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Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Confusion reigns when it comes out that Hazel may be of royal blood.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Darrin finds out Serena is trouble -- with or without her power.

Samantha and Tabitha take skating lessons the mortal way; Endora turns Tabitha into a superb ice skater.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Professional wrestler Hulk Hogan; actress Brooke Shields; director George Miller.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiancé's New York penthouse.

Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.

Paul and Jamie share a troubling dream in which they find themselves at a party with "Laugh-In" regulars.

The Buchmans' apartment alternates between sweltering hot and freezing cold; Ira disappears after incurring a $4,000 gambling debt resulting in Paul and Jamie ending up in jail.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Serena baby sits Tabitha and Adam; Serena gives Larry a pill that makes him younger.

Tabitha encounters a bully on her first day at school and turns him into a frog.

Mental health becomes instantly relevant for Maude when her hero-worshipping cousin pays a visit.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Ann confronts her daughters' new stepmother.

Barbara resorts to desperate measures to do well in school.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Comedian David Steinberg; zoologist Jim Fowler.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie changes her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

George and Martha Washington visit the Stephenses, thanks to Esmeralda.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie would do anything for the school play lead.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Evaluation reports cause worry about the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Comic Jay Leno; actress Raquel Welch; Garbage Truck Driver of the Year Ray Anderson.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".