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Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Alice's social life gets a lift when she makes a date with her high-school flame.

Mel falls for a famous singer who stops in for directions. When she proposes, Mel accepts and prepares to move to Los Angeles.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Keaton family looks back on the births of Alex, Mallory and Jennifer.

Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

Premature labor pains force Julie to use Ann's bathtub for the underwater birth.

Barbara feels she must return to college.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Actor John Candy; actress Maureen O'Hara; coach Jim Valvano.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Brian returns to Nantucket with his estranged wife (Kim Ulrich), who promptly falls for Joe.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Paul is embarrassed because an old friend (Steve Buscemi) of his from film school is now working as a token clerk at the local station and blames Paul for his misfortune, so Paul refuses to use the subway.

Jamie wants Paul to give up the rent-controlled lease to his old apartment, now sublet to Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards).

After a wild night on the town, Julia's attorney, Reese Watson (Hal Holbrook), proposes marriage.

Charlene gets involved with a married man (Madison Mason) who is also a Sugarbakers' client.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

A lonely bachelor grows fond of Hazel and proposes marriage.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Tabitha brings the story of "Jack and the Beanstalk" to life.

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Alice tries to help Mel's mother fight the tedium of old age by suggesting that she start a singing career.

Vera falls for an officer who she met after jaywalking and within two weeks they are engaged and planning a wedding.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

A young singer (Stacey Q) gets support from Tootie and the girls.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex.

Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks) arrives for a visit and surprises everyone with his cloak-and-dagger behavior.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.

Barbara and Mark are forced out of their rooming house -- and into Ann's apartment.

Playing innkeeper to her family takes its toll on Ann.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Actor Patrick Swayze; comic Garry Shandling.

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Brian gets the chance to be alone with Helen -- and a distrustful Joe is not happy about the situation.

Joe foils Brian's plan to make Helen reconsider her policy of not dating pilots.

On a trip to spend Thanksgiving with Jamie's parents, Paul and Jamie take Mark, Fran, Selby and Lisa, whose relationships change dramatically by the end of the trip.

Paul and Jamie get off on the wrong foot with their neighbors across the hall, so both of them try to make things better, but they actually seem to make things worse.

A maid puts a voodoo curse on Suzanne and she persuades Julia, Charlene and Mary Jo to spend the night.

On New Year's Eve, Charlene's date, Thomas Callaway, raises suspicions of being a dangerous prison escapee.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Hazel fears for the Baxters' marriage when one of George's old flames looks him up.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Samantha's food cravings cause magic problems; Dr. Bombay tries to help.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

FBI agents pursue Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks), who allegedly embezzled $4.5 million from his company.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Ann's sanctuary within the peaceful confines of boyfriend Sam's apartment comes to an abrupt end.

Ann's mother returns home from a cruise with a handsome young man.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Actor Michael Keaton; actor Martin Short; actress Teri Garr.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Paul reminisces about his first encounter with Jamie, from their chance meeting at a newsstand, to some detective work by Paul to track her down at her office and their subsequent first date.

Jamie and Paul hire a Russian maid to work for them once a week. They're delighted with her work, but she has a crush on Paul and is upset when her feelings aren't reciprocated.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Sabrina tries to clear the house of sleep-inducing poppies; Kraft pressures Sabrina to win a high-school academic competition.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) invites her shy pen pal to visit, only to discover she used her to escape a bad past.

The Witch Channel broadcasts Sabrina's life on national television; Hilda turns into a witchy Henny Youngman.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) solves clues about the family secret but is banished for seeking help from an outsider.

Mork reveals his friends' secrets when he substitutes for Mindy as host of a local gossip show.

Mork's attempts at housework turn the apartment into a disaster area.

At his 50th birthday party, everyone tries to cheer up Bickley with revelations of their own regrets.

Mork proposes to Mindy on bended knee.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Vera is convinced that a Native American's prediction that an earthquake will rock Phoenix will come true and everyone is rattled, particularly Alice who has never experienced an earthquake before.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Actor Vincent Price; actor Bert Convy; Chaz Chase; comic Joan Rivers.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.