Catchy Comedy

Rhoda and Joe's plan to have a small wedding is foiled by Ida, who invites all her friends.

Rhoda almost misses her own wedding when Phyllis forgets to pick her up and she has to take the subway.

Rhoda and Joe discover they are the youngest passengers on their Caribbean honeymoon cruise.

A financial squeeze causes worry for Rhoda, who thinks she may be pregnant.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

On a train to Canada, a dying man gives the girls a top-secret film and a mysterious clue to identify his murderer.

Laverne and Shirley try to solve a murder on the train to Canada.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

The bride's mother moves in with honeymooners; with Shelley Fabares, Morey Amsterdam.

Bob and Linda pretend that they are single. "Love and the Athlete" George has been told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Dale and Diane are too shy to get acquainted. "Love and the Busy Husband" Harry Burton is very involved in his work, too involved.

A man awaits a computer-chosen date; a man wants his ex-wife to pose as his current spouse.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

A grumpy store owner (Mickey Rooney) traps Jesse and Michelle on Christmas Eve.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.

A shy girl who can beat French at chess fascinates the twins.

Complications arise when Danny gets a new pet.

Donna's plan to patch up a friend's marriage takes an unexpected turn.

Chip manages to outwit the machine age when a computer is used to select partners for a school picnic.

Katie's Aunt Cecile is a guest in the Douglas household and in a few days rearranges their furniture -- and their lives.

Lucy and the kids gets jobs on Wayne Newton's Las Vegas ranch.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Lucy plans Ricky's triumphal arrival in Hollywood.

Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rhoda returns from a vacation in New York and announces her decision to move there.

Richie the benchwarmer becomes a basketball star after replacing an injured player.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

Granny fumes when she thinks that Mrs. Drysdale is running against her for Possum Day Queen.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Archie's zealousness to get a promotion costs him a lot more than he bargained for.

Archie flaunts the fact he has saved the life of an unconscious woman in his cab, but he hopes to keep the story hushed after discovering the woman is really a man in drag.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Alex's new romantic affair with a famous television soap opera actress leads to thoughts of matrimony.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Max and 99 join a hippie group suspected of kidnapping an important foreign minister for KAOS.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Putrified Forest.Guests: Steve Lawrence, Paul Sand..

Herbert balks at signing his will.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Kate's friend Elsie comes to Shady Rest while waiting to have her baby.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bill worries about modern influences on the siblings.

Danny finds himself in an embarrassing situation when Kathy's uncle visits.

Donna's concerned about Jeff's average report card.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) decide to leave the Douglas household and move to a borrowed apartment.

Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty.

A 100-year-old promise puts Lucy in charge of Harry's business.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Lucy's mother and the Mertzes join in the trip west.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a hard time finding accommodations on their trip to California.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Upon meeting an old boyfriend and his fiancee, Mary sets off an unexpected chain of events.

Marion decides that she needs to get a job and starts work as a waitress at Arnold's.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

A recuperating woman (Joan Rivers) seeks renewal; a lawyer's parents consider divorce; Gopher becomes involved with a pretty stowaway.

A movie actress (Joan Collins) charms the captain; a married passenger meets an old beau; a hairdresser pines for a former girlfriend.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

Archie feels that the chain letter he threw away has suddenly caused him bad luck and physical pains.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Cliff experiences a peculiar case of blindness that inexplicably manifests whenever his new-found love brings up the topic of marriage.

Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

Smart and 99 search for a KAOS agent who has the antidote to some poison Max received.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

Carl Reiner and Melba Moore guest star on this episode; the Non-Violent Theatre presentation of a WWII film: The Plot To Hurt Hitler.Guests: Carl Reiner, Melba Moore..

For love, Dobie works in a shoe shop.

A fabulous ball gown and flowers are delivered to Miss Brooks from a secret admirer as she prepares for the school's masquerade ball.

Uncle Joe has fallen in love with a new librarian Phyllis Marsh, who is opening a library inside the baggage car of the Cannonball.