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John (Judd Hirsch) unknowingly hires a Santa (Patrick Collins) with marital problems for a Christmas party at the day-care center.

Joe causes an elderly video-store clerk to have a heart attack after an argument over a videotape charge.

An employee strike during the holidays forces Drew, Mimi and Oswald to clerk.

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together.

Becker spends Christmas Eve at the morgue when he has to identify the body of a man who died in his office; Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.

Drew (Drew Carey) befriends a pregnant woman who, after one date, decides he's the perfect father for her child.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

George invites two reporters to his home to view his show's season premiere.

Gracie disrupts a "Do It Yourself" exhibition.

Jack recalls making music in his home as a boy.

A supermarket clerk causes problems for Jack.

Mr. Wilson's fortune cookie message leaves him wary about selling his coin collection.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Sam casts a spell on all the mirrors in the house so that Esmerelda (Alice Ghostley) will look younger and renew her confidence.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; She gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Vera is finally able to pay for her pet parrot, Birdie. When Birdie imitates everything Mel says, Mel yells and the parrot dies.

Exhausted from working a night job, Tommy misses his first college class.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

Tom's latest business trip may be his last if Helen finds out who he's traveling with.

George's latest deal makes him an unlikely hero.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.

Actress Diane Keaton; actor Gene Hackman; Mike Preminger; Patrick McGrady.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Drew and Mimi find something they have in common -- the ability to hustle money from unsuspecting bowlers.

Sharon's (Jenica Bergere) poor attempt at repairing a roof leads to bickering among Drew's (Drew Carey) friends.

Sam casts a spell on all the mirrors in the house so that Esmerelda (Alice Ghostley) will look younger and renew her confidence.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; She gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Vera is finally able to pay for her pet parrot, Birdie. When Birdie imitates everything Mel says, Mel yells and the parrot dies.

Exhausted from working a night job, Tommy misses his first college class.

Bud suffers in cramped, but stylish, shoes.

Betty leads the fight to have a nearby hedge removed from a dangerous intersection.

Gracie repays a friend by arranging a wedding party for the friend's daughter.

Gracie gives the postman's daughter a baby shower.

Jack casts a TV special about his own life.

Jack performs in a sketch about a lunch-counter murder.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) arranges for CPO examinations for McHale's men. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton's wife (guest star Ann Doran) pays a surprise visit to Taratupa Island. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley (John Forsythe) wants to find a housekeeper who can help put an end to Kelly's bad habits. With Noreen Corcoran.

Bentley insists on chaperoning baby-sitter Kelly.

Martin's memory pill causes Tim to forget Martin, Mrs. Brown to forget Tim, and Martin to forget Mars.

Indecision causes Uncle Martin (Ray Walston) to split into three separate beings with very distinct personalities. With Bill Bixby.

Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again.

An art teacher loves Shirley's work; the family doesn't.

Evelyn arrives at the house just as Kate is leaving on a trip.

Rick's 16th birthday arrives and he finds himself with two dates for the day.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

George and Louise have a huge fight on the day they are to be interviewed about their "perfect" marriage.

George catches "disco fever.".

Florence tries to make herself interesting.

Louise and George each try to duck out of celebrating their wedding anniversary.

Benson tries to mend old wounds between the governor and his long-lost brother.

A mysterious stranger roams the governor's mansion on Halloween.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Billie soon regrets teaching Stephanie how to charm a man when she starts practicing all she's learned.

An unlikely Archie becomes a connoisseur of the arts when Jose's garbage paintings become the local rage.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Actor Steve Landesberg; actress Adrienne Barbeau; actor Bob Hope; Richard Harris.

TV spoofs of "Cagney & Lacey," "The Herd.".

Danny and Burt decide to avenge Elaine's death; Detective Donahue breaks the news of Chester's apparent demise to Jessica.

Sally lies about Burt; Jodie sees Carol; Chester has a flash.

Tim decides to leave Corinne because he believes he is not the father of her baby.

Corrine gives birth; Chester remembers -- more or less.

Benson tries to mend old wounds between the governor and his long-lost brother.

A mysterious stranger roams the governor's mansion on Halloween.

Ralph, Betty's boyfriend, asks for her hand in marriage.

Betty is assigned to write a theme on devoted brothers and sisters.

Gracie applies for a drivers license.

Harry Von Zell, Harry Morton and the mailman are puzzled when they see George's car with the motor running and no one in it.

A cheap Hong Kong suit gives out on Jack.

Jack decides to go to the gym to get some muscles so he can impress his girl.

Know-it-all Danny drops out of school.

Edward grows resentful of Kate's success as the head of the toy company.

Rick manages to accidentally lose Kate's grandmother in New York City.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Danny and Burt decide to avenge Elaine's death; Detective Donahue breaks the news of Chester's apparent demise to Jessica.

Sally lies about Burt; Jodie sees Carol; Chester has a flash.

Tim decides to leave Corinne because he believes he is not the father of her baby.

Corrine gives birth; Chester remembers -- more or less.

Walter would rather lose his business than allow Maude to mortgage the house.

Maude becomes suspicious when Walter develops a sudden passion for religion.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Mallory's new job, writing an advice column for the lovelorn, turns the Keaton household upside down.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Elyse is torn between being a successful businesswoman and taking care of her family.

Brian and Joe come to the rescue when Antonio begins to believe he isn't good enough to romance anyone.

Helen goes on a spending spree after receiving a larger-than-expected insurance settlement; Brian and Casey question the foundation of their relationship.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

Becker is skeptical at first, but he goes psycho after a psychic gives everyone except him great news about the future.

Becker causes a marital spat when he advises a couple trying to have a baby; Chris is accused of using her femininity to get out of a ticket.

Becker's jealously level increases when Chris' all too friendly ex-husband shows up and stays at her apartment.

Louise gets the wrong baby back after the men of "One-Two-One" baby-sit her son.

John skips the group meeting, persuaded that he has become too dependent on it, by the coach who wants him to join a poker game; in John's absence, the group debates whether the group is an addictive force curbing their progress.

The support group prepares a birthday party for Kirk, only to realize that he might be lying to them about the day of his birth; Kirk decides to come clean when his secret wife from India shows up; or does he?

A grateful Mary Beth (Susan Walters) reveals she has a crush on John (Judd Hirsch) after he helps her land a job. With Jere Burns.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco -- for Hubert and his secretary.

Gracie begins packing when she gets the impression that they are moving to New York.

Gracie fears Mrs. Vanderlip is accomplice to a shoplifter when a clip pin is stolen.

Jack reminisces about how he discovered his announcer.

James Stewart and his wife are irritated at Jack.

After celebrating Father's Day with his father, Dennis decides Mr. Wilson needs his own Father's Day; Dennis manages to do everything to have George enjoy his day; one of Dennis' gifts helps George win a lawsuit.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

Phyllis, Darrin's mother sees Tabitha float a doll across the room.

Darrin and Sam encounter the Loch Ness monster; The Loch Ness monster turns out to be a warlock.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.

Jo's new boyfriend turns out to be wealthy.

Mel comes to work one day and is surprised to find his mother Carrie has come to town for another visit. She quickly takes over the diner and starts running the kitchen herself.

While taking out the garbage, Mel has an encounter with a little old lady who catches him by surprise when she mugs him. However, when Mel recounts the story, she suddenly becomes four thugs. Mel quickly eats his words when the she is captured.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco -- for Hubert and his secretary.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Mary hires an ex-convict to work for Lester's company.

Mary, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each recall moving into the apartment building.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

Becker is fit to be tied after Chris bans smoking; Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

Actress Catherine Hicks; Papa John Venturello; Franklyn Ajaye.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

While Brian recuperates from an injury, he becomes jealous when Alex spends time with Joe.