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Jr. decides it's time to move out of the garage and into a place of his own, a "humble abode," he calls it. "Very humble," Michael notes on his first inspection. Just how bad is the neighborhood? "He could go out for a quart of milk and end up on the carton," says Jay. John/Granny: Damon Wayans Jr. Jasmine: Ella Joyce. Calvin: Rasta. Realtor: T'Keyah Crystal Keyma'h. Dexter: Lamont Johnson. Vaness

It's candy-sale time at Kady's school and Jay won't help because she's dieting. So Michael steps in. The plan is for father and daughter to bond, but Michael's competitive nature soon overwhelms all else. "I'm afraid she's being trampled underfoot in your mad dash to victory," says Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey), who devises his own sales strategy. Kady: Parker McKenna Posey. (Repeat).

Jr. finally finishes restoring his old car---and then he sells it. He'll need college tuition for his baby-to-be, he tells his proud parents. Meanwhile, Franklin's sick of being "special," so he goes to Michael for advice and is told: "dumb down." Eddie Hoo: Peter Kwong. Annie Hoo: Lauren Tom. (Repeat).

It's the Kyles' 19th anniversary, and Michael and Jay are busy one-upping each other in the gift department. Meanwhile, Franklin's teaching the gastronomically challenged Claire how to cook so she can prepare a fancy French dish for the anniversary dinner. (Repeat).

Jay wants to look younger and Michael wants to lose his "devious look" before a traffic-court date, so they visit a dermatologist, and it's smiles all around. Big Guy: Lou Ferrigno. Officer: Kevin Knotts. Dr. Tortoni: Joey Vassallo. Judge: Susan Peretz. Bailiff: Free Brooks. (Repeat).

The NBA's LeBron James has a cameo in an episode in which all the Kyles catch the flu. Well, everyone but Michael, who goes to absurd lengths to stay healthy because he doesn't want to miss James' NBA debut at Madison Square Garden, for which Michael has scored courtside tickets. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two: None of the kids is at home, giving Michael and Jay a chance to reminisce (via clips from past episodes) about their brood: Claire, Kady and Jr. (Repeat).

The conclusion of a two-part highlight episode features clips of Michael's "minor glitches" and Jay's concern about her weight. Lou Rawls has a cameo as a physician. (Repeat).

Vanessa's parents have a fight and her father (Rasta) needs a place to stay, so he lands on the Kyles. He's an unusual houseguest, to put it mildly. Meanwhile, Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey) has cracked the lottery. Unfortunately, he must rely on Jr. to buy the ticket that he has calculated will win. (Repeat).

Calvin (Rasta) goes to work at Kyle Trucking---well, not work, exactly, but Michael does feel as though he must hire his future in-law. Meanwhile, Claire has a science paper due on cold fusion, a topic about which she knows little and cares less. So she asks Franklin (Noah Grey-Cabey) for help. (Repeat).

Michael has plans for a romantic getaway with Jay, but when Jr. foils that, they settle for a romantic evening at home. Hurdle No. 1: getting the kids out of the house. And that turns out to be the easy part. (Repeat).

Michael's so excited about a basketball game he's watching on TV that he accidentally tapes over Kady's first steps. What to do? Reenact them, with the reluctant assistance of Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey). Stevie: Taylor Negron. (Repeat).

Betty White guest stars as the maid Jay hires to replace her while she's away in Florida. Jay might have it tough when she returns, because the woman's an excellent cook and seamstress. She's also uncommonly adept at auto mechanics and TV repair. She can even beat Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey) at chess. (Repeat).

Michael doesn't think that modeling's a wise career choice for Claire, but when an agent (Carole Davis) tells him he has the perfect equipment to be a hand model, he thinks it's fine for him. Meanwhile, Kady's spending time with a girl named Rachel (Liliana Mumy), making Franklin very jealous. (Repeat).

Brittany Hotchkiss is married to Granville. Due to his poor planning, she works double shifts. (Repeat).

After only a month of marriage, Thelma Gosling's honeymoon bed was ice cold. (Repeat).

Lily Santiago is married to Tejano Deejay Jessie. All was mucho bueno when Jessie would take Lily with him and show her off as his little mami chula, but lately he has been leaving her home alone. (Repeat).

Jay and Melissa's marriage is in good shape until her best friend gets divorced and she starts stepping out on the town. (Repeat).

Tyra Dennison, a 32-year-old business analyst, is seeing Joel Drummond, a 41-year-old call center manager. Tyra thought that she and Joel had a good connection until he began canceling their date nights, working late, coming home at strange hours, and more. (Repeat).

Richard Concord is no stranger to success and his relationship with Rachel Miner was no exception until she took a new job as a party planner. Her happy job had some very sad consequences for her relationship as she became stressed out and secretive. (Repeat).

Chastity Easley, a naïve 26-year-old, is on the rebound from several disastrous relationships with men. She hooks up with Nicole who treats her with soft tenderness and sweet affections. However, Nicole has changed her attitude lately. (Repeat).

People who think their significant other is cheating on them hire a hidden camera crew to investigate their suspicions. (Repeat).

Jessica and Tibbett have been engaged for over two years. They have been together for four. Tibbett has been dragging his feet and Jessica doesn't know why. Two wedding dates have been set and canceled because of Tibbett's "work schedule." (Repeat).

Antonia offered Kevin a place to stay for a while, when on hard times. They fell in love and Kevin has lived there ever since. He's bounced from job to job, but hasn't settled anywhere permanent. Antonia pays all the bills and rent. (Repeat).

Gaby and Rick have been married for 15 years. They have a house and kids, and as far as Gaby is concerned, are incredibly in love. Recently Rick has been overwhelmed by his job. He is working longer hours and comes home late and exhausted. (Repeat).

Kiesha Franklin is an expectant mother concerned by her boyfriend's callous, calculating conduct. Derrick's behavior has started to change. He has become a hard man to get a hold of, concerning Kiesha, especially as far along as she is in her pregnancy. (Repeat).

Nicole Tennent is a 31-year-old inventory manager involved with "Q," a service technician. "Q" does not hold her or make love to Nicole like he used to and seems to always be too busy to be with Nicole. (Repeat).

Jake Abbott plans to propose to his girlfriend Amy Graff in front of their friends at the restaurant where they first met. (Repeat).

A criminal gets sprung for two days to help a police officer hunt down a drug lord. (Repeat).

Four geriatric friends head to Las Vegas for a bachelor party that recaptures the magic of their glory days in this outrageous all-star comedy. (Repeat).

In this uproarious holiday farce, an uptight optometrist hits the roof when his neighbor decides to decorate his house with enough Christmas lights to be seen from space. (Repeat).

A man visits his old home for the holidays and pays the current residents to act as his family, trying to relive the festive joy of his youth. (New).

Thanksgiving brings Kyle a new love interest---photographer Stacey (Nia Long)---and a helping of advice from his female friends warning that she's just out for fun. Kyle: T.C. Carson. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. (Repeat).

Regine's purse is snatched and the apartment is burglarized, but Khadijah (Queen Latifah) can't get used to living with an alarm system. Regine: Kim Fields. Off. Taylor: Tim Russ. Off. Williams: Rosie Nevin. (Repeat).

Synclaire overflows with holiday spirit despite the season's crass commercialism and her cranky roommates. Michael: Richard Lyons. Bartender: Lee Weaver. Barfly: Sid Melton. Regine: Kim Fields. (Repeat).

Khadijah hires a promising journalist (Richard Whiten)---who may sue her for harassment after she nearly succumbs to his charms. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. Synclaire: Kim Coles. Overton: John Henton. Kyle: T.C. Carson. (Repeat).

Khadijah throws a party, but it's Max who commands everyone's attention by bringing a college-age date (Terrence Dashon Howard). Max: Erika Alexander. Bill: Lewis Dix. Bev: Chip Fields. Regine: Kim Fields. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. (Repeat).

Overton feels guilty for dating another (Cree Summer) and for betraying Synclaire. Part 1 of two. Hamilton: Morris Chestnut. Esther: Yetta. Mort: Jack Kruschen. Dionne: Stacey Evans. Overton: John Henton. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Synclaire and Overton avoid each other in fear of scaring the other off, while Khadijah, Regine and Max scheme to snare ultradesirable neighbor Hamilton (Morris Chestnut). Synclaire: Kim Coles. Overton: John Henton. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. (Repeat).

Synclaire answers a radio trivia question and wins a trip for two to the Bahamas. Next question: whom should she take with her? Michael: Richard Lyons. Goldie: Miguel A. Nunez Jr. Rebecca: JoNell Kennedy. Overton: John Henton. Kyle: T.C. Carson. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. Max: Erika Alexander. (Repeat).

Max sees red when Khadijah's visiting college chum (Charnele Brown) takes advantage of Khadijah's hospitality. Arsenio Hall appears. Max: Erika Alexander. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. Synclaire: Kim Coles. Overton: John Henton. Kyle: T.C. Carson. (Repeat).

Khadijah entrusts Synclaire with putting out Flavor's music issue. Russell: Shaun Baker. Anderson: John Wesley. Carmen: Melissa DeSousa. Synclaire: Kim Coles. (Repeat).

Kyle wrestles with standing up to a co-worker (Bobby Hosea) who badmouthed Regine---and who also holds Kyle's future in his hands. Kyle: T.C. Carson. J.T.: Phill Lewis. Dean: Jonathan Nichols. Regine: Kim Fields. (Repeat).

When Khadijah falls for Alonzo (Adam Lazarre-White), she falls into disfavor with her friends. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. Synclaire: Kim Coles. Regine: Kim Fields. (Repeat).

In this uproarious holiday farce, an uptight optometrist hits the roof when his neighbor decides to decorate his house with enough Christmas lights to be seen from space. (Repeat).

Emilia was only 15 years old when she was seduced into a relationship by 20-year-old Hilly. It's now 8 years later and freelance photographer Hilly seems to be up to his old tricks. Hilly is caught by detectives over-exposing himself. (Repeat).

Construction worker Rodrigo, a husband of 27 years, feels like his marriage is falling apart. His wife is a security guard and seems to be protecting more than a few secrets from her husband and kids. (Repeat).

Ginger Franklin, a 32-year-old medical technician, feels her marriage might be on life support. Her husband, Jack, a shipping manager, seems to be getting more than his fair share of oral exams at a local dentist's office. Ginger extracts the truth. (Repeat).

Lavell McBride, a 38-year-old tub restorer, spends many nights out of town while his girlfriend seems to be spending just as many on the town when he's gone. But things are not squeaky clean when Lavell's brother Nick is the one caught scrubbing her back. (Repeat).

Anesthesiologist, James Jessop, thinks that his perfect marriage of 20 years is need of some resuscitation. Records clerk Nora and her friend Wendy seem to be going out on the town without him more and more. (Repeat).

Pam Foley is a 32-year-old manufacturer working overtime trying to build a solid relationship with her boyfriend. Joe is a day laborer who seems to be putting a lot of night moves on Pam's best friend as he is caught checking under her hood. (Repeat).

Lindsey Stone, a 32-year-old digital designer, married 31-year-old machinist Jeremy after a fairy tale courtship. However, this Prince Charming seems to be tooling up for another fair maiden in a wheelchair. (Repeat).

People who think their significant other is cheating on them hire a hidden camera crew to investigate their suspicions. (Repeat).

Justin D'Angilo is a 21-year-old factory worker and Parkour enthusiast who has totally flipped head over heels for 21-year-old make-up artist Kendee Tripper. However, Justin is worried she might be tumbling under the sheets with another man. (Repeat).

People who think their significant other is cheating on them hire a hidden camera crew to investigate their suspicions. (Repeat).

Greg Voss is a 45-year-old dispatcher and part-time bouncer. His wife of 12 years recently turned 40 and he generously gave her a new set of boobs for her birthday. Now he is beginning to think that he might be the biggest boob of them all. (Repeat).

Penny Novak is a 32-year-old liquor distributor who became intoxicated with her boyfriend, Justin, three years ago. However, her recent leg injury has had a sobering effect on their relationship and she thinks that it may be in dire need of some intervention. (Repeat).

People who think their significant other is cheating on them hire a hidden camera crew to investigate their suspicions. (Repeat).

Dan Weir is a 22-year-old motocross rider who works as a photo lab technician. His girlfriend, Jessica, is a hungry little hostess that seems to be serving up fresh helpings to his best friend, Matt. (Repeat).

Kennethia Barnes feels that her husband Kyle has been neglecting her and seeing someone else. Kyle, an insurance salesman has been frequenting a cigar shop lately and the team of investigators follows him on one of his visits to the shop. (Repeat).

Amanda Ali is a 25-year-old medical coder. Mark Porter is a dumpy 27-year-old oil and gas surveyor that used to enjoy going to the UFC fights with his girl, but Mark has decided to do some deep side drilling these days. (Repeat).

People who think their significant other is cheating on them hire a hidden camera crew to investigate their suspicions. (Repeat).

Vanessa discovers her boyfriend has not left his days of promiscuity behind. (Repeat).

Jason's girlfriend may be building a secret relationship while he works. (Repeat).

Veronica's boyfriend thinks he has the freedom to date other women. (Repeat).

Individuals suspecting their significant others of being unfaithful are validated by a camera crew. Joseph Millen caught his fiancee cheating on him in her bachelorette party. (Repeat).

Kelsey's boyfriend is in a hit-and-run. (Repeat).

Four Harlem troublemakers plan to commit a robbery for profit, only for the robbery to go horribly wrong. (Repeat).

Rich breaks a heart. Elsewhere, Cisco makes a big confession to Cyn, Chrissy journeys to Washington, D.C., and Yandy receives disturbing news about her father. (Repeat).

Jhonni and Rich deal with unfinished business; Erica tries to help Peter win Amina back; Chrissy gives Chink an ultimatum; Cyn and Cisco discuss their relationship; and Yandy takes a big step before the baby is born. (Repeat).

Peter gives Amina a ring and asks her to stay; Chrissy tells Chink to decide about their relationship; Diamond and Cisco come together for one last time; and Yandy surprises Mendeecees. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. The cast looks back at Season 5. Included: Erica attends to her unfinished business with Chrissy and Cyn; Yandy and Mendeecees' family is still at odds; Rich remains at the center of drama; and Jhonni Blaze takes aim at Diamond Strawberry. (Repeat).

Regine shares some gossip with her new beau (Mark Curry)---who turns around and uses it in his comedy act. Regine: Kim Fields. Kyle: T.C. Carson. Hutch: Warren Hutcherson. Synclaire: Kim Coles. (Repeat).

Mother's Day brings visits from Khadijah and Regine's moms (their real-life mothers, Rita Owens and Chip Fields). Khadijah: Queen Latifah. Regine: Kim Fields. Max: Erika Alexander. (Repeat).

It's raining men for Khadijah, who must choose between old friend "Scooter" (Cress Williams) and schoolteacher Alonzo (Adam Lazarre-White). Sheila: Anne-Marie Johnson. Bell: Ellis Williams. Evans: Richard Gant. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. (Repeat).

Max and Kyle (Erika Alexander, T.C. Carson) are mortified that they spent the night together and wish they could turn back the clock. Overton: John Henton. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. Terrence: Cress Williams. Regine: Kim Fields. (Repeat).

USC women's basketball coach and former Olympic champion Cheryl Miller plays Khadijah's high-school rival, who challenges her to a game of one-on-one. Branford Marsalis has a cameo. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. (Repeat).

Regine and Max find themselves in a self-help class for the same reason: they're too dependent on men; and Synclaire's new secret admirer may be the man next door. Dr. Madeline: Melanie Chartoff. Regine: Kim Fields. Overton: John Henton. Synclaire: Kim Coles. (Repeat).

Max stews over the terms of her reinstatement at the law firm; and Overton suspects sinister goings-on with a neighbor. Evans: Richard Gant. Tracy: Dawn McMillan. Overton: John Henton. Regine: Kim Fields. (Repeat).

The chemistry between Khadijah and Regine proves explosive while they are working on a Flavor ad. Mary: Tamlyn Tomita. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. Max: Erika Alexander. (Repeat).

Synclaire is the picture of contentment in her art class until Overton enrolls---and draws raves from the professor (Franklin Cover). Overton: John Henton. Synclaire: Kim Coles. Nazila: Yasemin Baytok. Aaron: Tom Chick. Khadijah: Queen Latifah. (Repeat).

Overton's sister (Michole White) visits, and gets too cozy with Kyle for Overton's taste. Kyle: T.C. Carson. Overton: John Henton. Regine: Kim Fields. Synclaire: Kim Coles. (Repeat).

Evelyn and Jen help Royce and Dwayne with a fashion fund-raiser, but they soon regret volunteering. Tami has elective surgery done. (Repeat).

Evelyn goes on a date, and tensions flare between Jen and Eric. (Repeat).

Kelsey and Precious discover their boyfriends have been leading secret double-lives. (Repeat).

Ron fears that his wife is playing doctor during her "overtime" hours. (Repeat).

Yulia discovers her husband's infidelity. (Repeat).

Shannon Hannet discovers his live-in girlfriend's gigantic secret. (Repeat).

Amber's boyfriend is caught red-handed at a gay bar. (Repeat).

Ben wonders if his party-planning partner is just wining and dining with clients. (Repeat).

Jessie faces the ultimate betrayal when his girlfriend and brother hook up. (Repeat).

Chad confronts his wife and a fight breaks out. (Repeat).

A woman discovers her boyfriend has been leading a double life. (Repeat).

Individuals suspecting their significant others of being unfaithful are validated by a camera crew. Kerry Sidebottom confronts his girlfriend while on a heavy metal concert, setting off a riot in the venue. (Repeat).

Sharon Bolton is getting worried about her husband's and her best friend's uncommon closeness. With the assistance of the show's investigators and surveillance crew, she finally got the solid proof she was looking for. (Repeat).

Jeff's wife Mindy is putting in lots of overtime at the office. (Repeat).

Shannel's fiance Eric is burying himself in his work— at a strip club. (Repeat).

Individuals suspecting their significant others of being unfaithful are validated by a camera crew. Katy Berry fears for the real reason why her boyfriend is not giving her the same attention as before. (Repeat).

Individuals suspecting their significant others of being unfaithful are validated by a camera crew. Lavette Marcus is concerned about her girlfriend's emotional unavailability and found her cheating on her in a bar. (Repeat).

Magician Chris Barrows thinks he has the reason to suspect his girlfriend of infidelity. To confirm his hunch, he asked the help of the show's team of investigators and cameramen. (Repeat).

A woman discovers her boyfriend dates other women. (Repeat).

Betty discovers why her husband's priorities have changed since she fell ill. (Repeat).

Patrice Johnson's boyfriend thinks he can keep his womanizing ways hidden from her. Her suspicion leads her to seek help of licensed investigators to catch him in his trysts with another woman. (Repeat).

Angela Basset and Paula Patton star in this rollicking comedy following a pair of families hailing from two very different backgrounds as they go head-to-head during a lavish wedding at Martha's Vineyard. (Repeat).

Three black friends gather for a wedding, and recall their teen years growing up in 1980s Inglewood, Cal., after the groom gets cold feet and starts thinking about his high-school sweetheart. A touching and nostalgic coming-of-age tale. (Repeat).

Angela Basset and Paula Patton star in this rollicking comedy following a pair of families hailing from two very different backgrounds as they go head-to-head during a lavish wedding at Martha's Vineyard. (Repeat).

Braxton's induction into the Burgeoning Black Men's Club coincides with a visit from his unrefined parents (Johnny Brown, Bebe Drake). Christopher B. Duncan. Vray Beaujay: Rif Hutton. Fancy: Garcelle Beauvais. (Repeat).

Junior's surprise anniversary gift for Helen gets stuck on Fancy's finger, leaving Junior stalling for time while Jamie struggles to remove it. Garrett Morris, Garcelle Beauvais. Braxton: Christopher B. Duncan. Directed by Scott Baio. (Repeat).

A Halloween-party kiss between a costumed Jamie and Fancy unmasks hidden desires, which lead each to fantasize about the other at work. Fancy: Garcelle Beauvais. Chante: Kimberly Moss. Elister: Shemar Moore. Junior: Garrett Morris. (Repeat).