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Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha hires an alcoholic magician for a hospital benefit show.

Maude gets an offer she can't refuse when she tries to get rid of an expensive white elephant.

Maude is outraged when she receives a series of obscene phone calls.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

Jo is forced to make a difficult decision when her exceptional ability at her new job gains her a quick promotion.

Blair discovers she's the unsuspecting victim when a tax audit reveals her father has done some questionable accounting.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

The detectives try to track down a counterfeiter who produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

An unmarried classmate of Barbara's arrives with her new baby.

Ann tries to work up the nerve to ask a handsome business associate for a date.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Actor Walter Matthau; singer-songwriter Katrina Leskanich; pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

Lisa's attraction to the Buckmans' handyman endangers her engagement; Paul and Ira become legally entangled with Ziggy Klarik.

Skeptical Jamie (Helen Hunt) begins to believe an astrologer's (guest star Melanie Mayron) readings after a confrontation with her mother (guest star Carol Burnett).

Mary Jo switches her fake pearls for Suzanne's real ones as a joke, but then loses them.

Anthony tests his manhood by confronting a neighborhood bully.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Samantha soon regrets bestowing her powers on Darrin, who is confined to bed with a sprained ankle.

Samantha and Darrin prepare to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Walter has to cope with a deep psychological scar after a restaurant fire.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Natalie may end up the odd woman out when she boycotts a school dance.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Mallory and Alex enter and compete in a WKS sponsored scholarship contest.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

A psychiatrist refuses to divulge the name of a known arsonist in his care; and the Twelfth Precinct holds an open house that attracts only vagrants.

A man whose name was changed after he testified against the mob is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Faced with eviction, an elderly neighbor takes a hostage in Ann's apartment.

Julie auditions for Barbara's singer beau.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Comedian Roseanne Barr; Actor Tom Arnold; Maggie Gill.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

Paul sneaks a peek during Jamie's ultrasound and thinks he knows the baby's sex; Paul's uncle is in the hospital.

An uncle dies while filming an interview, and Paul is obsessed with finding the meaning of his last words.

Anthony and the ladies spy on Julia when she begins acting mysteriously.

The ladies are shocked when they see the results of Bernice's nose job.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Endora promises to curb her witchcraft for the evening; Samantha arranges a dinner for Darrin's parents and her mother to meet.

Darrin refuses to allow Samantha to act as matron of honor at a cousin's wedding in Egypt; Darrin's job is threatened by an aggressive new assistant.

Maude is thunderstruck when her Ethiopian foster child comes to America.

Maude and Vivian go back to college for their 30-year reunion.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

Mrs. Garrett receives a marriage proposal.

Tootie discovers that the new student, a young princess, plans to run away.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

A black doctor claims to be cursed by voodoo; Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

Barbara plans to win back her boyfriend from Julie.

Ann's business meeting with a wealthy Arab coincides with a sudden upsurge in Julie's political activity.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Actor Richard Pryor; Roscoe Tanner; Floyd Jackson.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.