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Greg Davies' acclaimed live comedy. Stung by his mum's suggestion that he's not normal, Greg puts everyone under the microscope in a quest to discover if anyone actually is.

This time it's Adolescence, Tribe with Bruce Parry, and Bad Dog Academy. Also Tempting Fortune, The Yorkshire Vet, Million Dollar Secret and ITV News (Greenland/Wrestling).

Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect.

Nicolle and Ben spice things up, but is Nicolle as happy with the night's climax as she appears? Thrill-seekers Katey and Dan pursue a live sex show experience.

After a car mounts the pavement, pedestrians with serious injuries are brought into A&E. Jodie's cut her leg on glass on a night out. And is 61-year-old Crispin having a stroke.

The internet has arrived in the Amazon's Javari Valley, via Elon Musk's Starlink, revolutionising isolated tribes' lives, from conservation to crime.

The competition begins at Louise and Kerry's community-owned B&B, The Gun at Ridsdale, in Northumberland, where a feathery hat gets some special attention at a birds of prey centre.

Mike and Pam hope that their guests will embrace the off-grid experience at their Marthrown of Mabie glampsite in Dumfries. But will a trek to the toilet poo-poo their chances.

The week's third visit takes the B&Bers to Jo and Craig's Dale View B&B in Cumbria, where they all marvel at the local scenery aboard a steam train and bond over bevvies in the boozer.

A giant sloth serves gin to the B&Bers as Gig and Lyndsey host the week's final visit at their West Yorkshire B&B, The Cross Inn. But is it all just for show, or do they always go all-out.

With sore feelings festering from foul feedback throughout the week, it's certain to be a dramatic payment day. After a healthy dollop of debate, who'll win the week.

Stu and Ali hope to impress their guests in Lancashire with a trip to a farm to see some baby lambs. But there's an unwelcome discovery at breakfast.

In the Lake District, Julie and Sarah plan to give the B&Bers a touch of luxury. The view from breakfast is beautiful - until a sausage causes a problem.

Sue and Judith host in Cumbria, where the early signs indicate it could be a flawless visit. So why are the hosts scratching their heads at feedback.

The week's final visit is to East Lothian. Gavin and Rosie hope to persuade their guests of the merits of glamping. But not everyone is convinced.

The B&Bers try to get their heads around all manner of things on payment day, from facilities faults to shoddy sleep scores. Who will reign supreme.

Kirstie and Phil are in Royal Wootton Bassett with Matt and Lucia, whose home is creaking at the seams. Can Phil's alternatives rival Kirstie's new layout plans.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet two Newcastle doctors in urgent need of a property rethink. Will they find a way to make their house work or up sticks and move.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Barbara and Stephen in Surrey. After 20 happy years in their riverside cottage, they can't decide where to spend their retirement.

How's Simon and Lawrence's renovation project in Charente going? And has Karen and Jerry's bolthole in Corfu proved the paradise they hoped it would be.

Laura Hamilton visits Dawn and Steve at their dream town house in Mijas Pueblo. Ben Hillman catches up with Graham and Yvonne at their apartment in Alvor.

Ben Hillman catches up with John and Daniel who bought a town house in Cádiz. Jean Johansson visits Kate in Paphos to see how she's getting on in her apartment.

Expert trainers take on Britain's naughtiest dogs, and their humans. Eight-stone Cane Corso mastiff puppy Ghost has got the neighbours - and his owners - living in fear.

This time it's Adolescence, Tribe with Bruce Parry, and Bad Dog Academy. Also Tempting Fortune, The Yorkshire Vet, Million Dollar Secret and ITV News (Greenland/Wrestling).

Violent action-thriller with Jason Statham. Terrorists hire a courier to drive a kidnapped woman across Europe, on a journey that gets ever more dangerous.

Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita return as the pupil with problems and the karate teacher who doesn't like fighting. This time, Daniel is tricked into defending his All Valley title.

Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes.

Alice explores the spectacular Greek archaeology of the Cyclades Islands, including Delos, where the Temple of Apollo stood, and catches the boat to Türkiye.

Desiree Burch joins Joe Lycett for some snow-filled shenanigans in Lapland, where they have a crack at ice fishing and get carried away on a sleigh-ride.

Husbands Roy and Brian kick off the week at The Plough Inn in Kent. They're hoping a breakfast that's 'somewhere between Little Chef and The Ritz' will be a winner.

More families buy and renovate chateaux in France. Having sold up at Château de Saugé, Donna and Paul start a new adventure and get to work on a dilapidated water mill in Normandy.

Flamboyant performing arts teacher Helen's food doesn't go to plan, but she delivers an entertaining night featuring trumping, spies, and a dessert that goes with a bang.

Design and technology teacher Claire serves up an Asian menu, on a night that features spicy food, some plasticine modelling and a sprinkling of offensive comments..

Service administrator Monika hosts a traditional Bulgarian night inspired by her homeland. But Simon's sexist jokes leave a bitter taste.

Musician Ivor plans an 80s extravaganza, with a live performance from his band and a jazzed-up menu including 'curiosity killed the coq au vin'.

Former chef Simon is confident that his experimental gastro cuisine will impress. But can he contend with the tension among his guests.

Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman lines up five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget, but are any perfect for them.

Laura Hamilton visits Dawn and Steve at their dream town house in Mijas Pueblo. Ben Hillman catches up with Graham and Yvonne at their apartment in Alvor.

In Almería, Graeme and Marianne push back the opening date of their holiday apartments. And there are wedding bells at Tara and Paul's gîte business in France.

In the glorious foothills of the Pyrenees, Trish overhauls a guest bedroom. At Château Domaine De Le Barde, chef Tim crafts a unique handmade barbeque.

Ben Hillman catches up with John and Daniel who bought a town house in Cádiz. Jean Johansson visits Kate in Paphos to see how she's getting on in her apartment.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet James and Graham, who can't agree on what to do with their dinky 17th-century cottage in the Surrey village of Cranleigh.

Stephen and his daughter Stephanie are moving to the stunning French region of Poitou-Charentes, where they plan to run a glampsite. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for £250k.

Pop star Self Esteem (aka Rebecca Taylor), Tommy Tiernan, Meera Syal and Adam Buxton take on crumpets and recreate their own celeb heroes in pastry.

Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes.

After a car mounts the pavement, pedestrians with serious injuries are brought into A&E. Jodie's cut her leg on glass on a night out. And is 61-year-old Crispin having a stroke.

From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos.