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Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.

Jamie's given up work but has too much time on her hands, and starts to drive Paul crazy. She interferes with everything, from his hair to his work, until he complains.

Paul is supposed to be baby-sitting his nephew on Halloween, but is working and forgets to tell Jamie. She ends up taking him trick or treating, and worries what will happen if she and Paul have a child of their own.

Suzanne and Mary Jo become romantic rivals while doing a job aboard a cruise ship.

Charlene dreams that she and her Sugarbakers colleagues are World War II USO performers.

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

The only way Sabrina can reverse a spell is to tell Roxie the truth about being a witch; Salem induces Morgan to pamper him.

Sabrina's bedroom turns into a circus, and she must walk a tightrope.

Sabrina prevents Morgan from falling down an elevator shaft and incurs the wrath of the Fates; Sabrina doubts Aaron's sincerity when he proposes to her.

Sabrina blurts out that she loves Harvey and then uses magic to search her own heart.

Mork invites a Russian immigrant named Sergei to live with him; Sergei calls himself an alien, which convinces Mork to register himself as one with the government's immigration department.

Mork tries to bring the true meaning of Christmas to Mindy's family.

Mork agrees to officiate at the marriage of a young friend and his girlfriend.

Mindy sinks into a depression when Mork reveals he has been ordered to leave Earth.

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A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Jack has the mistaken impression that Vicky's friend has fallen for him.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Ann's business meeting with a wealthy Arab coincides with a sudden upsurge in Julie's political activity.

Barbara has trouble with her new part-time job.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

An 11-year-old girl (guest star Jodie Foster) gets a massive crush on Danny (Danny Bonaduce).

The Partridge family makes a commercial for a take-out chicken restaurant.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Jeannie assembles a singing group, so Tony can go on vacation.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Samantha confuses a crook with Darrin's eccentric Uncle Albert.

Darrin plans a celebration because Samantha has not used witchcraft for a month.

Actress Doris Day; comic Rodney Dangerfield; actor Burt Mustin; actress Carol Wayne; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Fred Scuttle; superhero Wondergran.

Switchboard; spoof of U.S. television.

Scout rally; European Song Contest.

Irish singing group; barber.

Scout rally; European Song Contest.

Irish singing group; barber.

Michael fears for Nicole's safety when she goes away to camp.

The woman of Michael's (Paul Reiser) dreams is in love with Joey (Greg Evigan).

A reporter challenges Judge Wilbur's nomination to head a city commission. Former New York Mayor Ed Koch and Dr. Joyce Brothers make cameo appearances.

Matchmaker Cory (Vonnie Ribisi) tries to fix his mother (Lauren Tewes) up with Klawicki (Dick Butkus).

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Walter leaves Eunice; Burt confesses; Mrs. Fine testifies.

Benson is shocked to learn he is the sole heir to the Playbird magazine empire.

Benson's pleasure turns to panic when his doctor (Jayne Kennedy) wants to meet him to discuss the results of his annual physical.

After Benson decides to run for lieutenant governor, he learns that a major supporter expects to be repaid with political favors.

Just as Benson's campaign money runs out, an unexpected benefactor arrives on the scene.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students believe one of them must go to make room for a transfer student.

Dennis protests cafeteria cuisine.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Drew (Drew Carey) has to make a choice when his marriage scam to Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) could cost him his scoutmaster status.

Lewis and Oswald (Ryan Stiles, Diedrich Bader) try to help Drew (Drew Carey) get over Kate (Christa Miller) by helping him find another woman.

In an attempt to win the praise of his new boss, Drew (Drew Carey) agrees to sing at his church fund-raiser.

A trained circus bear helps the gang draw people to their booth at a beer convention. With Drew Carey.

Dave has trouble making his plane when he winds up covering for everybody at the station on Christmas Eve.

Bill's editorials against rap music lyrics prompt Jimmy to invite rapper Chuck D. to respond on the air.

Bill brings impressionable Matthew with him when he checks out a prestigious gym he's thinking of joining.

Dave convinces Matthew to confront Bill about his feelings; Catherine gives Jimmy some gambling tips.

Finch lives out a dream when he meets the centerfold model (Morgan Fairchild) he fantasized about as a teenager; Nina and her rock-star boyfriend discuss moving in together.

After his father (Brian Dennehy) is forced into early retirement, Finch gets him a job as Jack's driver; Elliott wants revenge after a comic targets him at a club.

Finch pretends to be Jack at an important business meeting; Elliott confronts a bully (Jason Marsden).

Finch attends his reunion with his pal Bert, now a transsexual named Brandy (Jenny McCarthy); Maya and Elliott decide to become intimate with no strings attached.

A young widow starting a new life in Phoenix gets a job as a waitress at a roadside diner.

Alice learns that her late husband named another woman as his life-insurance beneficiary.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it, and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Mel boasts that he could do a better job at raising Tommy, and a frustrated Alice allows him Tommy to move in with him and try.

Mel sells his old car to the waitresses, then tries to get it back when he gets a better offer.

The waitresses come together to help Mel quit gambling by giving up their own vices after they discover that he lost his car to his bookie.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Dateless for New Year's Eve, Flo is recruited to work in the diner.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Vera finds an abandoned baby and soon becomes attached, refusing to give up the baby girl. She looks into adopting her.

Vera becomes depressed when she realizes she has worked at Mel's for 8 years. She decides to leave her mark on the world by competing for the world record in tap dance endurance.

At Mel and Earl's urging, Tommy sneaks out to play in a championship basketball game.

Tommy's dates with Mel's niece cause anxious moments for both Alice and Mel.

Vera becomes hooked on daytime soap operas and quits the diner to watch her favorite show.

Alice tries to boost the confidence of an old high-school friend who is visiting.

Actor Steve Landesberg; actress Cindy Morgan; Barbara and Elden Hathaway.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Mel and the girls believe that buried treasure lies somewhere in the diner, and they set out to find it.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Boss Hogg from Hazzard tries to trick Mel into selling his diner for $1.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Jolene's whirlwind wedding plans come unglued when she becomes stuck to Mel.

Mel buys a nursery school and plans to tear it down to make a parking lot.

Mel offers the use of his diner for a performance by a dance group.

The gang reflects on old times after Mel sells his diner to a land developer.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

A new clause in George's will upsets Louise.

George's problems in the bedroom send him on a panicked search for solutions.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Hazel prods George to help a friend who's depleted his finances.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Darrin is worried that his parents will discover that Tabitha can levitate her toys.

Darrin loses an account when he thinks his client Madame Maruska is Endora trying to help his career.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

As their wedding date draws near, Mark and Barbara visit Las Vegas.

Barbara and Mark's plans upset Ann.

A new clause in George's will upsets Louise.

George's problems in the bedroom send him on a panicked search for solutions.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Actor James Stewart; Jim Fowler.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.