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Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

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In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.

Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark.

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It is Mark's high school reunion and his aging comrades from high school must come to terms with the fact that they are not the young, popular people that they used to be.

Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life—physically, financially, relationally.

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Steve fears he will lose Regina forever when he is invited to Warrington's house for an announcement.

Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") take Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) to casino night at the Onyx Club in Chicago.

After being fired from a college coaching position, Mark returns and meets the school's new principal.

Mark (Mark Curry) thinks he can do whatever he wants now that Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) is the new principal.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

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Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son.".

Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria.

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Jonathan and Mark encourage a disabled Vietnamese veteran to work for an organization that helps disabled people.

Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life—physically, financially, relationally.

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Cedric and Steve (Cedric "The Entertainer," Steve Harvey) get choice tickets for Game 7 of the NBA finals, but there is a catch.

Steve (Steve Harvey) has trouble when Bullethead and Romeo (William Lee Scott, Merlin Santana) take the keys to the driver's education car.

Mark and a rigid ROTC instructor (Mark Curry, guest star Kevin Jackson) are pitted against each other in war games.

Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete) feels defeated when she fails her test to become an emergency medical technician.

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

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When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy.

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful.

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Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate their sons that were adopted and raised by an American family.

Homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife.

Columbo investigates the disappearance of the director of a men's magazine.

The disheveled detective investigates the apparent suicide of a notorious racketeer who was facing an indictment.

Columbo investigates the case of an unfaithful wife who was murdered when she refused to be blackmailed.

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

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Frasier fails to deliver Scott Bakula's autograph to the avid "Star Trek" fan who is teaching him Hebrew for Frederick's bar mitzvah.

Some of the latest videos from the rising stars in Bluegrass.

Some of the latest videos from the rising stars in Bluegrass.

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A botanical collector involves his nephew in a kidnapping to break a trust fund, then murders him to finance his hobby.

A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger.