2024-07-14
Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic (Stephen Hytner); Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his relationship with a waitress (Tracy Kolis). (Repeat).
George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss (Ian Abercrombie) into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Tim: Bryan Cranston. Mom: Elsa Raven. (Repeat).
Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Willie: Joseph Sicari. Donna: Mitzi McCall. Saleswoman: Arminae Azarian. (Repeat).
Jerry dates a woman whose boss (Don R. McManus) has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. (Repeat).
George suspects that his girlfriend (Charlotte Lewis) is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman (Jann Karan) who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket. Babs: Sheree North. Landis: Gail Strickland. (Repeat).
George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw. Gary: Jon Lovitz. Officer: Daniel Benzali. Jake: Marty Rackham. Debby: Barbara Alyn Woods. (Repeat).
A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place." Robert: Robert Mailhouse. Denise: Joan Elizabeth. Homeless Man: Jonathan Gries. (Repeat).
A physical therapist (Wendie Malick) bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Receptionist: Carol Leifer. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christine fears Richard will mess up a remodeling job at Lindsay's house, thus ruining their reputation at Ritchie's school, so she stops by to check up on him. Of course, she makes things worse. Also, Christine and Richard disagree over which one should talk to Ritchie about sex. (Repeat).
Christine goes to a college buddy's wedding with Richard and Barb. Unfortunately, the bride is jealous of Christine because the groom won't stop talking about her. Making things worse for Christine is the fact that she agreed to be the designated driver and can't drink. (Repeat).
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb end up in a seedy desert hotel when they follow Ritchie on a school camping trip. (Repeat).
Christine worries she's pregnant after sleeping with Richard on a trip and that it will jeopardize her chances of dating Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood). (Repeat).
As the third season begins, Christine gets overly nervous about sleeping with Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) for the first time and Matthew announces he is quitting medical school after he is assigned a cadaver and it turns out to be a neighbor. (Repeat).
Christine worries that Mr. Harris might dump her for a younger woman after a pretty waitress flirts with him, so she visits a plastic surgeon. Stan: Andy Richter. (Repeat).
Beatles fan Dorothy makes great music with a player in "Beatlemania," but Blanche gets nowhere with her date. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
While preparing for a "Jeopardy!" audition, Dorothy has a dream about host Alex Trebek, creator Merv Griffin and cruise-ship purser Charley Dietz (David Liesure); a lovable dog enters Rose's life. Mr. Hubbard: Bill Erwin. (Repeat).
Exposed as slumlords, Stan and Dorothy are ordered to live in their vermin-infested apartment building. Stan: Herbert Edelman. DA Peterson: Lane Davies. Judge: Art Metrano. Tracy: Jackie Swanson. Angelo: Bill Dana. (Repeat).
Blanche, the reigning queen of the Rusty Anchor bar, gets gonged when Dorothy starts to sing; Sophia throws a wake for herself, but lets Rose make the arrangements. Ron: Don Mirault. Myrtle: Jane Dulo. Eva: Ann Nelson. (Repeat).
A full moon inspires lunacy as Sophia works to break a curse, and Dorothy and Miles share a moment. Part 1 of two. Miles: Harold Gould. Derek: Marius Weyers. Rabbi: Nea Lerner. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Dorothy is guilt-ridden over kissing Miles; Blanche announces her love for Derek (Marius Weyers), who has run off with her jewelry. Barbara: Kristy McNichol. (Repeat).
Rose gives Miles a birthday photo that shows a side of her he's never seen; Dorothy takes a job motivating businessmen. Randy: Tom Villard. Tanaka: Keone Young. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Rose's collapse at a high-school reunion moves Blanche to prayer---and a bargain with God. Part 1 of two. Doctor: Linden Chiles. Janet: Jessica Lundy. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Rose is being prepped for surgery---but only family is allowed to see her. Kirsten: Lee Garlington. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Blanche plays matchmaker for Dorothy when her Uncle Lucas comes to visit. Part 1 of two. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Mike's promise to be home in time for Christmas Eve dinner hits a bump in the road when he and Carl wind up going for a joyride in the back of a stolen truck. Meanwhile, Molly gets peeved at Vince when he messes with the family's holiday traditions. (Repeat).
The not-so-retiring Peggy suddenly announces she's leaving her job and Molly scrambles to throw her a retirement party, but wonders just why Peggy is calling it quits. (Repeat).
It's an exciting new chapter in Molly's life as the newly minted author's book comes out, but she becomes obsessively worried that no one will purchase it and begins to haunt the website, constantly refreshing it to see how many copies are being sold. (Repeat).
Peggy's juicy past proves to be fertile ground for Molly's second book, but the author discovers it's quite a chore to get her mother-in-law to fess up. (Repeat).
As a reward for reaching his weight-loss goal, Mike makes what may prove to be a bad decision. (Repeat).
Mike's a bit put out when Molly doesn't allow him to attend a party thrown by her publisher. (Repeat).
To research her latest book, Molly takes Mike's mother on a road trip to the latter's small hometown in rural Missouri, where Peggy has an encounter with her estranged sister. Back at home, Mike and Vince bond while fixing a water heater. (Repeat).
Not all is OK when Peggy's best friend, Kay, pays a visit and brings some emotional baggage with her, so Molly tries to perk up her spirits. Meanwhile, Mike and Carl draw an assignment to handle crowd control at a rally to promote public breast-feeding. (Repeat).
Mike finally meets his Aunt Rosemary and is bowled over by her sweet, good-natured disposition, which is entirely different from his mother's. (Repeat).
When Mike turns a deaf ear to Molly's complaints about her difficulties writing with his mother, the couple take a break for the day and go their separate ways. (Repeat).
An on-duty, near-death experience leaves Carl shaken, which leads to a decision to propose to Victoria. (Repeat).
In the Season 5 finale, Carl and Victoria's nasty breakup necessitates Mike having to tell Carl he's uninvited from his and Molly's anniversary cruise. (Repeat).
In the Season 6 premiere, long-time police partners Mike and Carl attend a couples-counseling session in an effort to heal their fractured work relationship. Meanwhile, after Peggy decides not to take part in a promotional radio interview, Molly decides to go solo. (Repeat).
Having grown tired of young vacuous women, Charlie lets Alan arrange a date for him with a woman (Ming-Na Wen) his own age. Deedee: Jud Taylor. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Luanne: J.J. Rodgers. Bailiff: Kurt Scholler. (Repeat).
Charlie is ready to consummate his relationship with Linda (Ming-Na Wen), but he keeps seeing the face of Rose (Melanie Lynskey) everywhere he goes. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Flight Attendant: Anna Graves. (Repeat).
Charlie babysits Linda's 4-year-old son, and he must find ways to keep the boy entertained. Linda: Ming-Na Wen. Clinician: Ernie Grunwald. Gary: Matt McKenzie. (Repeat).
Jake sneaks out to a concert that Alan told him he couldn't attend. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Melina: Jeanine Giovanni. Councilman Stewart: Richard V. Licata. (Repeat).
An argument with Charlie prompts Alan to take Jake and move in with Evelyn. Teddy: Robert Wagner. Nina: Simone Kessell. (Repeat).
Charlie may have a new career as a children's singing star. Artie: Richard Kind. Vicki: Ion Overman. Summer: Tina Morasco. Dakota: Lexi Jourden. (Repeat).
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman (Larry Miller); Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor. Sid: Patrick Cronin. Mrs. Payton: Gwen Van Dam. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
A gym member (Anthony Starke) teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist (Bryan Cranston) of hanky-panky. Cheryl: Alison Armitage. Deensfrei: Robert Katims. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds. Shelly: Dana Wheeler-Nicholson. Paula: Christa Miller. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. (Repeat).
Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job. Mrs. Costanza: Estelle Harris. Danny: Patrick Warburton. Nancy: Marla Sucharetza. (Repeat).