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Jessica falls in love with El Puerco; Danny is smitten with a hooker.

When Benson's condo is robbed, he finds it won't be easy to catch the culprits.

It's Christmas, and Benson finds a way to help an assistant cook keep her foster children.

Kraus' pen pal, an ex-con, arrives at the mansion expecting a job.

When Benson stands in for the groom at Kraus' proxy wedding, he ends up really married to her.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A Swazi prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Billy turns to the personal ads for a date.

Eric becomes stranded in Paris; Billy tries to teach French.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

Drew's dog Speedy gets lost inside DrugCo when Drew sends him to the company for experimental treatment.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to lay off his brother (John Carroll Lynch), who then moves in with him to try to save money.

Drew's parents look forward to their anniversary, until the death of a friend reveals some family secrets.

Drew gets involved with Sharon, but it's not really what he anticipated; Mr. Wick finds a new favorite employee.

Jimmy and Matthew (Stephen Root, Andy Dick) swap places for a day; Lisa (Maura Tierney) finds out about Beth's (Vicki Lewis) mail-order scam.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) organizes a farewell party for Jimmy (Stephen Root) after he announces his retirement. With Dave Foley, Andy Dick and Vicki Lewis.

Dave ponders his future at WNYX without Jimmy, until he's faced with a bigger problem when the rest of the crew decides to leave.

The wet-behind-the-ears director (Dave Foley) of an all-news radio station must fire his predecessor.

Elliott winds up with a professional escort (Lucy Lawless) courtesy of Nina in an attempt to make Maya jealous.

Maya exacts revenge on the new intern (Ashton Kutcher) for something that happened to her in high school.

Nina is tricked into attending the bar mitzvah of a 13-year-old (Samm Levine) who has a major crush on her.

Jack fears that Maya's new love interest may be his illegitimate son; Elliott decides it's time for Finch to move out.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Hazel bypasses a scheming politician when the governor comes to the Baxters' for lunch.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Witch Samantha reveals her secret to her new husband; Samantha's mother Endora visits her.

Endora is disgusted when she learns that Samantha refuses to use her powers.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Mel witnesses a robbery and believes the thief is now after him.

Vera has been going to the movies with new beau Brian, and lets slip she may move in with him. Alice and Flo are afraid she is moving too fast when she refuses to bring him to the diner to meet everyone.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Tootie decides to go to New York unchaperoned.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

Ann's new secretary tries to hide the fact that she is an epileptic.

Barbara, starved for attention, decides to make herself more interesting.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Actor Tim Reid; comic Ronnie Shakes; celebrity Dian Fossey.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Joe still can't convince Brian and Helen that Sandy Cooper is obsessed with him when she returns to Nantucket.

Antonio is held hostage by a crazed air-traffic controller (Dann Florek) on Christmas Eve.

Jamie plans a shower for Lisa; Fran gets back with Mark and quits her job; Paul leaves in a huff after Jamie confesses that she was kissed by a co-worker.

Paul and Jamie deal with marital problems while planning parties for Lisa's engagement and Paul's parents' anniversary.

Highlights of past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Highlights from past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

A misunderstanding almost gets two people married to the wrong partners.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Benji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiancé.

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients.

Gladys Kravitz is unable to convince Abner that strange things seem to be happening; Darrin meets Samantha's mother for the first time.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

The waitresses come together to help Mel quit gambling by giving up their own vices after they discover that he lost his car to his bookie.

Prompted by Vera's high-school reunion, Flo decides to go to night school.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

Natalie's revenge harms an innocent bystander.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Ann's apartment building gets a new owner.

Ann unwittingly helps an ambitious co-worker stab her in the back.

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Actor McLean Stevenson; actor Bob Uecker.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.

A patient (Mary Steenburgen) fails to ruffle Becker's feathers; Jake leaves his newsstand to an unlikely person; Linda finds a new beau (Antonio Sabato Jr.).