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Store gives change in pennies; vision test for rental car drivers.

Road has speed bumps every three feet; second graders slice apple pie.

Rubber raft inflates in taxi. Store imposes a tax on sales tax.

Supermarket carts won't turn. Store charges extra for using cash.

Store sells tomorrow's paper. Kids tell their favorite jokes.

Supermarket speed bumps; doggie dating service.

Do-it-yourself security system. Small items in over-sized boxes.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

Allen Funt and crew make an historic journey to Moscow.

A golf course has missing holes.

Loud eating noises and a flying phone booth.

A dribble glass and dancing traffic cops.

Guest Wally Cox tries to get longshoremen to diet.

A kangaroo bounces into a gas station.

Trying to get money from under a tire.

A sidewalk traffic light fools pedestrians.

A talking horse and moving silverware.

Desk drawers open magically; a dog becomes a star.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

A human hand in a washing machine causes trouble.

Cars are chained together for security.

Shoppers are trapped in a supermarket aisle.

Florists are asked to make ugly bouquets.

Rubber hot dogs and a guy in a bird suit.

"Last of the Wild Horses" (1948) Western. A cowboy settles a range war started by a crooked ranch foreman. With James Ellison, Jane Frazee.

"The Mad Monster" (1942) Horror. A reporter's girlfriend's father injects a farmhand with wolf blood. With Johnny Downs, George Zucco, Anne Nagel.

"Manhunt in Space" (1954) Hero Jones (Richard Crane) and crew (Scotty Beckett, Sally Mansfield) join a 21st-century manhunt. From the "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" TV series.

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The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

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Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

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Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

The new captain proposes to shape up the chief with the biggest beer belly, a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A travel and lifestyle talk show hosted by experts to keep pace with the aspiring traveler.

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Greg has imaginary friends and makes up stories.

Luke falls for the owner of a cornfield-trampling cow.

Luke tries to get rid of Uncle Rightly before Louise visits.

Grampa has to pick Louise's tomato crop.

Greg runs away from home because he feels neglected.

Luke and Greg become friends.

Luke gets an ad-agency job.

Luke and Louise intervene in another couple's quarrels.

Grampa runs for grange president; Louise's aunt is campaign manager.

Aunt Win tries to make Luke jealous by matchmaking.

Aunt Win has ulterior motives for dating George.

Grampa fears Luke will leave the farm if he marries Louise.

Luke keeps bringing dogs to the ranch.

Grampa threatens George with a curse.

Grampa, Luke and George are judges in a homemaker contest.

George and Flora fight over home improvements.

Jazz musicians rent a room.

Pepino's mother runs a frijoles business.

Luke grows a full beard and a new rotten personality to go with it.

Luke buys auctioned paintings.

Luke and Pat buy a boat.

The McCoy family moves to a ranch in California.

The McCoys start a roadside egg stand.

The male McCoys buy Kate a gun.

Luke keeps bringing dogs to the ranch.

Grampa threatens George with a curse.

Grampa, Luke and George are judges in a homemaker contest.

George and Flora fight over home improvements.

Jazz musicians rent a room.

Pepino's mother runs a frijoles business.

Luke grows a full beard and a new rotten personality to go with it.

Luke buys auctioned paintings.

Luke and Pat buy a boat.

The McCoy family moves to a ranch in California.

The McCoys start a roadside egg stand.

The male McCoys buy Kate a gun.

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Grampa sells his gun in order to make a mortgage payment.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Proclaims the good news of Jesus Christ, explains the bible and explores world events based on Bible prophecy.

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Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Bowie makes an agreement to sell supplies to Don Carlo Miro, unaware that Miro is acting as an agent for supporters of Simon Bolivar, and that the Spanish king wants to stop the sale.

Naturalist James Audubon asks Jim to protect a young heiress.

Jim hunts for the man who swindled and killed his friend.

Hoping to prevent an Indian uprising, Bowie shares the story of John Smith and Pocahontas with a Cherokee princess.

The pet chimpanzee of a kidnapped captain ends up in Bowie's hotel room.

Jim is unwittingly dragged into a plot to assassinate President Jackson.

Jim's brother makes a big gambling win and believes he is good enough to be professional, unaware he's being set up.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Jim organizes a lottery to benefit an orphanage, but the men he hired to run it have other plans for the cash.

Jim decides to help a youngster caught burglarizing Jim's friend's house rather than turn him over to the law.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Hanson and Penhall investigate the overdose death of a college basketball player; guest Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Grampa takes over the supervision of Hassie and Little Luke.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

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Outlaw Vic Carver (Robert B. Williams) seeks revenge against Sheriff MacTavish (Kenneth MacDonald) for sending him to jail.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Gene helps the son of a murdered man take over a freight-line business.

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After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

A group of convicts take over the work train and hold the entire construction crew hostage; Bill, who the convicts believe is dead, makes it back to the site and tries to stop them.

Bill is planning to leave the railroad worker camp and move on, but a former crewman shows up to make trouble; Bill learns the man is working as field agent for the company that the workers hoped to get a new contract from.

Bill saves a government agent from an ambush; the agent is carrying a list of landowners who are refusing to pay their taxes, and Bill learns the daughter of one of those landowners arranged the ambush.

Bill finds a town engulfed in a feud between two ranchers; he also learns that his former commanding officer is now a doctor who's turned to drinking, and a young man blames him for crippling his arm.

A lynch mob wants to hang a young man convicted of killing a family of homesteaders; Bill rides in with a stay of execution from the governor just as the mob is about to break into the jail; the desperate prisoner escapes.

Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth.

Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.

Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him.

An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.