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Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Joanie runs away from home determined to tour with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

Sgt. Plout goes AWOL from the army and stays with the roommates.

Ace charms Doc and Gopher's girlfriends; a man meets his young stepfather; a children's show host (Barnard Hughes) helps a shy boy.

Sisters reunite after 40 years; separate accommodations hamper a couple desiring children; bartender Isaac instructs a blind student.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Archie tries to get even with a pal by arranging a date for him with a female impersonator.

To bring in extra money, the Bunker's decide to take in a boarder. They rent Gloria's old room to a Puerto Rican nurse, Teresa.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

Woody is depressed after a commercial appearance for a product he can't stand.

Frasier vows never to cross Cheers' threshold again; Woody can't turn off a cable shopping channel.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" to pick up his envelope.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Guests include Ken Berry and Jim Nabors.

Maynard decides he is holding Dobie back.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Woody's girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) returns from abroad; Frasier helps Cliff get even.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a "now" woman and launch her own career.

Mary shows up unexpectedly and throws a monkey wrench into Rhoda and Joe's plans for a long-awaited weekend alone.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

Mary is excited at the prospect of producing a show until she learns that the stars will be Ted and Sue Ann.

An angel appears in Laverne's dream and cheers her up from her injured leg.

Laverne asks Carmine for singing lessons so she can sing at Cowboy Bill's.

Shirley has a chance to show her play to a Broadway producer.

Lenny and Squiggy's attempts to launch a talent agency land the girls on TV with Latvian acrobats.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

A movie actress poses as her secretary; A steeplechase in Acapulco introduces Julie to a wealthy bachelor, which threatens a marriage and causes havoc when Gopher and Isaac's entry disappears.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Ed and his girlfriend Gloria are saying goodnight when in walks Bill Reynolds, in his bathrobe.

Ruth Hansen visits her grandmother in Retirement Village and finds her sharing her apartment with a man.

Roger likes Billie Jo, but falls in love with her roommate.

A penniless writer makes an attempt at burglary; movie idols reveal many secrets during an interview.

Mike, Aunt Bee, and Millie join forces to persuade Sam to let Mike have a dog.

An oil-company efficiency expert forces Goober's gas station into a big-city mold.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

A young woman (Leslie Parrish) pursues French.

Danny helps his unemployed father-in-law.

The family becomes involved in recovering old debts.

The new room contractor is putty in Katie's (Tina Cole) hands, but he is exasperating to the other Douglases.

Steve meets an attractive widow who seems very interested in him, but she suddenly turns cool toward him.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy is a failure when she and Viv take jobs selling vacuum cleaners.

Lucy and Fred have trouble getting birth certificates for their passports.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Their friendship is on the line after Mary thinks Rhoda has made an unkind remark.

Some snobbish characters learn something about class when they invite Fonzie to a high-society party.

An invitation to a high-school reunion puts the girls on a nostalgia kick.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Mr. Drysdale hires little people to pose as men from outer space in a publicity stunt.

The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor from home -- the mayor of Bug Tussle.

Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Mike and Gloria decide to leave Joey with friends in the event of their deaths.

Archie has trouble adjusting to Edith's sudden fame after she saves a life.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

When his girlfriend finds a new guy, Louie is devastated and schemes to get her back; Alex helps Louie try to win Zena back.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.