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The 18th season opens with the boys launching a Kickstarter campaign, raising the ire of an NFL team's boss in the process. (Repeat).

Mr. Mackey's proselytizing about his gluten-free diet gets on everyone's nerves, until the whole town decides to follow his lead. (Repeat).

Cartman calls Stan a cissy. Meanwhile, Randy's been keeping a huge secret and the pressure is more than he can stand. (Repeat).

Timmy's new car service is an overnight sensation, but it also makes him a lot of enemies. (Repeat).

A scandalous invasion of privacy makes the South Park denizens edgy as Cartman and Butters get in possession of a drone. (Repeat).

Stan's addicted to a new app marketed by Terrance and Phillip, but the duo find that all the money they're making can't buy happiness. (Repeat).

Butters lives in a virtual reality that causes him to wreak havoc at home and all over town. (Repeat).

Illegal activity at City Wok becomes a distraction that's impossible for the boys to ignore. (Repeat).

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Leslie and Ben have two hours to complete a yearlong project; at the same time, Ron's temper gets him in trouble. (Repeat).

Leslie is at a loss for words after the speech she prepared for a special event is stolen. Meanwhile, Ben begins his new job at the Sweetums Charity Foundation; and Ann summons the courage to ask an important question. (Repeat).

Leslie is determined to help a local video store stay in business, while Chris offers Tom advice on how to deal with a difficult employee. Elsewhere, Ann resorts to blackmail to get April to be her friend. (Repeat).

Leslie accompanies Ben on a trip to his hometown of Partridge, Minn., where he has been offered a key to the city. Meanwhile, Ron deals with a lawsuit filed against him by Councilman Jamm; at the same time, Ann and Chris take a parenting compatibility quiz. (Repeat).

Leslie decides to overhaul the Animal Control Department, while Ann seeks medical attention for Ron. Elsewhere, Ben, Tom and Andy set out to recruit donors for their charity foundation. (Repeat).

Leslie's latest goal is to get rid of laws that no longer make sense, while April and Ron receive management training from Chris. Elsewhere, Ben finds himself in a bidding war against Ann to win a present for Leslie. (Repeat).

Leslie wants to do something special to celebrate Jerry's retirement; at the same time, Chris and Ann prepare to have a baby together; and Tom worries about how Jerry's departure will affect him. (Repeat).

Budget-cut proposals submitted by Ron would close down the local minigolf course, which seems unacceptable to Leslie. Elsewhere, Andy and Ben celebrate a big donation made to their charity; and Ann tries to solve Tom's girlfriend troubles. (Repeat).

Season 5 ends with Leslie celebrating her first year as a city councilwoman; and Andy calling his alter ego, FBI agent Burt Macklin, out of retirement to help with an investigation. Elsewhere, April receives life-changing news; and Tom considers a big business opportunity. (Repeat).

The gang travel to Thailand to see Stu get married, and lose the groom's future brother-in-law Teddy in this uproarious sequel. In their search to find him, their previous Las Vegas adventure starts to look like a family trip to Disneyland. (Repeat).

The "Hangover" trilogy draws to a sidesplitting close as the Wolfpack search for Mr. Chow after Doug is kidnapped by a villain seeking revenge on the Asian hustler for stealing $21 million. (Repeat).

Vince Vaughn stars in this raucous romantic comedy about a couple attempting to salvage their marriage by inviting three other couples to join them at an island resort. However, everyone is disturbed to discover that participation in therapy sessions is mandatory if they hope to remain at the idyllic paradise. Directed by Peter Billingsley. Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Faizon Love, Kristen Bell, Je

Cartman's lack of physical fitness makes him a target for the other kids' scorn. (Repeat).

After learning how veal is made, the boys try to save some calves from the slaughterhouse. (Repeat).

The boys accompany a teacher (voice of Jennifer Aniston) and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography. (Repeat).

The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. (Repeat).

The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors. (Repeat).

Cartman becomes mayor when the kids take over the town. (Repeat).

J.Lo and Ben Affleck are in town. (Repeat).

The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are. (Repeat).

Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby. (Repeat).

Meg lands a job at the airport, where, as the hottest employee, she turns instantly popular. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a relationship therapist and starts giving advice to Lois and Peter, which frustrates Peter, who considers telling Donna a long-held secret about Cleveland's bachelor party. (Repeat).

Peter stumbles upon a missing boy and is celebrated as a town hero, while Joe decides to quit his job and take a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland. (Repeat).

A stint in obedience school takes some of the bite out of Brian, and Peter soon realizes he liked his pal better when he was feistier. Meanwhile, Chris is bummed when he learns his new friend only buddied up to him to get closer to Meg. (Repeat).

After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back. (Repeat).

Peter boasts that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, and then gets the chance to prove it. Meanwhile, Stewie turns jealous when new classroom-mom Lois pays more attention to his young schoolmates. (Repeat).

In the Season 13 finale, Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counseling retreat. While back at home, Carter watches the kids and is flustered over the fact that they would rather play electronic games than ones that would require actual old-fashion participation. (Repeat).

Randy's forced to perform again after Stan spends all the Marsh's money on freemium games; Kyle gets upset when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore. (Repeat).

Kyle plans a holiday special for TV in hopes of bringing families together again with help from some of the biggest names in entertainment. Meanwhile, Cartmaaan Bra is still trending as holograms continue to run rampant in South Park. (Repeat).

In the Season 19 premiere, the boys show their respect for Caitlyn Jenner when a new principal makes them atone for their history of prejudice. (Repeat).

Mr. Garrison is fed up with undocumented immigrants, and proposes building a wall to keep them out. (Repeat).

Kenny tries to land a job when the town of South Park begins gentrifying. (Repeat).

Cartman becomes a restaurant critic after the parents of a new kid in school open an eatery in the gentrified part of town. (Repeat).

Cartman's fed up with Twitter when he's the latest victim of body-shaming. Meanwhile, Randy deals with uncomfortable confrontations at the grocery store. (Repeat).

Rumors of a love affair between Tweek and Craig are making the rounds in school, as are drawings of their alleged romance. Meanwhile, Cartman learns he has a secret admirer. (Repeat).

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Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

Beck (as himself) invites an injured Bender to go on tour with him, while the gang follows in an old VW bus salvaged by Fry. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

The Professor's creation of a basketball team of atomic mutants causes time to skip forward at random, and one result is a staff marriage. Jeff Cesario, Phil LaMarr, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Fry's friends try to break up his new romance with a robot modeled after Lucy Liu (as herself), whose image is being illegally copied onto blank robots. Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

After the crew disables the evil Santa robot, Bender takes his place to deliver toys---but everyone thinks he's still evil. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

A game of Ninja Warriors is led by Kenny and attracts attention from foreign terrorists. Meanwhile, the citizens of South Park decide they don't need a police department anymore. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Jimmy challenges PC Principal when the budding newsman is flagged for inappropriate language in the school paper. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Two students go missing with PC Principal; and Jimmy tries to learn more about Leslie. Meanwhile, Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison return but barely recognize South Park. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

In the Season 19 finale, South Park's residents feel safer when everyone has a gun. Meanwhile, Kyle finds a dangerous ally when trust issues threaten his friendship with Stan; and Randy's being priced out of town by gentrification. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

In the Season 20 premiere, the national anthem gets a reboot by an iconic American; and Garrison continues his campaign for president. (Repeat).

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend (Catherine Keener), but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings. Richard Fancy, Richard Venture. (Repeat).

George argues with a stranger (Lee Arenberg) over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment. Newman: Wayne Knight. Lisa: Nina Tremblay. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer's new friend (Debi A. Monahan) becomes a victim. Part 1 of two. George Wendt and Corbin Bernsen have cameos. Helene: Elmarie Wendel. Lt. Martel: Peter Murnik. (Repeat).

Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant (Peter Murnik) seeking his confession. Officers: Peter Parros, Marty Rackham. (Repeat).

A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Dalrymple: Bob Balaban. Joe: Peter Crombie. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

In the series pilot, Michael is told a downsizing plan is to be confidential; thus, it spreads like wildfire. Michael: Steve Carell. Pam: Jenna Fischer. Jan: Melora Hardin. (Repeat).

Michael promises a surprise to distract the troops from Dwight's dictatorial choosing of a cut-rate health-care plan. Jan: Melora Hardin. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. Michael: Steve Carell. Pam: Jenna Fischer. (Repeat).

Dwight proposes an alliance with Jim to combat downsizing; Michael forces Pam to create a birthday party to improve morale. Meredith: Kate Flannery. Roy: David Denman. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. Pam: Jenna Fischer. Jim: John Krasinski. (Repeat).

Michael captains his handpicked basketball squad against a team from the warehouse, where Pam's boyfriend Roy works. Darryl: Craig Robinson. Lonny: Patrice O'Neal. Roy: David Denman. Jerry: Matt Decaro. Jim: John Krasinski. Pam: Jenna Fischer. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. (Repeat).

The competition for attention is stiff after Michael lets a comely handbag vendor set up shop in a conference room. Katie: Amy Adams. Roy: David Denman. Kevin: Brian Baumgartner. Jim: John Krasinski. Michael: Steve Carell. (Repeat).

On employee awards night, Michael writes and emcees the show and picks the winners---but doesn't pick up the tab. Meredith: Kate Flannery. Phyllis: Phyllis Smith. (Repeat).

Michael fears a review of the company's sexual-harassment policies will curb the conviviality that he believes exists in the office. Packer: David Koechner. Toby: Paul Lieberstein. Jan: Melora Hardin. Pam's Mom: Shannon Cochran. O'Malley: R.F. Daley. (Repeat).

While Dwight helps Michael buy a condo, Jim runs the games of the office olympiad, time-killing contests played with office supplies. Carol: Nancy Walls. Bill: John H. Bland. Neighbor: Greg Daniels. (Repeat).

During a fire evacuation, Michael tries to convey 10 rules of business to Ryan; and Jim promotes "psychologically revealing conversations." Katy: Amy Adams. Ryan: B.J. Novak. Jim: John Krasinski. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. (Repeat).

Halloween becomes more frightful as Michael agonizes over an order to fire someone before day's end. Creed: Creed Bratton. Devon: Devon Abner. Toby: Paul Lieberstein. Meredith: Kate Flannery. (Repeat).

After Dwight karate punches Michael, Jim sets up a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo, where Pam becomes annoyed by Jim's friendliness. (Repeat).

Michael is a surprising asset in helping Jan woo a client. But while he's out, staffers find and act out his screenplay. (Repeat).

Michael convenes with his employees for their performance reviews, but he's much more concerned about his own boss's review of him. Meanwhile, the gang plays along when Dwight thinks it's Friday instead of Thursday. (Repeat).

Big Brother invades the office when Michael gains access to his employees' e-mails and begins spying on their correspondence. Also, Michael's ego is bruised when he's not invited to an afterwork party; and Pam suspects that love is blooming between Dwight and Angela. (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea while searching for Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, which Peter threw out. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game when he courts a middle-aged woman. (Repeat).

Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, and challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme. (Repeat).

Meg suddenly becomes Internet famous, so she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. (Repeat).

The Season 17 finale: Brian feels compelled to run for office as Quahog's new mayor after his proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat. (Repeat).

An online troll threatens to have global implications as Cartman professes his innocence. (Repeat).

Cartman's disappearance from social media is investigated by the police. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison prepares for the upcoming presidential debate. (Repeat).

Kyle feels guilty for the tension between the boys and the girls, but Butters brings his gender together to stand up for their rights. Meanwhile, Gerald is worried that his cover may be blown. (Repeat).

Garrison finally goes too far at a rally and reconsiders his future in politics. Meanwhile, the kids begin searching for an infamous Internet troll; and Gerald joins the opposition to a Danish campaign tracking nefarious characters on the Web. (Repeat).

Garrison is still in hiding two weeks before the presidential election. Meanwhile, a Colorado city is hacked; and Gerald and Cartman worry about their Internet histories being revealed. (Repeat).

PC Principal plays peacemaker between the girls and the boys one more time. Meanwhile, the election results are in, and Gerald is confronted by the Troll Hunter. (Repeat).

The President-elect visits to take care of some unfinished business in his hometown. Meanwhile, Gerald flees a vengeful Troll Hunter; and Cartman and Heidi hope to get a seat on the first rocket leaving for Mars. (Repeat).

Heidi's sense of humor is championed by Cartman as the reason they'll get to Mars. Meanwhile, Gerald attempts to have a rational discussion with the Troll Hunter; and Garrison surveys the military he now controls. (Repeat).

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A parody of "The Wizard of Oz" is one of three scenarios illustrated by the Professor's "What If" machine, which shows alternative lives for Bender, Fry and Leela. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bender courts the Planet Express ship's new voice (Sigourney Weaver), and just as quickly dumps it, prompting the ship to retaliate. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Someone's looking out for Leela when mutants from underground capture her, Fry and Bender in retaliation for Bender's toxic-waste dumping. Tress MacNeille, David Herman, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled away their livestock ("buggalo") on Mars. Maurice LaMarche, Lauren Tom, Billy West. (Repeat).

A planet with an ancient-Egyptian influence makes slave labor of Leela, Fry and Bender, who turns on his pals when he gains some power. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

After getting separated from the ship during a pirate attack, Bender becomes a god to a microcivilization, while Fry mounts an effort to find him. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Fry blindly supports Planet Express's new CEO, a slick talker from Fry's time who emphasizes image as he takes on their biggest rival. Tom Kenny, Tress MacNeille, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Heidi's reason to go to Mars finally becomes clear to Cartman. Meanwhile, Sheila sees what Gerald's been up to online; and Kyle and Ike rally the rest of the kids to save the world. (Repeat).

In the Season 21 premiere, protesters armed with tiki torches and Confederate flags take to the streets of South Park, and Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. (Repeat).

North Korea takes aim at South Park. (Repeat).

A forbidden love story between a white man and a Native American man unfolds. (Repeat).

Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos. (Repeat).

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman (Wayne Knight) in a speeding-ticket protest. Dalrymple: Bob Balaban. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Judge: Al Fann. (Repeat).

Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend (Stephen McHattie); Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating." (Repeat).

The network president (Bob Balaban) doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend (Stephen McHattie). (Repeat).

A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving. Naomi: Jessica Lundy. Father: Brian Doyle-Murray. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Donald: John Hayman. Waitress: O-Lan Jones. (Repeat).

The man who's threatening Jerry is the same Joe (Peter Crombie) who's dating Elaine. First Clown: Gerrit Graham. Reichman: Ross Evans. Usher: Bill Saluga. (Repeat).

Jerry courts a woman (Jane Leeves) with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man (Ping Wu) disagrees with Elaine. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport. Tia: Jennifer Campbell. (Repeat).

Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles a beef with a designer (Nicholas Hormann); Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend (Jennifer Campbell); George pleads to make up with Susan. (Repeat).

The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie. Buckles: Barry Diamond. Kernis: Tom La Grua. Cabbie: Allan Kolman. Usher: Perry Anzilotti. Cashier: Molly Cleator. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

A lawyer (Maggie Han) George dates could help Jerry's pal, who's facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer's trip to Florida. Babu's Brother: John Hamelin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Jerome is none-too-happy with Chris dating his daughter, Pam, which leads the two kids to run away, necessitating that Jerome and Peter team up to find them. (Repeat).

On a trip to college for an interview, Peter teaches Meg a thing or two about partying, while a stinky encounter with a skunk gets Brian kicked out of the house and into the wild, where he learns to live on his own. (Repeat).

Cleveland Brown is back in town, but hanging out with Peter is out of the question after their wives have a disagreement over parenting issues. (Repeat).

In the Season 12 finale, Stewie stews over having his TV time interrupted, so he heads back in time to see that Lois and Peter never meet, thus he would never be conceived. However, when he finally is born, it is into a "Downton Abbey"-esque household in Great Britain. (Repeat).

Peter spins his own tale of the Nativity. (Repeat).

Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman who kidnaps him to become her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad scour Quahog's seedy back alleys to locate and save him. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, become involved in an odd love triangle. (Repeat).

Peter teaches his Scrooge-like father-in-law a thing or two about the holiday spirit, while Stewie discovers the meaning of confession. (Repeat).

Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realizes just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers. (Repeat).

When Peter learns his mother's home has been sold, he remembers that his old porn stash is still there, and when he returns for it he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life hasn't gone as planned. Reeling from the disappointment, he sets out to make sure the same thing doesn't befall Chris and forces the boy to spend time with Brian. (Repeat).

Quagmire accidentally pocket-dials Peter and proclaims his love for Lois, leaving Peter furious and requiring Brian to fix things. (Repeat).

The guys find it tough to hang with Joe after he is left a quadriplegic in an accident during a running of the bulls. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to pretend he's a family's new pet when the husband of the woman he's sleeping with comes home unexpectedly. (Repeat).

A couch stolen from Peter's front lawn prompts the guys to form a neighborhood watch group. While on patrol, Peter shoots someone climbing into Cleveland's house and is arrested and charged with a hate crime. (Repeat).

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. (Repeat).

The annual Halloween gathering finds a witch casting a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins the holiday for the boys, but Cartman discovers a way to use the witch's power to his advantage. (Repeat).

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. (Repeat).

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could nab them first prize in the annual science fair. (Repeat).

PC Principal's challenges have never been more difficult. (Repeat).

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids. (Repeat).

In the Season 22 premiere, Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control, and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. (Repeat).

A very special relationship develops between Butters and the parish priest, but when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. (Repeat).

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Leela sees herself as a female pioneer when she's signed as a Major League pitcher, but she's really there as a novelty act, as she beans every batter she faces. Hank Aaron and Bob Uecker have cameos. Tom Kenny, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Aspiring to become a great cook, Bender is coached by a legend before competing against a vaunted TV chef who initially ignored him. David Herman, John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).

In the fourth-season finale, after learning that "Star Trek" was banned from Earth in the 23rd century, Fry tries to retrieve tapes of the series that were sent to a forbidden planet. Guest voices include William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, George Takei, Walter Koenig and Nichelle Nichols. (Repeat).

Al Gore has a cameo in this episode which finds Professor Farnsworth claiming responsibility for a global-warming crisis. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bender gets jealous when it looks like cloning will reunite Fry with his dog from the 20th century. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).

After being told to get jobs, the wayward sons of Hermes and the Professor open a competing delivery service that puts Planet Express out of business. Kath Soucie, Bumper Robinson, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).

Dr. Zoidberg celebrates Freedom Day by eating the Earth flag, and an angry mob compels him to take refuge in his planet's embassy. Phil Hendrie, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

After the boys contact an agency that helps starving children, Government authorities send Cartman to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, the town holds a drive for canned goods; and turkeys revolt against a genetic engineer. (Repeat).

The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog. (Repeat).

The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving—including an extraterrestrial presence—from a TV documentary. (Repeat).

Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. (Repeat).

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. (Repeat).

There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick. Gail: Anita Barone. Dalrymple: Bob Balaban. Molly: Denise Lee Richards. Dana Foley: Gina Hecht. (Repeat).

Elaine's prank leads a reporter (Paula Marshall) to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple. Alison: Kari Coleman. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Helen: Liz Sheridan. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Volunteering with seniors...Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his. Edie McClurg, Bill Erwin. Ben: Robert Donley. Ron: Tobin Bell. Housekeeper: Lanei Chapman. Trish: Victoria Dillard. Tim: Jerry Hauck. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman (Teri Hatcher) he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind. (Repeat).

Jerry can't remember the name of his date (Susan Walters), and he observes a splenectomy. Roy: Sherman Howard. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld. (Repeat).

An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Carl: Nick Bakay. Mona: Viveka Davis. Restaurateur: Michael Des Barres. Hairdresser: Taylor Negron. (Repeat).

There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space. Frank: John Randolph. Drake: Rick Overton. Salesman: Richard Portnow. Volunteer Woman: Nancy Lenehan. (Repeat).

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president (Bob Balaban) becomes obsessed with Elaine. Part 1 of two. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).

Conclusion. The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success. Russell: Bob Balaban. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).

Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. Joe: Leonard Termo. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites everyone over for dinner. Meanwhile, Joe is shocked when his MIA son (voice of Scott Grimes) returns from Iraq. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving eve, a drunken and ravenous Peter and Brian wolf down the holiday turkey, and then must go on hunt to find a replacement bird. With Peter gone, Chris decides to step up and take over as man of the house. (Repeat).