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Homer embarrasses Marge at the movies during a film featuring superspy Stradivarius Cain, and his apologies fall on deaf ears.In an effort to become a better husband, he seeks help from someone he believes to be the real Stradivarius Cain. (Repeat).

When word gets out that Edna and Ned have secretly wed, Marge offers to throw them a party. But bringing folks together makes them all realize that no marriage is perfect. Meanwhile, Edna tries to help Ned's children become more socially acceptable by changing some of the rules. (Repeat).

Quagmire's discovery of a "dating" app results in Peter, Joe and Cleveland having to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie learns he has scoliosis and works the perks of his latest diagnosis. (Repeat).

Peter becomes upset after he helps out Joe with several crime cases and the latter takes all the credit. Meanwhile, Brian talks Stewie into joining a football squad, but panics when he suffers a concussion. (Repeat).

To avoid the healthy meals Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up a lunch truck loaded with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg signs on with a roller-derby team, despite Chris claiming it's too dangerous. (Repeat).

Peter gets jealous when Lois proves to be a big hit at a Red Sox fantasy-baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home after Meg is left to babysit him. (Repeat).

When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses him to get even with bullies. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's newly opened bed & breakfast quickly turns into a brothel. (Repeat).

Chris' Mexican girlfriend gets deported, so he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. (Repeat).

Peter has daddy issues of his own when his sperm-donor past catches up to him, as many of his biological children show up at the house unannounced. (Repeat).

The Season 16 premiere finds Peter, who's tired of not winning an Emmy, embarking on his own "For Your Consideration" campaign for "Family Guy" by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows—and no category is off limits. (Repeat).

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. (Repeat).

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. (Repeat).

After Chris gets a special dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. (Repeat).

In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from his job at the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. (Repeat).

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways. Truckers are voiced by country-music stars George Strait, Brad Paisley, Travis Tritt and Trace Adkins, with Deana Carter as a waitress. (Repeat).

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood. Pamela S. Adlon, Mike Judge, Breckin Meyer. (Repeat).

Archer gets a rock star (voice of Kenny Loggins) to perform at Lana's baby shower. (Repeat).

Archer embarks on a secret mission to Colombia. (Repeat).

Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory. Meanwhile, Archer, Ray and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river. (Repeat).

Archer has a run-in with a shady arms dealer (voice of Christian Slater). (Repeat).

The Grinch attempts to undermine the annual Christmas celebration at Whoville with the help of his loyal dog and reindeer. Disguised as Santa Claus he tries to steal all the presents, but his cover is threatened by an earnest young girl. (Repeat).

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn. David Herman, Romy Rosemont, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

Ben Stiller plays a new Strickland employee whose constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment. Danny Trejo, Toby Huss, Stephen Root. (Repeat).

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay. Christina Applegate, Stephen Root, Brittany Murphy. (Repeat).

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return. Guest voices include Melissa Etheridge, Anna Faris, Jamie Kennedy and Fred Willard. Stephen Root, Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive. Peri Gilpin plays a rival coach. Mac Davis, Kathy Najimy, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force (a cameo), and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up. Larry Miller, Dennis Burkley, Johnny Hardwick. (Repeat).

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam. Stephen Root, Toby Huss, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector. Toby Huss, Johnny Hardwick, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Grandpa says "Simpson genes" are behind Lisa's sudden lack of brain power; Jasper tries to live for the future in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer. Voices: Yeardley Smith, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright. (Repeat).

Springfield Elementary earns a grant, thanks to Lisa's latest A---a grade acquired by cheating; Homer plans to fatten up a small lobster, but becomes emotionally attached. Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).

Researchers find and fix the cause of Homer's "subnormal" intelligence, but Homer finds life as a brain is a drain on his popularity. Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).

Lisa's high score on an achievement test gets her promoted to the third grade, the same class as Bart when he's demoted for his low score. Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner. (Repeat).

Simon Cowell plays an admissions interviewer at a prestigious pre-nursery school where Maggie's IQ is found to surpass Lisa's, causing an identity crisis for the older sister. Yeardley Smith, Tress MacNeille, Julie Kavner. (Repeat).

As the school prepares for standardized testing, Bart and other "underperformers" get an exemption from taking the test and are whisked away to Capital City. Meanwhile, Homer needs to avoid getting injured after his insurance lapses. (Repeat).

Springfield Elementary must depend on Bartificial intelligence when it's threatened with closure after doing poorly on standardized testing, and since Bart's the only one who missed the exam, it's up to him to raise the average grade to save the school. Meanwhile, Homer finds a parking meter in the dump and turns it into his own private moneymaker by placing it at various spots around town, where

The sea captain finds a treasure he's been searching for all his life, but it's taken from him by the townspeople. Marge convinces the people of Springfield to build a S.T.E.M. school with the money. (Repeat).

Louise brings Tina along on a mission to find the perfect item for her last-ever Show and Tell. Meanwhile, Teddy goes overboard trying to impress a date at the restaurant. (Repeat).

Mr. Fischoeder challenges Bob to successfully prank him on April Fool's Day, or lose his lease. (Repeat).

Tina drags Bob along on a desperate quest to earn her bird-watching badge for ThunderGirls. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene try to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda. (Repeat).

When a customer leaves a $100 gift card as a tip, Bob, Linda and the kids go on a $20-each shopping spree, and Gene has an awkward run-in with a former friend. (Repeat).

The kids become a part of a crustacean-themed wrestling show. Meanwhile, Linda tries to form a 21-day habit. (Repeat).

Bob tells Linda and the kids the story behind an old, broken radio that used to belong to his grandmother Alice and the part it played in her discovery that a German spy lived in her building. (Repeat).

Linda almost totally accidentally kidnaps a children's book author. Meanwhile, the kids help Mr. Frond try to get his cat out of a tree in front of the school. (Repeat).

Louise takes a class assignment - and a few unhelpful comments by Wayne - very personally. Meanwhile, Bob hires a masseur-in-training to give Linda a massage for Mother's Day. (Repeat).

In the Season 23 finale, Lisa tries to boost her popularity by ghostwriting positive things about herself on the school blog. The effort fails miserably—until a psychic force tells Lady Gaga (who provides her own voice) that Lisa needs her help. (Repeat).

In the Season 24 premiere, Bart and the family head to New York City, where he hopes to reconnect with the lost love of his life, Mary Spuckler, who left her hillbilly clan in Springfield for the bright lights of the Big Apple. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa are hoping to score tickets for Broadway plays, but when they realize they don't have the dough, they settle for a "Shakespeare in the Park" freeb

When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker. (Repeat).

Peter encourages Meg to attend a high-school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. (Repeat).

In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." (Repeat).

Hermes makes physical upgrades by replacing his body parts with robotic prostheses when he tires of being inferior to machines. (Repeat).

A sausage-making accident claims Fry as a victim during the crew's visit to Oktoberfest. (Repeat).

Bender searches for the meaning of life after learning that robots lack humans' freedom of choice. (Repeat).

The Professor's parents unretire from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star and he's not too thrilled about it. (Repeat).

Bender becomes the prey after saving a robotic fox from hunters. (Repeat).

The crew attempts a casino heist to recover stolen goods from the robot underground. (Repeat).

A nature documentary transforms the crew into their animal alter egos. (Repeat).

Bender meets his idol, a famous folksinger who's been in jail dozens of times, and tries to make a copy of his guitar. (Repeat).

In the early 2000s, Charles Monroe King, a sergeant, awaits deployment to Iraq to fight in the war. He is married to Dana, and they recently had a newborn son named Jordan. Dana gifts Charles a journal notebook so he can write to his son his musings and life lessons he wants to share. (Repeat).

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist. Elizabeth Perkins, Brittany Murphy, David Herman. (Repeat).

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site. Elijah Wood, Mary Kay Place, Brittany Murphy, Kathy Najimy. (Repeat).

John Ritter, Kelly Clarkson and Ben Stein are guest voices as Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him. Pamela Adlon, Lauren Tom, Tony Denman. (Repeat).

Johnny Depp is the voice of the yogi Hank sees for his injured back; Marg Helgenberger is the claims adjuster who suspects Hank's faking. Phil Hendrie, Toby Huss, Stephen Root. (Repeat).

Elizabeth Perkins, Tom Petty and Trace Adkins play Kahn's new white-trash pals when he turns redneck after Rice University rejects Connie. Toby Huss, Lauren Tom, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

Alyson Hannigan, Lindsay Lohan and Laura Prepon are guest voices in the eighth-season finale, as Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients. Pamela Adlon, Breckin Meyer, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).

In "Treehouse of Horror XXIII," Marge and Homer go back to ancient Mayan times and learn that the world will come to an end in 2012; and a glitch in the Springfield Subatomic Supercollider wreaks havoc on the city; Marge as a youngster has a devil of a time after entering into a satanic pact; and Bart travels back to 1974 for a chance to buy a comic book at its cover price, and inadvertently puts

An auto accident sends Marge car shopping, and after she buys the perfect five-passenger vehicle she realizes that the car would be too small if she were to have another baby, which she is considering, much to Homer's shock. Meanwhile, Bart and his pals try to discover why Lisa is leaving school early for clandestine meetings downtown. (Repeat).

After Grampa takes it on the lam from the retirement home, a frantic Homer and Marge try to track him down, and their search uncovers some surprising secrets from his past, including the revelation that he once worked at a restaurant with Marvin Hamlisch (who provides his own voice) and fell in love with a singer at the eatery. Meanwhile, Lisa is flush with excitement when she discovers the joys o

Homer is thrown for a loop when he discovers one of his bowling buddies is an accountant for the mob, while Lisa passes out during a saxophone solo and decides to add an extra nutritional supplement, insects, to her vegetarian diet. But when she dreams of the bugs pleading for their lives, she reconsiders her decision. (Repeat).

Homer is bummed when his "MyPad" tablet computer breaks, but hope springs eternal when Ned Flanders discovers a tree with magical powers and a bark that spells out "HOPE" in the Simpsons' backyard. (Repeat).

Wanting to cultivate a cooler image, Homer starts hanging out with his hip new neighbors from Portland, Ore., but Marge has some problems with their modern child-rearing methods and Bart catches on that their son, T-Rex, is a little monster. (Repeat).

A health inspector visits the burger joint after Louise starts a rumor at school during show-and-tell in the opener of the animated sitcom series following a restaurateur and his quirky family. (Repeat).

Linda's mom plans to visit, spurring Linda into a frenzy; Bob tries to fix a leak in the roof and ends up getting stuck in a wall, which leaves Linda and the kids to run the restaurant. (Repeat).

A documentary filmmaker tries to make a statement by leaving a live cow outside of the burger joint. Although Bob is angry that the cow scares away business, he treats the cow like part of the family. (Repeat).

Tina takes up martial arts and develops a crush on the instructor. As a result, she shirks her duties at the restaurant, prompting Bob to intervene. (Repeat).

Linda and the kids stage a musical murder-mystery play at the restaurant, but an abrupt interruption impacts their opening night. (Repeat).

After Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob takes a second job as a cab driver to pay for Tina's 13th birthday party, but his daughter's special day might be ruined by the parents of a boy she likes. (Repeat).

At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed with her. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. The series' 300th episode. (Repeat).

Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist, Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, for a surprising session, which causes Stewie to reveal major, never-before-told secrets about himself. (Repeat).

In a Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. (Repeat).

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. (Repeat).

"Family Guy" is reimagined as a series that's been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s. (Repeat).

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire. (Repeat).

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. (Repeat).

Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam. (Repeat).

The Professor joins a street-racing gang. (Repeat).

Fry befriends a young monster after being marooned on a distant planet. (Repeat).

Fry and Leela's romantic getaway goes awry when their vacation spot turns out to be an alien zoo. (Repeat).

Bender becomes a well-known firefighter, but his crew suspect he's an arsonist. Meanwhile, the Professor's invention aides the mining of helium on the sun. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Archer and the gang stay as guests at a palace. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Archer tries to keep a secret affair under wraps. (Repeat).

Interesting new roles are taken up by Cyril, Cherlene and Archer. (Repeat).

Archer helps Lana through childbirth. Meanwhile, Krieger must stop the delivery of a deadly weapon. (Repeat).

In the 1930s, Burt, Valerie, and Harold are three friends who endure a life-altering turn of events. Upon witnessing a grisly murder, the trio unwittingly finds itself as the prime suspects in the case, inspiring them to find the true murderer before they find themselves behind bars. (Repeat).

After a life-altering expedition into deep space, Lucy Cola, an astronaut, must return to Earth and reintegrate into everyday life. However, Lucy's cosmic experiences begin to take a toll on her connection to the real world as she spirals into a mental state that her world is too small to contain. (Repeat).

A distracted Homer allows Santa's Little Helper to get loose, and the family are furious with his unconcerned attitude, until Grandpa shines some light on things by telling them the story of Homer's childhood pup, Bongo. (Repeat).

With the end of the world looming, Homer decides to join an off-the-grid group of survivalists who've set up a secret sanctuary outside of Springfield to prep for the apocalypse. However, a skeptical Marge is suspicious of the plans. (Repeat).

A tornado leaves Marge and Homer thinking that, in case something befalls them, they need to pick out guardians for the kids. At first they consider Homer's half brother, Herb, but Bart and Lisa become enamored of a cool couple named Mav and Portia, though Marge questions the actual motivations of the potential guardians. (Repeat).

Bart's dream girl, Mary Spuckler, comes to town, but his failure to pay her enough attention is having a negative impact on their relationship. Meanwhile, Homer once again runs afoul of Marge and lands in the doghouse. (Repeat).

A shaving experiment leaves Milhouse looking like a dead ringer for his father, while Marge fears Maggie is slipping into the clutches of children's television. (Repeat).

Homer uncovers a family secret and learns that Grampa was once known as "Gorgeous Godfrey," the most feared and vilified wrestler on the pro circuit, but when Bart starts to emulate some of his grandfather's villainous ways, it's up to the old man to set the young man straight. (Repeat).

Linda starts a bed-and-breakfast that attracts a shady tenant, which prompts Louise to plant listening devices throughout the house to keep tabs on things. (Repeat).

Bob lets Linda's sister hang her paintings in the eatery for the city's Art Week, which brings out the intimidating old ladies who make up the Art Council. Meanwhile, artworks by Louise, Gene and Tina receive attention at the restaurant. (Repeat).

Bob and Gene bond over "spaghetti westerns," but Louise feels left out, and Tina channels her aggression into a conflict-resolution program. (Repeat).

Bob's rival plots a takeover of the burger place's lease to expand his gift shop, which puts the family on the defensive to save their restaurant. (Repeat).

Linda and Bob go on a double date with Mort and a female mortician (voice of Amy Sedaris) while mold is being removed from the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina babysits Louise and Gene in Mort's crematorium. (Repeat).

A storm prompts the cancellation of the town's annual Lobsterfest, but Bob insists on opening his doors for a celebration anyway, which results in a public backlash. (Repeat).