Morgenstern's "persuasive" sales pitch.

Against his better judgment, Joe hires Brenda's obnoxious boyfriend, Nick, to be a wrecker.

Ida considers Rhoda's new vivacious, middle-aged neighbors to be a threat to her relationship with her daughter.

Mary becomes involved with a comedy writer who really wants to be a comic.

Ted's decision to earn extra money as an actor in television commercials has Lou in an uproar.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

Laverne makes an unforgettable first impression at her new job when she tries on an anti-gravity suit.

Laverne decides to become a Playboy Bunny and meets Hugh Hefner.

When Laverne is convinced that she is jinxed, her friends send a Gypsy to help her.

Laverne's plan to restore her boyfriend's self-confidence backfires.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise; depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa; a couple are reunited after 11 years.