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...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E.

The One With The Ballroom Dancing: Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E.

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E.

The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E.

The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line: Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E.

The One With Chandler In A Box: On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E.

The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E.

At 21, Tim (Domhnall Gleeson) discovers he can travel back in time, using it to woo the love of his life (Rachel McAdams). However, his gift can't shield him & his loved ones from life's realities.

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Sarah Millican, Micky Flanagan & Louie Spence. (S13, E.

Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix are up to their knees in potential A******s. We have someone who helps himself to his co-workers' lunches and adoption disputes. (S1, E.

The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease.

From dates at Nando's to lads' holidays in Magaluf, British customer service etiquette to having sex at his parents' house. Jack dances from one story to another. Recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

Rosie thinks mums lead boring lives - so it's time to inject some fun into their worlds. Accompanied by Kerry Godliman, Rosie takes a group of mums on a day of fun they'll never forget. (S2, E.

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Karl discusses his childhood memories of having thousands of Tic Tacs in his house, plus his curiosity at the reading material in a doctor's surgery. (S2, E.

Bradley & Barney's Euro trip reaches Switzerland, as they take in breath-taking views on a mountain rollercoaster & exercise their vocal chords with a traditional Swiss yodel. (S3, E.

Father & son reach Slovenia, a country that loves its sport. Brad's bike passion gives Barney an excuse to take his dad motocross racing, which becomes a very slippery challenge. (S3, E.

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Bradley & Barney's Euro trip reaches Switzerland, as they take in breath-taking views on a mountain rollercoaster & exercise their vocal chords with a traditional Swiss yodel. (S3, E.

Father & son reach Slovenia, a country that loves its sport. Brad's bike passion gives Barney an excuse to take his dad motocross racing, which becomes a very slippery challenge. (S3, E.

The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie: Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E.

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E.

Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E.

Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E.

The One With Joey's Dirty Day: Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E.

The One With All The Rugby: Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E.

The One With The Fake Party: Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E.

The One With The Free Porn: The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E.

The One With Rachel's New Dress: Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E.

The One With All The Haste: Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E.

Two men (Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin) get laid off and have to become stay-at-home dads when they can't find jobs. This inspires them to open their own day-care centre, with amusing results.

The One With All The Wedding Dresses: Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E.

The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E.

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever: After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E.

The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E.

The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E.

The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E.

The One With All The Kissing: Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E.

Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E.

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E.

Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E.

Playboy Henry (Adam Sandler) sets his heart on romancing Lucy (Drew Barrymore), but she has short-term memory loss! So every morning, Henry has to woo her all over again.

Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix are up to their knees in potential A******s. We have someone who helps himself to his co-workers' lunches and adoption disputes. (S1, E.

...Uncut. Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life.

From dates at Nando's to lads' holidays in Magaluf, British customer service etiquette to having sex at his parents' house. Jack dances from one story to another. Recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

When Clyde leaves the toilet seat up no one could foresee it would have such dire consequences. The boys' efforts to help him through the aftermath lead to pure madness. (S16, E.

Stan receives jewellery from his grandpa but when the boys discover the scandal behind it they're on a mission to take on the J&G Shopping Network! Cartman has other ideas. (S16, E.

Cartman finally accepts he's more than just "big boned.

Tony is forced to defend himself when Jim and Rhonda try to blame a failed project on the NBA. Plus, the new office security system proves a little too 'secure'. (S4, E.

A routine urban development project proves surprisingly difficult for Tony when multiple Government departments get involved. (S4, E.

Comedian Babatunde Aléshé delivers a fresh batch of the funniest clips out there. We'll show you how NOT to be a ninja, plus: farmyard flops, and boys take on girls in an epic grudge match! (S1, E.

Comedian Babatunde Aléshé delivers a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there, feat. holidays from hell, disaster mums, and our guide to getting hitched without a hitch! (S1, E.

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The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E.

The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E.

Mike goes hunting with campaign donor Peter Noland, whose donation depends on Mike killing a deer. Acting deputy mayor Stuart drives Stacy nuts until Janelle intervenes. (S3, E.

Mike considers adopting an abandoned baby, attracting the attention of his former flames. Randall gets nervous about therapy so briefs James to go in his place. (S3, E.

Three Men and a Little Lady: While trying to help Randall improve his image, Mike, Randall & Paul get mugged by a young woman. Stuart meets his match in the loathsome Deirdre West... (S3, E.

Mike's childhood friend returns from a stint in the Navy to reveal he's gay, and Mike gets jealous when Carter starts dating him. (S3, E.

Ray wants to be romantic with Debra around Christmas time. For a change Debra feels the same way. The family then walks in and ruins the moment. (S2, E.

Ray gets involved in a re-enactment of the Civil War because he feels that Frank asked Robert and not him. He then finds out that Robert volunteered... (S2, E.

Ally and Ray write a letter to one of Ray's distant relatives in Italy. Soon, this relative shows up at the Barones' front door. But is she what she seems? (S2, E.

Debra wants to learn how to make meatballs the way Marie does. Marie teaches Debra, but secretly sabotages her ingredients setting Debra up for failure. (S2, E.

The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E.

The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E.

The One With All The Kissing: Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E.

Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E.

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E.

Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E.

Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E.

The One Where Ross Moves In: After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E.

The One With All The Thanksgivings: It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E.

Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E.

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E.

The One With All The Resolutions: The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E.

The One With Chandler's Work Laugh: When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E.

Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E.

The One Where Everybody Finds Out: Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E.

The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey: Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E.

Jimmy Carr, Jamali Maddix & GK Barry have some controversial behaviour to contend with. There's a shopping trolley thief and a mother and daughter settle an awkward dispute. (S1, E.

Bradley & Barney's Euro trip reaches Switzerland, as they take in breath-taking views on a mountain rollercoaster & exercise their vocal chords with a traditional Swiss yodel. (S3, E.

Father & son reach Slovenia, a country that loves its sport. Brad's bike passion gives Barney an excuse to take his dad motocross racing, which becomes a very slippery challenge. (S3, E.

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