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The One Where Underdog Gets Away: Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E.

The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E.

Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E.

The One With The Dozen Lasagnas: Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E.

Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E.

The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E.

The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E.

The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E.

Michael McIntyre hosts as celeb experts Russell T Davies, AJ Odudu, Deborah Meaden, Lucy Beaumont, Harry Redknapp & William Hanson try to help the contestants answer their way to a fortune. (S4, E.

Q, Murr and Sal are throwing and catching grocery items in this Joker vs. Joker challenge. Later, they'll be getting on one knee and professing their love in an awkward proposal. (S11, E.

Michael presents the world's leading comedians, music stars, and jaw-dropping speciality acts as well as his own comic talents. Featuring Catherine Tate and Bill Bailey.

...Uncut. 'Live & Laughing' is the first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. He looks at learning to drive, the trouble of bringing up children, and the world of the "Man Drawer".

Kyle is unimpressed with young kids watching others do stuff. Meanwhile, "Lorde" (Randy) is booked to play a concert with Nicki Minaj & Iggy Azalea - can he go through with it? (S18, E.

Still burning over Ike calling him a Grandpa, Kyle teams up with some stars to create the most extravagant televised Holiday Spectacular ever! (S18, E.

South Park's politically incorrect past catches up with it when the new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his wrath! (S19, E.

Where My Country Gone? Mr Garrison is crazy-mad about all the illegal immigrants in South Park - time for a showdown with the familiar looking President of Canada! Cartman has other plans. (S19, E.

Rosie and Harry Hill try a number of techniques to help single men move past the dating apps and find true love. The men are put through their paces with a lie detector test & blind dating. (S2, E.

Rosie ropes Jayde Adams into helping cheer up commuters and make their daily slog more enjoyable. From a guided meditation on a train, to a hot tub ride home - can Rosie bring some smiles? (S2, E.

The One Where It All Began: After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E.

The One With The Sonogram At The End: Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E.

Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E.

Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E.

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Michael McIntyre hosts as celeb experts Russell T Davies, AJ Odudu, Deborah Meaden, Lucy Beaumont, Harry Redknapp & William Hanson try to help the contestants answer their way to a fortune. (S4, E.

The Jokers persuade a temp worker to be their senior vice president for an investor meeting. The losing Joker plays an inept stage manager for John Mayer's gig, with embarrassing results. (S10, E.

One Joker attempts to woo women with lines provided by the others. The loser has to participate in a seance with Kesha while being given electric shocks by the other Jokers. (S10, E.

Ray finds himself attracted to a new waitress at Nemo's and Debra finds out about the so-called "attraction" after Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at the restaurant. (S1, E.

Frank begins to consider himself a writer after Reader's Digest publishes one of his humorous stories in the "Humour in Uniform" section. (S1, E.

Ray is babied again when Marie moves in with them after a fight with Frank. Debra, however, upset about the idea of Marie moving in, decides to spend time with Frank. (S1, E.

Debra's parents, Warren and Lois Whelan visit for a weekend. The Barones and Whelans are polar opposites in everything and try to have dinner together in a fancy restaurant... (S1, E.

Michael McIntyre hosts as celeb experts Russell T Davies, AJ Odudu, Deborah Meaden, Lucy Beaumont, Harry Redknapp & William Hanson try to help the contestants answer their way to a fortune. (S4, E.

The One Where Underdog Gets Away: Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E.

The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E.

Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E.

The One With The Dozen Lasagnas: Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E.

Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E.

The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E.

The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E.

The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E.

The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E.

The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E.

The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E.

The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E.

When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E.

The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E.

When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E.

The One where Rachel Finds Out: During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E.

...Of Mystery. World-class playboy and special agent Austin Powers (Mike Myers) is defrosted after 30 years in a cryogenic freeze to match wits with his nemesis, Dr. Evil (also Myers).

On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things.

"Weird Newscasters" returns, with news anchor Colin joined by Jeff's desperate salesman, a regressing Ryan and Wayne performing a 30 second history of video games. (S13, E.

TV star Grace Byers goes a date in a 'Wizard of Oz' obsessed restaurant. Brad welcomes bizarre characters in "Party Quirks.

Gentrification hits South Park and Kenny's family take the brunt of it! Mr Kim's City Wok, also suffering, hire Kenny as part of their 'child labour force'! (S19, E.

There's a new craze in town - being a freeloading, online food critic! Kyle's dad and Cartman are leading the way! But just how much will the restaurants stand for? (S19, E.

When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E.

When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E.

With his trademark blend of wry and penetrating humour, inspired art and music, Demetri Martin captivates in this hour-long extravaganza of monologues and multimedia.

The One Where No One's Ready: In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E.

After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E.

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The Jokers persuade a temp worker to be their senior vice president for an investor meeting. The losing Joker plays an inept stage manager for John Mayer's gig, with embarrassing results. (S10, E.

One Joker attempts to woo women with lines provided by the others. The loser has to participate in a seance with Kesha while being given electric shocks by the other Jokers. (S10, E.

The Jokers give pickleball lessons and try to convince fellow customers to give them a store gift card. The losers compete in an animal themed game show hosted by Paul Sheer. (S10, E.

The jokers pose as salesmen and then attempt a challenge that turns out to be a mouthful. The loser acts as the sound tech for an awkward interview between Kal Penn and a guest speaker. (S10, E.

When Nemo's basketball team performs badly in the Pizza League, the other players elect Robert as their captain. When Robert leaves him out, Ray is disappointed and jealous. (S1, E.

When Ray confronts Frank about a baseball signed by Mickey Mantle, Frank admits that it is a fake. Ray is very hurt and decides never to lie to his kids. (S1, E.

Debra, Ally and Michael are all sick, and Ray has to take to kids to the doctor. He has a meeting with NFL legend Terry Bradshaw that he cannot avoid. (S1, E.

Who's Handsome? When Debra's friend Amy MacDougall contributes to Robert's Police Welfare Fund, she and Robert hit it off. Robert is unsure about going on a date... (S1, E.

After buying the Plymouth Valiant from his father for $462.25, Ray gives the car to Debra. She complains about all the problems with the car and asks him to return it. (S1, E.

Ray is shocked to learn that the engagement ring he bought for Debra, with Frank's help, is fake. He comes up with schemes to exchange the ring with a new one. (S1, E.

The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E.

The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E.

The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E.

The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E.

When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E.

The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E.

When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E.

The One where Rachel Finds Out: During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E.

The One With Ross's New Girlfriend: Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E.

The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E.

After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E.

Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E.

The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant: Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E.

The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E.

The One Where Ross Finds Out: A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E.

Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E.

Emma Bunton hands over her phone to play Send to All, Judge Rinder is awoken for Midnight Gameshow, Freya Ridings performs, and a nine-year-old becomes the show's youngest Unexpected Star. (S5, E.

Panel show based on the weird world of stats & polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Sarah Millican, Nick Grimshaw & Joe Wilkinson. (S12, E.

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Craig Revel Horwood and Ellie Taylor. (S12, E.

Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix are weeding out more potential a******s. Tonight's confessors include a man who faked having a baby, an unrepentant snorer and a brutal date dodger. (S1, E.