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Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

The Bunkers learn that the "made in heaven" romance of Edith's favorite cousin isn't so divine after all.

Archie steals a box of nails from work in order to work on the house and finds himself the center of a debate on morality.

Joy and Bob reconsider their plans to marry in Paris after learning a baby is available for adoption in Las Vegas.

Joy and Bob continue their adventure to pick up a baby in Las Vegas; Victoria and Johnny Revere reflect on their past; Elka helps Bob's dad find the perfect woman; Melanie works on her wedding toast.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Alex is revisited by a once-overweight blind date Angela; she is now slimmer and her romantic interest in him has intensified since she saw him last.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

Max opens his own spy agency to help make ends meet when there's a cutback at CONTROL.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

Bilko learns that Congress is planning to examine wasteful military projects.

A James Bond parody, Doctor Nose, features two cops in drag tring to catch muggers; guest Eydie Gormé sings "A House Is Not a Home"; the cast performs "Angel Child.".

Maynard and Dobie's chicken experiment goes awry.

Connie and Mr. Boynton jeopardize Mr. Conklin's promotion when they mistakenly assume that he is expecting a baby.

With Kate injured, Uncle Joe and the daughters must corner the convention.

While hosting a party for her neighbors for a game show, Ann discovers some interesting facts about them before her purse is stolen.

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

A boxer advises Bill to send Jody to a boys camp.

When Terry lands a job in a dress shop, Danny tries to help her.

Jeff thinks his parents love him less than Mary.

Katie and Robbie come home from their honeymoon to face the problems of newlyweds in a previously all-male household.

Robbie (Don Grady) discovers that Katie (Tina Cole) is working as a cigarette girl.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

When Mr. Mooney's boss threatens to fire him because his bank branch hasn't had many new accounts, Lucy tries to convincemillionaire country singer Homer Higgins to deposit his money with the bank.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Mary's parents move to Minneapolis to be close to their only daughter.

Fonzie falls for a woman whose life is devoted to the city's country-club set.

Shirley is influenced by a beatnik she meets at a coffeehouse.

Gopher becomes trapped in a suit of armor; a woman tries to end her daughter's romance; two women vie for a clergyman's affections.

A psychic (Greer Garson) wants to alter her future; a single parent (Kim Darby) juggles relationships; Isaac suffers a hearing loss.

Jed is offered a bank vice presidency -- an inducement to get him to move his millions to that bank.

When a computer replaces one of Drysdale's bookkeepers, the displaced worker finds real friends in the Clampetts.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Archie becomes depressed after taking a magazine's life expectancy test that indicates he will die when he reaches 57.

Edith runs into her childhood sweetheart while in her hometown for a wedding.

Three best friends from Los Angeles flying to Paris make an emergency stop in Cleveland and realize the norms from home no longer apply.

Joy dates a much younger man; Melanie encourages Elka to date again; Victoria gets hooked on Big N Easy.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Frasier and Lilith want to test their parenting potential on Carla's genius son (Jarrett Lennon).

Bobby and Tony compete for the affections of the same woman.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Max and 99 are captured when they go to search for a new KAOS super weapon.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Bilko baby-sits in a trailer for a GI on furlough.

Carol Burnett leads her comedy troupe and various celebrity guests in a series of comedic sketches and musical performances.

Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

Miss Brooks gets a traffic ticket during Conklin's safe driving campaign.

Kate is surprised at her old school teacher's new personality.

Don and Ann go to a pre-marital counselor.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

Bill thinks Jody has a crush on a pretty teacher.

Terry's social climbing upsets the family.

Mary hears the story of Donna's first date with Alex.

The Douglas family has a problem persuading Ernie to accept a new friend when he learns she's a girl.

Katie recognizes Steve's new girlfriend as a designing woman long before the men in the family discover it.

Craig gets invited to sing on Ann-Margret's television show.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Mary becomes involved with a comedy writer who really wants to be a comic.

Richie, Ralph, Potsie and Fonzie become locked in a private room at the hardware store.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Agents (Debbie Reynolds, Marilyn Michaels) imitate stars; a lawyer falls for a former client; an actress studies for a role as a nurse.

The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly, puts Granny in a dither.

The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

After he finally finishes school, Mike lands a permanent job.

Elka finds love at first sight; Melanie turns out to be a dead ringer for her date's lost love; Victoria fixes Joy up with a "killer" date.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Norm's house-painting business is the target of Rebecca's marketing skills.

Frasier and Lilith reject city living and seek a new lifestyle in the wilderness.

Winning an evening with Elaine spurs the competition between Louie and Alex; they see who can bring in the most receipts and compete in a taxi-driving marathon.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.