2024-08-17
Martin Lawrence stars as an FBI agent and master of disguises who goes on his toughest undercover assignment yet: he becomes Big Momma, a Southern grandmother of ample girth and reputation, to get to the bottom of a bank robbery. (Repeat).
Laura dons a mustache and men's clothing to haggle with a sexist used-car dealer (Stuart Pankin) over the price of a car. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. Heather: Elise Neal. (Repeat).
Laura's frisky new boyfriend (Kevin Mambo) doesn't get the message that no means no. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. Harriette: JoMarie Payton Noble. Myra: Michelle Thomas. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. (Repeat).
Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting. However, when they realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off. (Repeat).
Mitchell's father-son outing with Jay to watch meteor showers has unexpected company; Phil and Claire help out with their kids' school projects; Gloria and Cameron spend some time together while their partners are preoccupied. (Repeat).
Luke and Manny's egg-capsule project triggers Claire and Jay's competitive instincts. Elsewhere, Phil ropes Haley and Gloria into providing audience support during his work presentation; and Mitch and Cam try to impress potential birth mothers. (Repeat).
Luke and Manny start high school; and Claire goes to work at Jay's company. Meanwhile, Cameron becomes a substitute teacher, which means Mitchell has to get Lily ready for preschool on the day of an important meeting at work. (Repeat).
A high-school open house takes the Pritchett clan back in time when Claire is stressed-out by the pressure; Gloria meets a bullying mom; and Jay teaches Phil how to play hooky. Meanwhile, Mitchell clashes with his environmentalist neighbor; and Alex goes to a therapist. (Repeat).
Jay and Gloria's anniversary creates a dilemma when they can't decide what kind of gifts to give. Elsewhere, the Dunphys tag along on Alex's tour of Caltech, but Phil, Luke and Haley get wrapped up in a campus experiment, while Claire tries to convince her to go there; and Mitchell, Cameron and Lily pose for a new portrait for their mantel. (Repeat).
Cam goes to the hospital with a head injury, but is leery of having an MRI due to a childhood incident in a well on the family farm. Meanwhile, Phil and Jay's real-estate investment may not turn out to be the dream scenario Phil hoped it would be; and Gloria's birthday gift for Claire rubs her employees the wrong way after budget cuts at the closet company. (Repeat).
Ross loses it when someone eats his sandwich at work; keeping up appearances for Monica and Chandler makes Joey look bad; Phoebe and Rachel take a lit class. Dr. Ledbetter: Michael Ensign. Carl: Scott Mosenson. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Losing his health insurance couldn't come at a worse time for Joey; Ross has a jolly good time lecturing to university students; Phoebe's psychic reveals a grim future; and Rachel gets some disturbing news regarding her annulment. Estelle: June Gable. Professor: Rick Fitts. Director: Christopher Darga. Russell: Ron Glass. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).
Ross fears he's robbing the cradle when a student (Alexandra Holden) asks him out; a fire destroys Phoebe and Rachel's place; Joey has an audition for a new Al Pacino movie. Dana: Bess Meyer. Burt: Richard Roat. Fireman: Greg Wrangler. (Repeat).
When Rachel needs an escort for a charity ball, the gang vies to find her Prince Charming; Ross frets over Elizabeth's rowdy spring-break plans. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Eldad: Josh Coxx. Patrick: Chris Kennedy. (Repeat).
Janice (Maggie Wheeler) invites herself to Chandler and Monica's wedding; Rachel befriends Joey's one-night stand (Kristin Davis); and Ross blows his "stacks" at finding his book shelved in the library's lovers' lane section. (Repeat).
Rachel teaches Joey the fine art of losing after he's nominated for an acting award; Monica fears marriage will end her love life; and Chandler drags Ross to an all-male meat market for the best tuna melt in New York. Presenter: Mackenzie Westmore. Jessica: Alison Sweeney. Jake: Troy Norton. (Repeat).
Joey tries to lift a lonely Rachel's blue mood by taking her on a pretend date, but ends up with some very real feelings of his own; Phoebe's wedding gift triggers a war between video-game junkies Monica and Chandler; and Ross lands a new teaching job that could land him in the hospital. Mabel: Krista Allen. Ben: Cole Mitchell Sprouse. Waitress: Caryn Ward. (Repeat).
Chandler eyes up---and picks out---a coworker (John Stamos) who could be the prime sperm donor for him and Monica; Phoebe runs into an ex (Hank Azaria) en route to a party where she plans to spite Mike; Rachel buddies up to Charlie after opening her big mouth about Joey; and Ross secures a speaking gig in the tropics. (Repeat).
Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning ex, who wants her back as much as Ross wants the grant he oversees. Meanwhile, nobody wants the homemade painting Phoebe is giving away; and Chandler gets into hot water with Joey by not casting him in his firm's commercial. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Masco: Ming Lo. (Repeat).
A spoiled heir must repeat grades one through 12 within six months to inherit his family's hotel business. (Repeat).
Feeling adrift ever since they graduated from college, the Bellas are thrilled when they are offered a chance to reunite for a USO tour in Europe. Soon, the ladies get into a heated competition with the other musical acts in this delightful sequel. (Repeat).
The laughs never stop as a feisty college student gives her school's a cappella group a much-needed makeover by adding some modern hits into the mix during the run-up to a big competition. (Repeat).
Booze-swilling, pot-smoking, hard-swearing seventh-grade teacher Elizabeth competes against a prudish colleague for the affections of handsome and rich substitute teacher Scott in this hilariously filthy comedy. If Elizabeth can motivate her students to win an academic contest that will help her pay for breast implants, perhaps she will finally be able to attract Scott's attention. (Repeat).
Chinese-American New Yorker Rachel travels to Singapore with her boyfriend Nick to attend his best friend's wedding only to discover he comes from one of Asia's most wealthy, prominent families. She must stand up to his judgmental mother, who wants nothing more than to break them up. (Repeat).
Booze-swilling, pot-smoking, hard-swearing seventh-grade teacher Elizabeth competes against a prudish colleague for the affections of handsome and rich substitute teacher Scott in this hilariously filthy comedy. If Elizabeth can motivate her students to win an academic contest that will help her pay for breast implants, perhaps she will finally be able to attract Scott's attention. (Repeat).