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Guests include Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

Conklin commissions a bust of himself for Madison High's library and finances it by fining students and teachers for breaking rules he makes up on the spot.

Bobbie Jo falls for Alan Landman (Dennis Hopper), a poet and beatnik.

Ann tries to help a boxer study drama.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Bill lays down tough rules for the siblings.

Danny wants Rusty's music teacher to perform in his club.

Jeff and his girlfriend decide to get married.

The Douglas family visits Hong Kong, and Uncle Charley (William Demarest) hunts for his sweetheart of 30 years earlier.

Steve's unusual behavior convinces his family that he is planning to be married.

Lucy's date for a swanky party turns out to be a jewel thief.

Catastrophe strikes when Lucy buys a boat that turns out to be a lemon.

Lucy decides that her unborn child should have artistic leanings.

Lucy approaches the zero hour and is rushed to the hospital to have her baby.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

Richie convinces his father to buy a second family car so he can use it for dates.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

A girl thinks Gopher wants to marry her; a career woman's husband considers an affair; a man wants to share a cabin.

A friend's wife makes passes at Doc; a man records his friend's romances; an engaged woman meets an old school chum.

Jethro shares a heart-to-heart conversation with Jed, and goes on to find himself a girlfriend in record time.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Carla and Nick are reunited, briefly, to compete in a dance contest.

Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for each other while on board a plummeting private plane.

Bobby decides that if he doesn't get an acting job before midnight he will end his stage career.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.

Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father (Barnard Hughes) arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great outdoors.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS agent who reprogrammed Hymie the robot.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

Bilko is forced to convert an Army jeep into a foreign-looking car.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

A female photographer who arrives to take pictures of a model teacher catches the eye of Mr. Boynton, infuriating Miss Brooks, who forces herself between the two.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Aspiring actress Ann Marie moves to New York and works at a series of temp jobs while waiting for her big break in show business, while her overprotective father, Lou, looks on nervously. Although she is focused on her career, Ann also finds time to fall for magazine executive Donald Hollinger, to whom she eventually becomes engaged. Her friends include two married couples, the Bessemers and the B

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Buffy, not Jody, turns out to be a star ballplayer.

Worried about a possible stepmother, Terry and Rusty interfere in Danny's love life.

The Stones meet Willie Mays in San Francisco.

The Douglas family bravely accepts the challenge when 13-year-old Chip (Stanley Livingston) decides to give a party.

Uncle Charley limbers up his billiard cue to get revenge after two female pool sharks take $50 from Robbie.

Lucy teaches Kim about shopping in a supermarket.

Lucy tricks her way into getting the role of Cleopatra in a drama club production.

When Lucy buys a gadget in response to an ad, Ricky gets angry.

Lucy makes one faux pas after another and develops an inferiority complex.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

An ex-boyfriend who once broke Mary's heart is threatening to do so again.

Before Richie can realize what's happening, an old girlfriend decides they are going steady.

Laverne and Shirley decide to attend a night-school anatomy class.

Isaac tries to be discovered as a singer; Julie's ex-beau can't forget his former life; a man fears water; guests the Pointer Sisters.

April and her charges remain aboard; a woman falls for her son's best friend; a man unknowingly woos the boss's daughter.

Jed is shocked when he receives news that his multimillion-dollar bank account has been overdrawn by $34 million.

The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J.D. Clampett, impostor and unemployed actor, go to Hollywood.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Frasier concocts a scheme to make Diane feel included in the bar's clique.

Woody is afraid he'll lose his job when a temporary bartender wins the customers' hearts.

Elaine fears the worst when the cabbies invite themselves to her elegant cocktail party, for her highbrow art-world friends.

Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match.

Bob attempts to help a group of ex-convicts with their search for honest employment.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Doberman will not part with his inherited millions.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

Miss Brooks oversleeps for class thanks to some sleeping pills Mrs. Davis had stored in an aspirin bottle. Later, others make the same mistake and doze off in Conklin's office.

Willie (Max Wright) helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.

ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Mike and Davy are kidnapped in a ghost town. Guest: Rose Marie.

The Monkees try to help a boy keep his pet horse.

Learning how pets donate blood.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for student body president. The heated election campaign carries over into the Brady house. The girls automatically side with Marcia and the boys side with Greg. Mike, Carol and Alice finally intercede.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all of the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

Richie decides to see a psychiatrist after reading a book on abnormal psychology.

Richie is faced with a dilemma when he is selected to be an ROTC squad leader.

Richie wins a date with a Hollywood starlet to the school's victory dance.

Richie is shocked to learn that Joanie's first date is with Spike, a younger version of Fonzie.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The officers try to help an alcoholic.

The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Max gives an easy assignment to two pupils -- follow 99 while she's shopping.

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The Smarts learn that KAOS plans to blow up a CONTROL building at a specific time.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

A mad scientist plots to send Max and 99 into a five-year sleep.

Smart is squared off against the infamous Leadside and his assistants.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Smart must go to Washington to get secret plans when his contact is killed.

Max intercepts part of a formula for a deadly explosive KAOS is creating.

Max romances a KAOS agent, all in the line of duty, of course.

Smart seeks a lost gold mine; KAOS robs CONTROL and has financial problems.

Max must switch a code-key document for a fake without KAOS catching on.

Max prepares for the arrival of his first-born amidst the chaos of a plan to thwart KAOS.

Max takes 99 to KAOS headquarters by mistake when she starts labor pains.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

KAOS invents a new instant aging process and 15 CONTROL agents die of old age.

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley must save the world from a mad scientist who is freezing it.

Agent 99 infiltrates a radio program to learn the identity of a KAOS agent.

While in London, Max and 99 try to find out who is recreating "Jack the Ripper" type murders.

A mad scientist has created a serum to bring wax figures to life, and he starts with Jack the Ripper.