KIVY-LD

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Jamie leaves New York in the dark when she tries to get a free cable TV hookup in their bedroom; Paul is a finalist for a grant for his new documentary.

While at a birthday party for Fran, Jamie has an unexpected meeting with an ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) and they argue about who dumped whom; Paul flirts with another woman.

A decorating project is put on hold when the client passes away.

Charlene and Mary Jo work on an assignment at a nudist colony.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

An unexpected letter from a childhood friend prompts George to take part in an outlandish contest. Guest: Rosey Grier.

George is in a compromising situation when he launches his latest promotional gimmick.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

The new local symphony conductor wants only male musicians.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Endora and Serena give Darrin a warlock's powers when Serena goes back to the 14th century.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Henry Rush's two daughters find their father opposed to their idea of moving into his downstairs apartment.

Birth-control pills turn up in Sara's room.

Elyse goes into labor at the TV station while helping Steven during pledge week.

Snowbound at the TV station, Elyse prepares to give birth in Steven's office.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Julie is jealous when her blind date seems to prefer Ann over her.

David gets more than he expected when he agrees to chaperone Julie and Barbara's party.

An unexpected letter from a childhood friend prompts George to take part in an outlandish contest. Guest: Rosey Grier.

George is in a compromising situation when he launches his latest promotional gimmick.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Actor Eddie Murphy; comic Ellen DeGeneres; actress Jane Leeves; actress Teresa Gazelle.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Paul and Jamie are planning to host their first Thanksgiving dinner, and have invited both sets of parents. They are forced to scramble for a new plan after Murray eats the turkey.

Paul and Jamie are arguing over their sexual prowess, which creates a tense atmosphere that is obvious to their friends; they lie about the cause, but the lies have repercussions.

Charlene dislikes the techniques she must use as a "Lady June" salesperson.

Suzanne can't believe a blind suitor likes her for her personality.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

Julian snubs Mary's invitation to a Christmas party.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

George and Tom reflect on past Christmas seasons spent with their fathers.

Pining for some time away from fans and a tabloid reporter, Sammy Davis Jr. uses Louise as a last line of defense.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel every time he makes a mistake.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

Darrin loses his head in another of his mother-in-law's schemes.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

After an armored car company goes on strike, Jackie's forced to take home $100,000 from the bank where she works.

Muriel and Henry's anniversary plans change when Sara and her friend Monroe are arrested.

The Keatons overcompensate when they try to deal with Jennifer's jealousy of Andrew.

Alex and James put their differences aside to start tutoring, until they fall for the same girl.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; an old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; a "think tank" report critical of detectives.

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

George and Tom reflect on past Christmas seasons spent with their fathers.

Pining for some time away from fans and a tabloid reporter, Sammy Davis Jr. uses Louise as a last line of defense.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Actress Cybill Shepherd; comic Martin Short.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.