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Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Ann confronts her daughters' new stepmother.

Barbara resorts to desperate measures to do well in school.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Comedian David Steinberg; zoologist Jim Fowler.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie changes her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

George and Martha Washington visit the Stephenses, thanks to Esmeralda.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie would do anything for the school play lead.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Evaluation reports cause worry about the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Comic Jay Leno; actress Raquel Welch; Garbage Truck Driver of the Year Ray Anderson.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Antonio misinterprets plans for an engagement party for Joe and Helen.

Ira hopes to impress his girlfriend by getting her an autographed photo of Mayor Giuliani; Paul gets a fancy new camera; an innocent photo results in Jamie accidentally blackmailing her boss.

Lance asks Jamie and Fran to be his campaign managers when he runs for mayor, but Paul won't support his candidacy; Mark believes that Fran and Ira are still a couple; Jamie thinks that she and Paul are the glue that connects all their friends.

Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.

Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Hazel gets George to enter the political limelight when a historical park is threatened.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

Tabitha must take a test to prove her intelligence; Endora turns Tabitha into a child genius.

Samantha and Darrin argue over the use of witchcraft in an ad campaign.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Vivian's erratic behavior reveals a new part of the Harmons' marriage to Maude.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Vera is convinced that a Native American's prediction that an earthquake will rock Phoenix will come true and everyone is rattled, particularly Alice who has never experienced an earthquake before.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Blair gets a little bit curious about the new beau of Mrs. Garrett.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Ann and the girls are startled when a young man appears at their door looking for his long-lost father.

Ann suffers a crisis on her 36th birthday.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Comic Eddie Murphy; Jennifer Richards; Reggie Joule.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Antonio is upset when developer Gavin Rutledge (Jonathan Frakes) romances Casey; Brian has a dream about Helen.

Brian's ninth-grade English teacher (Peggy Lipton) tests him to see if he can make the grade.

Paul's sperm sample is missing after the Buchmans' car is stolen; when Paul and Jamie finally arrive at the hospital after a series of delays, a keyed-up Paul has trouble producing a new sample.

Paul is torn when Jamie is in the hospital for a minor procedure to determine if she can get pregnant at the same time he's required to be at a business meeting; Paul's job is on the line when Ira pretends to be his agent.

Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

When George's sister tries for a part in a local play, she inadvertently helps his business.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Samantha falls prey to an ancient concoction that wards off witches.

Endora casts a truth spell on a gift from Darrin to Samantha.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

Mel boasts that he could do a better job at raising Tommy, and a frustrated Alice allows him Tommy to move in with him and try.

Mel sells his old car to the waitresses, then tries to get it back when he gets a better offer.

Tootie is obsessed with the famous singer and songwriter Jermaine Jackson.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Ann's new neighbor, a race-car driver, tries to initiate a romance.

Ann's relationship with a race-car driver takes a sudden and unusual turn.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Actor Dan Aykroyd; comic Bobby Kelton; actress Helen Shaver.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.