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Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Joanie shocks the family when she insists on touring with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

An anniversary party in Frank and Edna's shaky trailer surprises everyone.

A police inspector (John Hillerman) searches for a missing passenger; Julie's pal faces facts; a woman (Didi Conn) pickets an ex-beau.

The Harlem Globetrotters challenge the crew; an aunt's portrait haunts a married couple; a student falls for his father's girlfriend.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

Jed runs for smog commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing lye soap.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Sam clashes with the new owner (Keene Curtis) of the restaurant upstairs; Woody is worried about his girlfriend.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.

An essay makes Dobie and Maynard consider the future.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band decides to raise money in order to create an actual fire department in Hooterville.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Jody is jealous of attention paid to his Bolivian pen pal.

Terry gets a role in a Shakespearean play at school. Guest: Hans Conried.

Mary's upset when her dream date takes someone else to a dance.

On the rebound after his girlfriend, Sally, suddenly marries another, Uncle Charley acquires many new lady friends.

When Katie is gone for the day, the family hires three cleaning ladies to restore the house to normal.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Ricky decides it is time for Little Ricky to start nursery school.

Ricky is offered a European booking he can't refuse, but he can't afford to take Lucy.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Joanie runs away from home determined to tour with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

Sgt. Plout goes AWOL from the army and stays with the roommates.

Ace charms Doc and Gopher's girlfriends; a man meets his young stepfather; a children's show host (Barnard Hughes) helps a shy boy.

Sisters reunite after 40 years; separate accommodations hamper a couple desiring children; bartender Isaac instructs a blind student.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Archie tries to get even with a pal by arranging a date for him with a female impersonator.

To bring in extra money, the Bunker's decide to take in a boarder. They rent Gloria's old room to a Puerto Rican nurse, Teresa.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

Woody is depressed after a commercial appearance for a product he can't stand.

Frasier vows never to cross Cheers' threshold again; Woody can't turn off a cable shopping channel.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" to pick up his envelope.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Guests include Ken Berry and Jim Nabors.

Maynard decides he is holding Dobie back.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

When Carter's adopted daughter plans to marry a Marine, Carter thinks it's Gomer she's going to wed.

When Carter decides to take the exam for officer training, Gomer also takes the exam.

The platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, but it only makes him more aware of his old age.

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Woody's girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) returns from abroad; Frasier helps Cliff get even.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

A movie actress poses as her secretary; A steeplechase in Acapulco introduces Julie to a wealthy bachelor, which threatens a marriage and causes havoc when Gopher and Isaac's entry disappears.