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Tim Conway hosts a variety show featuring sketches interspersed with musical and dance performances.

Tim Conway hosts a variety show featuring sketches interspersed with musical and dance performances.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator who only has eyes for Carol.

Comedian and stage actress Carol Burnett, who first gained popularity during her stint on "The Gary Moore Show," hosted this one-hour variety series. Her talented supporting players included Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence (who got the job based on her resemblance to Burnett) and Lyle Waggoner. Skits often featured guest stars, such as Mama Cass of the Mamas and the Papas or singer Steve

While volunteering as a baseball coach, Penhall discovers one of the players is a victim of parental kidnapping.

Grampa pays for Pepino's wedding reception.

Sharkey's romantic plans with Natalie are wrecked when his recruits get arrested in Tijuana, Mexico.

Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Sharkey attempts to help a fellow sailor with his marital problems.

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The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

Sketches include the balloon runner, the librarian runner, the electric chair quickies, the drinking man's diet, the friendly lady blackouts, the cheerleader, the swizzlers; featuring Gene Hackman, Robert Goulet, and Sue Ann Langdon.

Sketches include comments from Debbie, Ruth in Sleeping Beauty, Edith Ann meets Jack, the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award, Ruth's friendly lady, Dan and Ruth's isolation booth and more.

Sketches include the bathtub runner, the fake commercial, the vaudeville song, the wife-swapping quickie, the John Wayne quickie, the cheerleader; featuring Jo Ann Pflug, John Wayne, Carol Channing, Gene Hackman, and Steve Allen.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Lucie Arnaz portrays a tax consultant, a roller derby recruit, and a baby bird in the nest; the cast salutes the world of adult books and magazines.

Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, Bill Cosby, Sammy Davis Jr., Rich Little, Roger Miller, Claudine Longet, Rod Serling, Jilly Rizzon and Gore Vidal.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Tony Scali works as the police commissioner in a town where delicate situations require creative thinking.

Tony Scali works as the police commissioner in a town where delicate situations require creative thinking.

Neal Ardman and guests talk about everything imaginable and take live viewer calls.

A brash, streetwise Italian is an undercover agent for the Organized Crime Bureau. He goes from one assignment to the next, busting dangerous criminals while putting himself in danger, much to the chagrin of his conservative family and friends, who believe him to be a mobster.

A brash, streetwise Italian is an undercover agent for the Organized Crime Bureau. He goes from one assignment to the next, busting dangerous criminals while putting himself in danger, much to the chagrin of his conservative family and friends, who believe him to be a mobster.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

The McCoys move from West Virginia to Northern California.

When Jim decides the family should start living up to its promises, he ends up having to spend a night in the playhouse.

Jim goes through an identity crisis when he decides he wants to lead the simple life.

The Anderson children enter an essay into a contest nominating Jim as "Father of the Year.".

Jim finds his life being controlled by circumstances when he buys a mink coat for Margaret.

A young man's helpful suggestion to Betty backfires when his own plan is used to ensnare him in matrimony.

Bud's refusal to help out in a wedding rehearsal plays an important part in a couple's reunion.

Jim tells his family that their lack of courage is responsible for his lack of confidence.

Jim learns what it's like to deliver papers when Bud is ordered to bed for a few days.

Jim refuses to interfere when Kathy sets her sights on Betty's boyfriend.

Jim decides that Bud can't play in the church baseball game because he hasn't done his chores.

Crichton and a female Peacekeeper Tech, left behind by Captain Crais, join forces to save Moya when a race of scavengers attacks.

Crichton must free D'Argo from the influence of a thought-altering plant.

Moya crash-lands on a planet to avoid being traced by the Peacekeepers; Crichton soon realizes that he has become an alien to the inhabitants.

When an evil sorcerer engineers a deadly contest between Crichton and Crais, Zhaan must rouse a dark power within herself to rescue Crichton.

Hassie tries to get into a high school sorority.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

When Jim wins the services of a young woman in a poker game, he tries to teach her what it means to be a lady.

Jim comes to the aid of a member of the Choctaw tribe who has been accused of murder and robbery by his tribe.

Jim gets an anonymous letter threatening his life.

The search for a missing necklace leads Bowie to a criminal brotherhood planning to take over the state.

The Bowie brothers are invited to partner with a rich French family in a new bank.

Bowie delegates a gambler to sell tickets to a benefit.

Deaf Smith comes to Jim's aid during a bandit attack.

While in San Antonio, Bowie meets the woman who will become his wife.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

Jim buys a horse for the daughter of his business partner, unaware the horse had been stolen from the wife of a local Indian chief.

Bowie tries to recruit a young army lieutenant to assist in his plan to develop an Apache silver mine in Texas, but the lieutenant's family has other plans for the man.

Jim is embroiled in a complicated deal in his attempt to purchase a plantation.

Jim guides a doctor to tend to the ill son of a Choctaw Indian chief.

Bowie agrees to help local Tennessee politicians campaign against Davy Crockett in his bid for Congress, but things become contentious when Bowie objects to their methods.

Jim saves a baby from a burning wagon along the trail.

Bowie hunts for a bride who's kidnapped shortly after her wedding.

Bowie offers to make a deal with a broke Creole aristocrat who can't make good on gambling debts.

A reporter, on an errand for Bowie, is mistaken for him by a number of travelers on the trail.