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Energy consultant David hosts a fancy affair at his palatial pad, complete with gold cutlery and a butler. But two guests find his offal-based starter too awful to eat.

Bathroom bothers are at the top of the agenda on payment day, with discussions about uneven floors and some very divisive smart loos just waiting to cause chaos.

Marie and Peter dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Mar Menor. Can Leah Charles-King find them the perfect place for their budget of £65k and make their dream a reality.

Laura Hamilton helps Marianne and Anthony look for their perfect holiday home in the Axarquía region of southern Spain. With a budget of £50k, will they find the property of their dreams.

Whose cookies, nostalgic classics and visually striking mosaics will stir up Nigella and Paul's emotions, and how will the cookie crumble.

A man arrives at A&E with two of his severed fingers in a bag of frozen peas after having a wood-chopping accident. And pro-bike-rider Max has hit his head in a high-speed crash.

A dead body is found in a North Wales nature reserve, revealing a deeply disturbing and sinister murder in the family. And a high-end crime gang is running loose in West Mercia.

What's the verdict on this week's top TV.

What's the verdict on the return of The Great British Bake Off? Also Emmerdale, Tempting Fortune, The Wargame, Clickbait Clinic with Stacey Dooley and I Like a Good Spanking.

Nina Conti gets very clever in a test. Chloe Petts hides an object somewhere Alex Horne wouldn't dare to look. And Richard Ayoade finds the tasks more than a little irritating.

The two groups of Fortune Seekers are reunited. Tensions rise over secret spending. A new leader faces sweet temptation. And will a spa and the Dishonesty Bar prove too tempting.

A shoebox flat gets a five-star step up. A van has a makeover inspired by dogs. And a woman trades her small live-in van for a seven-tonne lorry.

It's Raku week and our celebrity novice potters make animal sculptures and face the infamous bucket of doom in their second challenge. Whose creations will the judges go wild for.

Laura Hamilton helps Marianne and Anthony look for their perfect holiday home in the Axarquía region of southern Spain. With a budget of £50k, will they find the property of their dreams.

Angela and Simon dream of owning a farmhouse in France's Poitou-Charentes region, where they can indulge in art and yoga. Lucy Alexander shows them what £225k can buy.

Lucy Alexander helps Tracy and Lee find a French holiday home in Lower Normandy, which they hope could one day become their permanent home, for their budget of £70k.

Checkout assistant Jamie-Lea hopes to impress her guests with plenty of flavoursome food, on a night featuring shocking impressions and a dessert with a twist.

Farmer Chris plans an Italian menu. But how will his guests feel when he tells them that he's serving one of his home-reared pigs for the main.

Retired publican Christine's menu seems to have come straight out of packets, jars and bottles. But she has a few surprises up her sleeve..

Hummus maker and local food lover James plans a Middle Eastern-inspired menu packed with local produce and a sparkly dress code.

The final host, 50-year-old retiree and 'lady of leisure' Shelley, serves up a menu of tried-and-tested favourites. But can her guests get a word in edgeways.

In Aberdeen, Jen and Callum go all-out American, while their rivals Debbie and Shaun, and Sam and Jamie, are shocked to discover that they're serving near-identical Scottish menus.

A shoebox flat gets a five-star step up. A van has a makeover inspired by dogs. And a woman trades her small live-in van for a seven-tonne lorry.

Babak and Alison from Barnsley are planning a permanent move to inland Almería in southern Spain. Danni Menzies lines up five great options for their maximum budget of £145,000.

Sylvia and Martin have been visiting Spain for years and have decided the time is right to buy their very own holiday home in Álora, Málaga, to enjoy with their growing family.

Sharon and Brendon want to buy a holiday home beside beautiful Lake Garda, but they each have very different priorities... Can Lucy Alexander fulfil their dreams.

Marie and Peter dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Mar Menor. Can Leah Charles-King find them the perfect place for their budget of £65k and make their dream a reality.

Ruth and Ryan work up a sweat as a home sauna hots up their £750k Cheshire search. And will a countryside charmer with vivacious views deliver Peter and Kirsty's Welsh dream.

Seb's designing, project managing and building an ambitious house all by himself, with a cladding system that he's devised himself, in his grandparents' back garden. No pressure then.

Crude, still-coming-of-age comedy with Jason Biggs and Eugene Levy. The lads' shenanigans continue as they return from college to do it - or not - all over again.

What's the verdict on this week's TV? With The Celebrity Traitors, Strictly Come Dancing, Wonka's the Golden Ticket, The Great Celebrity Pottery Throw Down and The Real Rooneys (S28 Ep5).

The celebs spend time on the sofa with George Clarke's Amazing Spaces, Swamp People: Serpent Invasion, The Woman in Black and the 2024 General Election.

Modern swashbuckling medieval action adventure starring Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Paul Bettany. A lowly squire jousts his way to the top, with help from Geoffrey Chaucer.

In West Sussex, The Kings Head Inn hosts Colin and Oonagh hope to get off to a flyer of a start with a visit to a World War II aviation museum. But one B&Ber has a hot and sweaty night.

Visit two is to The Roade House (no, not that one) in Northamptonshire, where hosts Paul and Maxine boast a café bar, yoga studio and hair salon.

Joanne and Julie host at The Halfway House Inn, in Morley, West Yorkshire. Two B&Bers poo-poo the lack of shampoo, while another pair come to blows at the Royal Armouries in Leeds.

The B&Bers are off glamping at Sanath and Amelia's Stamford Meadows Glamping site in Lincolnshire. But for one pair, the walk to the WC proves a step too far.

and at times hot-tempered - week, the B&Bers get together one last time to debate their differences and find out who's won.

In the beautiful Mourne Mountains in Northern Ireland, Conor and Claire aim to provide their guests with a magical, mythical experience.

Melissa wants to provide all-things luxury at her apartments in Belfast city centre. But the B&Bers' eagle eyes cause cleanliness consternation.

The character is cracking at Janine and Corah-Jaye's historic coaching inn in County Down. But the style proves contentious..

Shaun and Aiofe host the week's final visit at their family home in County Fermanagh. But will Shaun's culinary boasts come back to haunt him.

There's plenty on the agenda on payment day in Northern Ireland, from cleanliness critiques to... more cleanliness critiques.

Ruth and Ryan work up a sweat as a home sauna hots up their £750k Cheshire search. And will a countryside charmer with vivacious views deliver Peter and Kirsty's Welsh dream.

In Kingston's red-hot property market, Phil helps Mike and David find their first home. And can Kirstie help Kat and Pat find a place of their own before they get married.

Michael and Jane from Sussex are looking for a traditional holiday home within easy reach of the coast, in Spain's Almería region. Can Jonnie Irwin find their perfect property for £90,000.

John and his daughter Grace get curious around Coimbra in Portugal as they search for John's new forever home. Leah Charles-King shows them what gems await for £100k.

Angela and Simon dream of owning a farmhouse in France's Poitou-Charentes region, where they can indulge in art and yoga. Lucy Alexander shows them what £225k can buy.

Lucy Alexander helps Tracy and Lee find a French holiday home in Lower Normandy, which they hope could one day become their permanent home, for their budget of £70k.

Jess is looking for unconditional love after a recent break-up. Is Staffordshire bull terrier Gloria just the kind of buddy she needs? Cheeky Jack Russell Rocco seeks a new home.

What's the verdict on this week's TV? With The Celebrity Traitors, Strictly Come Dancing, Wonka's the Golden Ticket, The Great Celebrity Pottery Throw Down and The Real Rooneys (S28 Ep5).

Taron Egerton returns as the newest recruit to the stylish secret agency Kingsman for more ass-kicking comedy action. A star-studded cast includes Julianne Moore and Elton John.