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An artistic couple who have recently retired are looking for a getaway home in the South of France. They have £300,000 to spend on a home with an inspiring view.

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A London couple are on the lookout for a spacious holiday home on the Suffolk coast. They have up to £600,000 to spend on a bolt hole big enough to house their 3 children.

A retired Cambridgeshire couple want to swap the countryside for the East Sussex Coast. They have a budget of £500,000 and want a cosy ocean front property.

Shakisaha split her left earlobe after stretching it with gauges. Mike is a tough guy with a soft bump on his head and Dania's rhinophyma kept her from enjoying life.

Ed wants his stomach lump removed before his girlfriend gets out of prison. And, James has a large, squishy lump on his forehead.

Lynn and Gerald want to enjoy the sunshine and incredible golf courses in the north of Spain's Murcia region. Ben Hillman shows them around five properties.

Danni Menzies helps a recently retired GP hunt for the perfect family home in Valencia, Spain. He wants a bright property with a pool and land to grow vegetables.

Jill and Paul are ready to follow their dream of living a self-sufficient lifestyle in Brittany, France. Danni Menzies shows them around five beautiful properties.

Ben Hillman helps Gill and Mark swap South Wales for the beautiful countryside of Charente, France. They'd like enough land to look after a donkey and a few chickens.

Carol and Steve would love to open a bed and breakfast in the stunning Limousin region of France. With a budget of £170,000, can Danni Menzies find them a dream home.

Mike and Dianne want to enjoy swimming, fishing and dancing on the beautiful island of Malta. Danni Menzies helps them search for an open plan holiday home.

Charlie and Mandy have decided to buy a holiday home on the island of Cyprus. Jonnie Irwin helps them get the most out of their £135,000 budget.

In Oxfordshire, Will and Christina help Pattie and her daughter Tricia declutter their home and raise enough money to visit friends in Menorca.

First up, Lucia freshens up a powerful painting depicting the miners. Plus, Sarah is challenged with restoring a precious wedding tiara from the 1950s.

Lee, 42, from England, has a rare stomach disorder that means his body is eating itself. In Columbia, Edward is just 70cm tall. Can a specialist explain it.

A Kenyan man developed a growth on his genitals as a boy, but it has swollen significantly. An American man with just one arm and finger gives motivational talks.

Elephant Man Marries & The Albino Kids. In Nepal, a 16-inch-tall man campaigns for the record of smallest man. A man has surgery to remove a huge facial tumour before his wedding.

The team lock down for the night at The Dolphin, an 18th century pub in Littlehampton with a murky history, when events take an unexpected turn for the worse.

Steve and Amy travel to Winchester, Kentucky, to investigate a woman's claims of paranormal activity changing her husband's personality and attacking her kids.

When a dog is rushed into the clinic foaming at the mouth, Dr Jeff must act fast. And when he meets Penelope the Pig, he faces a surgery he's never done before.

A puppy is rescued from a kill shelter in Oklahoma. And a dog eats a box of toxic chocolates infused with marijuana, and is rushed to the clinic for treatment.

A young couple are searching for their first dream home together on the magnificent South Devon coastline. They have £500,000 to spend on a house that meets both their needs.

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Drew goes mad in Dorset buying quirky items. Twin sisters show their late father's legacy - vintage cars and steam train memorabilia. Plus, Drew visits Luton's oldest hat makers.

Drew explores an Aladdin's cave of magic carpets in Cumbria and royal biographer Lady Colin Campbell reveals antiques with tragic history from her romantic castle.

Drew and Tee head to the former East Germany, birthplace of early modern design. They visit a fair full of Bauhaus brilliance in Berlin and one of Europe's biggest flea markets.

Charles Hanson and Catherine Southon start off the first leg of their trip in Sussex. Along their journey they visit Storrington, Petworth Lewes and Peacehaven.

Blacksmith Bex is challenged to transform a filing cabinet into a profit-making item. And, upholsterer Ray gets to work on fixing up an old sofa.

Artisan bagmaker Neil attempts to revamp some old leather cushions. Plus, upholsterer Anthony has an interesting plan for a sofa left on his doorstep.

Dominic is challenged to repair a traditional tabletop game that has kept three generations of one family entertained. And, Steve works on a wooden duck.

Raj Bisram and Margie Cooper begin their road trip in the home counties. One of these antiques experts sees profit in some opticians' paraphernalia.

Margie and Raj search for bargain antiques in the south east of England. Which of these experts will make the most profit at the auction in Woking.

A Little Lady Makes Big Money. Angus finds a rare porcelain figure who's worth big bucks. A widow gets a surprise when her late husband's collection sells for a small fortune.

Angus unearths some ancient Greek and Roman artefacts in Derbyshire. In Kent, Angus is attracted to a curiously well-travelled wardrobe.

Christina Trevanion and Tim Medhurst travel through the South West of England. One of these experts spends half of their budget on a collection of military memorabilia.

The antiques experts continue their journey through the South West of England. Tim likes the look of a mantle clock, while Christina eyes a very old egg.

Christina and Will visit the Northumbrian home of a retired couple looking to sell heirlooms to fund a trip abroad to see their grandchild.

Leather expert Suzie and furniture restorer Will join forces to revive a strap chair. Mechanical maestro Steve faces a tricky fix on a motorised toy warplane.

A regrettable graveyard photoshoot leaves Marnie with a dark attachment. The team need to act quickly to rid her of the evil spirit before it's too late.

The team visit one of the oldest pubs in Wales, where allegedly criminals were sentenced to death on the first floor and hung in the stairwell.

Steve and Amy travel to Pinellas Park, Florida, to investigate a woman's claims that alleged paranormal activity has gotten violent since her son moved in.

Drew goes mad in Dorset buying quirky items. Twin sisters show their late father's legacy - vintage cars and steam train memorabilia. Plus, Drew visits Luton's oldest hat makers.

Drew explores an Aladdin's cave of magic carpets in Cumbria and royal biographer Lady Colin Campbell reveals antiques with tragic history from her romantic castle.

A couple hailing from Essex want to swap suburbs for sandy shores by moving to the dramatic Kent coast. They have £600,000 to spend on a home that encapsulates the British seaside.

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Drew locks horns with a fellow dealer over a buffalo's skull in Oxfordshire. Plus, will a private girls' school in Hatfield get top marks for its haul of furniture.

Drew heads to Petworth in West Sussex - the antiques capital of the south. Plus, he bids on an unusual fire screen in Lancashire, but the owner drives a hard bargain.

Big changes are afoot for Drew in Conwy. He hunts for fresh stock in a stunning 1730s Sussex mansion, and in Lincoln he spots an unusual 19th century medical cabinet.

Charles Hanson and Catherine Southon continue their trip as they scour Kent for antiques. Charles finds a pair of rare 18th-century shoe buckles he thinks may turn a profit.

Sarah saves a collection of items destined for the tip in Witley but can they be transformed from drab to designer? And, she revives a retro piece of outdoor furniture.

Sarah saves items from the skip in Altrincham. She revives a discarded table, and designer Daniel spruces up some chairs.

Leather expert Suzie and furniture restorer Will join forces to revive a strap chair. Mechanical maestro Steve faces a tricky fix on a motorised toy warplane.

Raj gambles £120 on an unusual item of furniture, while Margie buys a tea cosy. Then, they experience mixed results at the auction in East Sussex.

Raj Bisram and Margie Cooper scour through antiques shops along the West Sussex coast. This time it's Margie's turn to gamble on a big-ticket item.

Toying With A New Life Down-Under. Angus unearths a treasure trove of toys in Manchester. Plus, three generations of heirlooms go under the gavel, but is their owner ready to sell.

Can Toy Cars Get Us To The Attic? A retired couple asks Angus to sell their toy collection. Will they make enough funds to fulfil their dream of seeing the Northern Lights.

The antiques experts embark on the third leg of their road trip. Christina takes interest in a tea caddy, while Tim contemplates spending big on a 19th century chair.

Christina and Tim jump back in their MG Midget and search for more antique bargains. One of these experts takes interest in some French fashionistas of a bygone age.

J-Fab is the life of the party, but her shoulder bump is seriously cramping her style. Teresa's red face and bumpy nose make her feel like a monster.

Alonso's lipomas are holding him back at the gym. A comic book enthusiast deals with lumps on her face. Jeffrey has a leaky head lump named Larry.

An action-packed investigation that leaves Simon and the team's minds blown when the terrifying evidence points to a dark and murderous past.