2024-09-29
(2022) Dark Marvel superhero fantasy with Jared Leto and Matt Smith. A science genius turns himself and his mate into vampires. But his mate's a naughty one and must be neutralised.
(2019) Tarantino's darkly comic drama with Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. A failing actor's world collides with the Manson Family. Very strong language/drugs/bloody violence.
(2019) Comedy horror. A middle-aged man (Jean Dujardin) buys a deerskin jacket to kick off his post-divorce life. Fine - until the jacket starts talking to him... Strong langauge/violence.
Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22)
In north west Wales, sheep farmer Gareth serves up a bull-semen-infused dessert, and nature reserve worker Roxanne plans a meal that reflects her Welsh/Mexican/English/American heritage.
A resident realises that their feelings aren't reciprocated. There's a shocking blow for one family and an emotional goodbye for another. And a family feud puts two brothers at loggerheads. [SL]
Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh: The gang hope to get a jump on their rivals at Gary's Old Town Tavern in the annual St Patrick's Day practical joke competition. (S8 Ep21/26)
Loverboyd: Woody misinterprets Sam's advice on how to stop Kelly going to Europe to study for a year, and decides to elope with her. Norm is nominated as a designated driver. (S8 Ep22/26)
Frasier's Imaginary Friend: Frasier starts dating a model but their busy schedules make it difficult for them to meet, leading his family to suspect that she isn't real. (S5 Ep1)
The Gift Horse: As Martin's 65th birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles attempt to outdo each other with their gifts for their father. (S5 Ep2)
Halloween: Niles throws a fancy dress Halloween party to raise money for the Library Association. (S5 Ep3)
The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22)
Bonfire of the Manatees: Marge meets a handsome marine biologist (guest star Alec Baldwin). Will he woo her? Can Homer win her back? (S17 Ep1/22)
The Girl Who Slept Too Little: Lisa becomes plagued by nightmares when the council move the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house. (S17 Ep2/22)
Pop icon Lulu talks about her new tour. Alexandra Roach chats about BBC drama Nightsleeper. Craig David tells us about his new music. Plus: Chris Chung and Wings of Desire.
Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22)
Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22)
Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21)
Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21)
Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21)
Stephanie and Gerry go bold with a colourful project, Janet and Philip demonstrate their extraordinary re-purposing skills and Tim and Rebecca's gîte conversion hots up.
(1989) Comedy-thriller starring Tom Hanks. A cop investigates a murder to which there's just one witness: Hooch, a slobbering, beer-drinking French mastiff, who now needs 24/7 protection.
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.
(1997) Sci-fi comedy. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith star as top-secret agents who monitor and hush up the presence of aliens on Earth - and discover one scary critter's deadly plot.
White husky Olaf wows brothers Ben and Harry. High-energy spaniel Storm needs a playmate who can keep up with him. Could Macie be the answer? (S6 Ep3)