KIVY-LD

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Part 1/4. Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

Part 2/4. The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Jennifer faces possible suspension from school when she writes a report on a banned book.

Jennifer must defend herself before the school board when she writes a report on a banned book.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Ann is offered a profitable career opportunity.

Ann's parents suffer marital difficulties.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Comic actor Harvey Korman; journalist Jane Pauley; ventriloquist Ronn Lucas.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.

Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

The Buchmans leave Mabel with a babysitter for the first time; Paul gets David Copperfield's pants from the cleaners.

Therapy reveals that Jamie may not be ready to meet Paul's expectations following the birth of their baby.

Anthony convinces his reluctant colleagues to participate in a program at his former prison.

A discussion of the Clarence Thomas hearings prompts Bernice to realize she was once sexually harassed.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Steve is annoyed by the attention his youthful secretary is showing him.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Samantha and Endora take supernatural steps to prevent the demise of their favorite restaurant.

Samantha's cousin, an elf, starts playing pranks on Darrin in order to break up his marriage.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Part 3/4. While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.

Part 4/4. Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

A grieving mother (Constance McCashin) tries to replace her late daughter with Mallory.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Harris refuses to adhere to a department rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

Schneider's job is endangered when he uses his passkey once too often.

Ann considers returning to college part-time.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Actress Joan Collins; Samantha Smith.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Jamie befriends Sarah, a single parent with a career; honors go to Paul's head; Ira dates Rebecca Lobo.

Letting Mabel cry herself to sleep turns out to be harder on Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) than the baby.

Allison invites herself along when Mary Jo's brother decides to take Quint on a hunting trip.

After an evening together, Julia develops a new respect for Rusty (Michael Goldfinger) the electrician.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Samantha's Aunt Clara arrives on the Stephens' first anniversary.

Darrin gets conflicting advice from Larry and Endora on how to treat his pregnant wife.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new stepfather, who is his age.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

Andrew stops speaking as a means of dealing with his hearing-impaired friend.

Nick is reluctant to accept financial assistance from his father (Dan Hedaya); Alex shops for a used-car bargain.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Barbara's boyfriend pressures her into consummating their relationship.

Julie announces her engagement to a guy she has known for only a week.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Actor Chevy Chase; comic David Sayh; actress Karen Salkin.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Becker spends Christmas Eve at the morgue when he has to identify the body of a man who died in his office; Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.