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Sketches include the bathtub runner, the fake commercial, the vaudeville song, the wife-swapping quickie, the John Wayne quickie, the cheerleader; featuring Jo Ann Pflug, John Wayne, Carol Channing, Gene Hackman, and Steve Allen.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Lucie Arnaz portrays a tax consultant, a roller derby recruit, and a baby bird in the nest; the cast salutes the world of adult books and magazines.

Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, Bill Cosby, Sammy Davis Jr., Rich Little, Roger Miller, Claudine Longet, Rod Serling, Jilly Rizzon and Gore Vidal.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Tony Scali works as the police commissioner in a town where delicate situations require creative thinking.

Tony Scali works as the police commissioner in a town where delicate situations require creative thinking.

Neal Ardman and guests talk about everything imaginable and take live viewer calls.

A brash, streetwise Italian is an undercover agent for the Organized Crime Bureau. He goes from one assignment to the next, busting dangerous criminals while putting himself in danger, much to the chagrin of his conservative family and friends, who believe him to be a mobster.

A brash, streetwise Italian is an undercover agent for the Organized Crime Bureau. He goes from one assignment to the next, busting dangerous criminals while putting himself in danger, much to the chagrin of his conservative family and friends, who believe him to be a mobster.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

When Jim decides the family should start living up to its promises, he ends up having to spend a night in the playhouse.

Jim goes through an identity crisis when he decides he wants to lead the simple life.

The Anderson children enter an essay into a contest nominating Jim as "Father of the Year.".

Jim finds his life being controlled by circumstances when he buys a mink coat for Margaret.

A young man's helpful suggestion to Betty backfires when his own plan is used to ensnare him in matrimony.

Bud's refusal to help out in a wedding rehearsal plays an important part in a couple's reunion.

Jim tells his family that their lack of courage is responsible for his lack of confidence.

Jim learns what it's like to deliver papers when Bud is ordered to bed for a few days.

Jim refuses to interfere when Kathy sets her sights on Betty's boyfriend.

Jim decides that Bud can't play in the church baseball game because he hasn't done his chores.

Crichton and a female Peacekeeper Tech, left behind by Captain Crais, join forces to save Moya when a race of scavengers attacks.

Crichton must free D'Argo from the influence of a thought-altering plant.

Moya crash-lands on a planet to avoid being traced by the Peacekeepers; Crichton soon realizes that he has become an alien to the inhabitants.

When an evil sorcerer engineers a deadly contest between Crichton and Crais, Zhaan must rouse a dark power within herself to rescue Crichton.

Hassie tries to get into a high school sorority.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

When Jim wins the services of a young woman in a poker game, he tries to teach her what it means to be a lady.

Jim comes to the aid of a member of the Choctaw tribe who has been accused of murder and robbery by his tribe.

Jim gets an anonymous letter threatening his life.

The search for a missing necklace leads Bowie to a criminal brotherhood planning to take over the state.

The Bowie brothers are invited to partner with a rich French family in a new bank.

Bowie delegates a gambler to sell tickets to a benefit.

Deaf Smith comes to Jim's aid during a bandit attack.

While in San Antonio, Bowie meets the woman who will become his wife.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

Jim buys a horse for the daughter of his business partner, unaware the horse had been stolen from the wife of a local Indian chief.

Bowie tries to recruit a young army lieutenant to assist in his plan to develop an Apache silver mine in Texas, but the lieutenant's family has other plans for the man.

Jim is embroiled in a complicated deal in his attempt to purchase a plantation.

Jim guides a doctor to tend to the ill son of a Choctaw Indian chief.

Bowie agrees to help local Tennessee politicians campaign against Davy Crockett in his bid for Congress, but things become contentious when Bowie objects to their methods.

Jim saves a baby from a burning wagon along the trail.

Bowie hunts for a bride who's kidnapped shortly after her wedding.

Bowie offers to make a deal with a broke Creole aristocrat who can't make good on gambling debts.

A reporter, on an errand for Bowie, is mistaken for him by a number of travelers on the trail.

After his rifle misfires during a close encounter with a bear, Jim approaches a blacksmith to suggest a different kind of knife.

Jim persuades an imperious plantation owner to allow a squatter and his pregnant wife to remain on her land.

Jim is amused when his friend is mistaken for the missing son of King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.

Jim takes a turn as a volunteer deputy to guard a prisoner, but he begins to doubt the prisoner's guilt.

Jim believes a fur company may be trying to drive him away by killing any Cajun trapper with whom he does business.

A case of mistaken identity leads an angry farmer to decide that Jim must marry his daughter in a shotgun wedding.

When Penhall (Peter DeLuise) is temporarily assigned to a precinct, he finds corruption among the police officers.

Hassie helps Kate with housework until she recovers.

George sells an old guitar, not realizing that's where Clara has been hiding her life savings.

Clem Kadiddlehopper falls in love with the girl dummy controlled by ventriloquist Quincy Quiverlips.

Hoping to overcome his chronic cowardice, Sheriff Deadeye gulps down some "Brave Juice" concocted by a medicine man.

When former indigent Muggsy becomes a movie star and tries to hide his past, his old pal Freddie the Freeloader won't let him.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.

Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive and discovers an impostor has stolen his mail, destroyed a saloon and dallied with a pretty girl, causing his father to demand a shotgun wedding.

A sea captain returns home to take possession of the ranch his father left him; blinded by an attack, the captain turns to Bill for help.

Longley has just ridden into the town of Yellow Jacket, when he sees a gunman unhitching a team of horses over the loud objections of a pretty woman.

Wylie Ames, a big gruff widower, has been corresponding with a lonely woman whose personal ad he saw in an out-of town paper.

A crooked gambler with a Kentucky-born thoroughbred prods a drunken rancher into betting his entire spread and all the money he has in the bank on a horse race.

Longley rides to the rescue when four gunmen ambush a man riding in a buggy; Longley brings the wounded man to a nearby house, but nobody wants to help him because he's a judge scheduled to preside over the trial of a local land baron.

Longley, trapped by a landslide, is rescued by a man on the run from the law; he's accused of shooting a man, but the sheriff just assumed he's guilty because he's already served a jail term -- and he's sweet on the sheriff's sister.

Longley and Acosta travel to San Thomas to bid on a shipment of rifles and ammunition; they're outbid by a beautiful blonde woman working for a notorious gun runner; Longley and Acosta must now prevent the gunrunner's plans to arm the Apaches.

Longley stumbles across a cabin and its dead owner; the dead man's brothers believe Longley to be the killer and are preparing to string him up when he's rescued by a stranger.

Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.