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An elephant truly never forgets, a dog hitches a ride on a horse, and bears taking over a hammock. (Repeat).

A rugged Australian crocodile hunter visits New York at the best of a female journalist who wants to write a profile of him. He discovers that his natural skills and talents come in just as handy in the big city as they do in the Outback. (Repeat).

Paul Hogan tangles with drug lords to free his kidnapped girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski). Walter: John Meillon. LeRoy: Charles Dutton. Charlie: Ernie Dingo. Donk: Steve Rackman. Brannigan: Kenneth Welsh. Tanner: Dennis Boutsikaris. (Repeat).

The PTA president (Julia Sweeney) catches Jim and Cheryl making love on the set of the girls' Thanksgiving play. Greg: Donald Sage Mackay. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

Dani is thrilled to be receiving a promotion from Oscar, until he gives her the less-than-desirable task of finding her own replacement. Meanwhile, Felix tries to plan the perfect surprise for Emily after she admits missing England. (Repeat).

Nathan and Ray help Carol find a date through an Internet dating site. They become so excited by her potential suitor that they pretend to be Carol and correspond with him. (Repeat).

Having avoided any sort of emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive. Meanwhile, Kristin proposes a new business venture, and Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job. (Repeat).

Facing a corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future. Meanwhile, Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby (Repeat).

On Halloween night, Mike and Chuck work late to set up a security system at Outdoor Man and find the perfect target to prank when Joe arrives at the store. Meanwhile Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance. (Repeat).

Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, and Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship. Also, Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev. (Repeat).

Adam's mother-in-law, Alice, makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news. (Repeat).

When the obnoxious Devlins get divorced, Jim and Dana try to keep a desperate Andy from marrying Cindy (Cynthia Stevenson). Tim: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).

Tired of always being dragged to musicals with Cheryl, Jim tries to find a more suitable companion for her outings. (Repeat).

Cheryl dismisses Jim's claims that he doesn't want to celebrate his 50th birthday. She plans a surprise party anyway, and he, of course, sets out to ruin it. (Repeat).

Jim's dissatisfaction with women leads to a confrontation with God (Lee Majors), who challenges Jim to try to improve the gender's behavior. (Repeat).

Jill and Tim clash over Brad's decision to play on his bad knee in hopes of wowing a college recruiter (Fred Sanders). Meanwhile, Binford strips Tim's set of contraband tools. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Hennessy: Steve Vinovich. (Repeat).

Al's mother drops dead moments after he announces his plans to propose to Trudy (Megan Cavanagh). In the meantime, a Binford lackey tries to give the show a new edge by having Tim "blow more things up." Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

In Part 1 of the three-part series finale, Tim quits "Tool Time," and Jill gets an offer that divides the family. Sue: Wendie Jo Sperber. Morgan: Danny Zorn. Marty: William O'Leary. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. (Repeat).

In the middle of a three-parter, Tim prepares to tape his final "Tool Time"; Jill sets up for Al's wedding to Trudy (Megan Cavanagh) and begins to have second thoughts about moving to Indiana. Marty: William O'Leary. Morgan Wandell: Danny Zorn. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Mark: Taran Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Oscar dates one of Murph's ex-girlfriends and ends up in a rivalry with the former baseball player. (Repeat).

Felix offers to mediate between Oscar and his ex-wife Gaby after they get audited by the IRS in the Season 1 finale. (Repeat).

Two bumbling slackers join the Army and unwittingly leave their comrades-in-arms in enemy territory, and have to figure a way to get them out. (Repeat).

A clueless sleuth looks for a kidnapped heiress while his boss tries to sabotage his efforts. (Repeat).

Hysterical farce about a pint-sized jewel thief who masquerades as an abandoned baby to recover a stolen diamond from an unsuspecting couple. (Repeat).

People having the time of their lives are hilariously caught on video. Featuring segments such as "How It All Began"; "Children Are the Future"; and "Old Enough To Know Better." (Repeat).

Wonks have been successful at holding sway on a university campus, but the new semester ushers in a group of BMOC, who get help from the president in returning power to the jocks. (Repeat).

The dweebs head to Fort Lauderdale for a national conference where the jocks try to have the wonks' fraternity dissolved. (Repeat).

A college outcast leads his fellow wonks in a war of pranks against campus jocks who have taken over their frat house. (Repeat).

Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted. (Repeat).

Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection, sending her into a spiral. Vanessa is then forced to look back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets. Mike then steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams. (Repeat).

Kyle's first day in Outdoor Man HR is more than he bargained for when Chuck and Joe file a complaint against Mike. Meanwhile, Ryan finds himself in the doghouse when he, Kristen and Boyd take care of a neighbor's puppy. (Repeat).

Mike finds getting Ed a special Christmas present is easier said than done. Meanwhile, Eve returns to visit and Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of their long-standing holiday family traditions. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi resort to their usual punishment in response to Teddy's bad grades. His unexpected reaction catches them off guard. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi attempt to spice up their social life by making new friends. (Repeat).

Jim worries that he's gone too far when he begins a secret campaign to boost Cheryl's confidence after she fears that her beauty is fading. (Repeat).

Cheryl takes the bull by the horns when it comes to the family's health and safety, but it still can't prevent Jim from being injured during his daily run. (Repeat).

A food fight seemingly solves Jim and Cheryl's marital woes, until Andy works behind the scenes to take revenge on his brother-in-law for some recent pranks played by Jim's kids. (Repeat).

With Cheryl out of town to take care of her mother, Jim depends on the kindness of the neighborhood moms for help with the housework and taking care of the kids. (Repeat).

In the conclusion of the three-part series finale, Tim tapes his final "Tool Time"; Jill sets up for Al's wedding to Trudy (Megan Cavanagh) and begins to have second thoughts about moving to Indiana. Marty: William O'Leary. Morgan Wandell: Danny Zorn. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Mark: Taran Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim decides to rewire the dishwasher against Jill's wishes and ends up blowing more than her fuse. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Mark (Taran Noah Smith) fears he'll be traded in when he breaks a tool after Tim makes Jill take a hand-off-my-tools oath. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim's football fetish interrupts a romantic evening out, made possible by a last-minute baby sitter-magician (Eric Christmas). Rick: John Marshall Jones. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim decides to rewire the dishwasher against Jill's wishes and ends up blowing more than her fuse. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Mark (Taran Noah Smith) fears he'll be traded in when he breaks a tool after Tim makes Jill take a hand-off-my-tools oath. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).