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Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

When Lou asks Mary to help him find someone to redecorate his living room, Mary suggests Rhoda.

A college scout offers Chachi a shady basketball scholarship.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

Stubing's friend (Joan Fontaine) tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft.

A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy.

The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast.

Mrs. Drysdale's father, a wily Bostonian short of cash, finds it's not too easy to part the Clampetts from their gold.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

After he finally finishes school, Mike lands a permanent job.

Victoria wonders about her relationship with Emmet as the movie is ending; Melanie questions her relationship with Alec; Joy learns something mysterious about Elka.

Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities endanger the group; a local mobster and his mother offer help.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

Sam pretends that he is impotent so he can consult with a beautiful psychiatrist (Madolyn Smith Osborne).

Woody's wealthy girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) expects more than a song for her birthday.

Tony and Bobby's friendship comes to an end when Bobby allows Tony's prized pet fish to die.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

Emily agrees to help operate a children's summer camp and tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors.

Max meets a woman who demands $50,000 for her testimony against a KAOS agent.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Bilko sets up a boys' camp at Fort Baxter to raise money for himself.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

The timid man in charge during Capt. Block's vacation is rumored to be an ogre.

Miss Brooks oversleeps for class thanks to some sleeping pills Mrs. Davis had stored in an aspirin bottle. Later, others make the same mistake and doze off in Conklin's office.

ALF is guest host on "The Tonight Show.".

ALF is guest host on "The Tonight Show.".

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

A hypnotist thinks he has the boys under his spell.

The Monkees see a pulsing eye that freezes people to their television sets.

Introducing young viewers to owls.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A dog keeps a veteran and her family comfortable after coming home from deployment; a horse and a dog help a young woman overcome her anxiety.

Jack counts down some of his most extreme animal destinations around the world.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard-pressed to complete a school assignment.

Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.

Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bobby and Oliver become convinced they have discovered a spy plot that involves Mike.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump, and then suffers conscience pangs.

Gomer, entrusted to date the colonel's daughter, loses her at a go-go club.

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief.

Carter and Gomer conduct a frantic search for a live mortar shell that Gomer misplaced.

When Mr. Farquhar asks Granny to Las Vegas, she thinks he is proposing an elopement rather than a gambling spree.

The Clampett estate becomes a battlefield when Jethro enrolls in an exclusive Beverly Hills military academy.

Granny opens her own doctor's office when a doctor refuses to believe she has a cure for the common cold.

The richest woman in the world meets some stiff opposition from Jed when she insists on buying the Clampett mansion.

Dan (John Larroquette) is called to active duty by his Army Reserve unit. With Harry Anderson.

The court staff holds a memorial service for Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

Dan is forced to perform an appendectomy on one of his rescuers because of an injury to the doctor's hands. The court staff, meanwhile, prepares to hold Dan's memorial service.

A courthouse fire thwarts last-minute campaigning by would-be assemblyman Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

The gang covers for Eddie (Jay Thomas), who forgot his wedding anniversary.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Bob becomes the "oldest permanent psychologist in Chicago" when the ceiling in his office collapses, and he has to set up shop wherever he can find the space.

Bob's old friend Murdock is in town for a day to sell a complex giveaway item to a Chicago cereal company. Bob invites him to stay overnight, but the brief encounter stretches out to a week when Murdock can't make his business connections.

Howard insists on joining Bob and Emily's anniversary dinner at a fashionable Chicago restaurant in order to enlist their aid in popping the question to Ellen. But he chokes up in the clutch, and Bob is forced to do the proposing for him.

When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the group's annual surprise party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group, and his decision meets with instant approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

Max opens his own spy agency to help make ends meet when there's a cutback at CONTROL.

Max and 99 are captured when they go to search for a new KAOS super weapon.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

Someone unexpected comes to David's birthday party.

Ozzie becomes extremely sensitive to sound.

Jeff refuses to name the boy responsible for a prank.

Jeff decides to become a newspaper-route tycoon.

Mary hopes for romance with her French-language tutor.

Alex is asked to teach an adolescent-psychology class.

Rhoda's boss, Jack, asks her for a date so he can impress some visiting friends.

In an effort to increase their earning capacity, Rhoda and Brenda enroll in night school.

Snow traps Ann, her parents and Don at the airport.

Don's TV script about Ann undergoes a massive rewrite.

An old boyfriend of Ann's becomes the owner of her apartment building.

Don is offered a job in Paris.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

Laverne and Shirley need a job so they take a waitress job at Lenny's greasy diner.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy gets trapped in Richard Widmark's house after trying to steal a grapefruit from a tree in his backyard.

Lucy and Ethel try to take a memento of California back to New York with them.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A bigamist with three wives faces a female judge. "Love and the Ski Lodge" Dan and Laura go on their honeymoon.

John is mistakenly framed by a photographer and a model. "Love and the Well-Groomed Bride" George latches onto Lily just before she's to marry Sidney.

Mark and Janice decide to go to Paris; Sam and Bella are getting a divorce after 48 years of marriage.

Calvin Pyborn has been assaulted by two love-starved women.

Mayberry's town council decides to let three school students take on key civic offices as a practical lesson.

Sam has doubts about recommending Millie as a director for the church play.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

The twins win a lamb in a contest.

Danny doesn't want to keep his dental appointment.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Tramp is framed.

Lucille Ball insists that Lucy enter a celebrity look-alike contest.

Lucy causes a family crisis when she waits up for Chris, who is out on a date.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

When Ricky refuses to entertain at a studio party, Lucy accepts in his place.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Ted falls for Chuckles the Clown's daughter.

Fonzie and Roger help Lori Beth with her plans to marry Richie in Greenland.

To prove a point, Shirley insists that she and Laverne sit at separate tables at a restaurant.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

The Clampetts are unimpressed with the costly champion racehorse Drysdale buys them as an investment.

Banker Drysdale persuades his wife to accept Granny's challenge to a horse-and-buggy race.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Gloria has an announcement, she is pregnant, but fears Michael's reaction since he has strong feelings over the world's overpopulation.

Mike declares his and Gloria's moving day as "Independence Day" after five years of suffering.

Victoria is tricked into coming home for a visit, only to find her mother in an alarming state; Joy and Melanie revisit the '70s; Elka offers Penny advice.

Since they both have been married several times before, Emmet searches for a way to propose.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Louie promises to turn over a new leaf when he fears he may die during an operation.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.