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Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom.

A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex.

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease.".

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actress Bette Davis; actor Martin Short.

Reggie is amused by Becker's and Jake's lame attempts to be chosen to use her extra ticket for an upcoming hockey game.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Unpopular Roy attempts to be sociable after inviting himself on Brian and Joe's fishing trip.

A forgotten classmate asks Joe to be the best man at his wedding.

On a trip to spend Thanksgiving with Jamie's parents, Paul and Jamie take Mark, Fran, Selby and Lisa, whose relationships change dramatically by the end of the trip.

Paul and Jamie get off on the wrong foot with their neighbors across the hall, so both of them try to make things better, but they actually seem to make things worse.

Charlene gets involved with a married man (Madison Mason) who is also a Sugarbakers' client.

A maid puts a voodoo curse on Suzanne and she persuades Julia, Charlene and Mary Jo to spend the night.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Endora asks the help of another witch to sow dissension between Darrin and Samantha.

Larry sees his wife and Samantha visiting an obstetrician's office.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

The girls plan to reconcile Molly's divorcing folks.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

A shy french tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI. A self-declared bird-man drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.

Barney and the squad are skeptical about the precinct's unkempt new detective; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Julie is jealous when her blind date seems to prefer Ann over her.

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Author Susie Essman; David Steinberg; Jake Johannsen.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

After charming his way out of a traffic ticket, Brian must "uncharm" an obsessive policewoman (Sharon Barr).

Jamie and Paul hire a Russian maid to work for them once a week. They're delighted with her work, but she has a crush on Paul and is upset when her feelings aren't reciprocated.

Jamie must hire a director for a new spot for the New York City tourism campaign and picks Paul, but they soon find out that working together isn't always a good idea.

On New Year's Eve, Charlene's date, Thomas Callaway, raises suspicions of being a dangerous prison escapee.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

The Baxters learn that the stray dog Harold found has a rightful owner.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

A friend of Samantha's, Gertrude, expresses her jealousy; Samantha plays matchmaker.

Darrin's parents pay their first visit to the Stephens' home.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.

Mrs. Garrett assigns a streetwise student to be Blair's roommate.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Elyse hires an underqualified friend to handle secretarial chores.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

Liz makes a citizen's arrest of her assailant -- an eight-year-old boy; A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

An environmentalist threatens to set off a bomb in the precinct; Wojo arrests a fake priest; The squad room plumbing is on the fritz.

David gets more than he expected when he agrees to chaperone Julie and Barbara's party.

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Peter Fonda; comic Charles Nelson Reilly; writer A. Whitney Brown.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.