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This time, the celebs watch: The Piano, Only Connect, Emmerdale, Alexander Armstrong Across America, Evolution, Police Interceptors and The Floor US. (S8 Ep7)

Ultimate Chaos: The wheels well and truly come off as quiz master Jimmy Carr faces the most chaotic moments from the Big Fat archives, with Jonathan Ross, Katherine Ryan and more. (S2 Ep1)

Chris Evans presents his iconic show. Enjoy unfiltered conversations with the biggest stars and bands performing intimate sets. (Ep13)

(2022) Outrageous adult comedy with Johnny Knoxville, Wee Man and friends. The Jackasses reunite for more painfully real stunts. Older? Yes. Wiser? You decide.

La Galleria 33 (Part 2/2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2) [SL]

Jessica Fostekew and Joe Lycett enjoy a Canarian caper, as they trike through Lanzarote's lunar landscape, sample volcanic vino and cactus croquettes, and tour the lava tunnels. [SL]

Essex. The first host, party-loving support worker Emma Parsons, reckons that she can win the competition on personality alone. (Ep1/5)

Essex. Adam James pops to the salon to top up his tan before he starts cooking, but he gets in a muddle in the kitchen, on a night featuring very bright cabbage and a 'vajazzle'. (Ep2/5)

Essex. Hairdressing entrepreneur Lisa Styles plans to impress her guests with her butler-staffed mansion and prize-winning stallion. But Emma compares her main course to an armpit! (Ep3/5)

Essex. Family man Hal Dervish serves up six different dishes for his meze starter and four different meats for his main, followed by Turkish dancing in the garden. (Ep4/5)

Essex. Posh magistrate Diane hopes to inject a little sophistication into the competition by hosting a black-tie event on the final night. (Ep5/5)

At Warminster Malt House, Jane finds out what makes some of the local brews so special. And can service station employee Nadiyaa get her own range of silk scarves onto the shelves? (Ep6/6) [SL]

Ruff Goin': When Carrie and Doug aren't invited to a local party, Doug adopts an unwanted dog to prove to the neighbours how nice he is - but he loses patience with the hound. (S9 Ep5/13)

Brace Yourself: Spence loses his job so Kelly and Deacon hire him to help with the house. Arthur wants to change his appearance after Major draws an unflattering picture of him. (S9 Ep6/13)

Home Cheapo: A jealous Doug and Carrie devise a penny-pinching plan after Deacon and Kelly buy a weekend home by the lake. And Arthur offers to help Spence improve his CV. (S9 Ep7/13)

Offensive Fowl: Doug decides to become a vegetarian after nearly running over a chicken in the street. But he and Carrie struggle to give up fast food. (S9 Ep8/13)

Little Big Girl: Lisa invents fragments of her family's history to impress her classmates, but feels guilty about lying. Bart thinks he's got a girl pregnant by kissing her. (S18 Ep12/22)

Rome-Old & Juli-eh: Homer stops paying for Grampa's retirement home, so he has to stay with the family instead. In a twist no one saw coming, Grampa ends up marrying Selma. (S18 Ep15/22)

You Kent Always Say What You Want: After spilling coffee on his lap, Kent Brockman swears on live TV and gets fired. So Kent and Lisa team up to broadcast inconvenient truths. (S18 Ep22/22)

Fairies: Ray isn't happy about the twins' roles in the school play. (S5 Ep16)

Stefania Arrives: Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, who he fell for in Rome, and her dad. Will the holiday romance continue? (S5 Ep17)

Humm Vac: Marie and Debra have a housekeeping war after Ray gets sucked into buying a cutting-edge vacuum cleaner. (S5 Ep18)

The Canister: Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value - but Debra insists that she's already given it back. (S5 Ep19)

Give Him the Chair!: Frasier feels guilty when he loses Martin's chair and learns that some things are more important than style. (S1 Ep19)

Fortysomething: Frasier has a mid-life crisis and considers chasing a younger woman to prove that he still has some youthful vitality. (S1 Ep20)

Travels with Martin: Frasier, Niles, Martin and Daphne go on an outrageous road trip that almost leads to disaster for Daphne. (S1 Ep21)

Author! Author!: Frasier and Niles decide to write a book together. It doesn't go well. (S1 Ep22)

Fred Sirieix takes us to the Bordeaux and Bergerac wine regions, to meet two sets of British winemakers making a name for themselves and a sommelier who's launching a gîte. (S1 Ep2)

Do the B&Bers like to be beside the seaside? First host Andy hopes so at his guesthouse - Sefton Blackpool - where he's laying on a day of arcades and ice cream on the beach.

The B&Bers have an udderly good time getting to grips with a very unusual cow during a visit to Charlotte and Matt's glampsite, The Apple Farm in Snitterfield, Warwickshire.

Karen and Bryan want to give their guests fever - cabin fever that is! They're immensely proud of their luxury lodges - Bechan Retreats in Powys. But will their guests love them too?

Tensions are already bubbling away between the B&Bers before they've even arrived at Ying and Jean's Castle Inn, in Powys. But the hosts have the answer to restore harmony: pies.

It's payment day. Nowhere else will you find such consternation about whether a double bed is really a double bed if it's two single beds pushed together. But who's won?

In Cambridgeshire, Kirstie helps Ali and Nick sniff out their first home together in Stilton. And Phil hopes to get Hannah and Hugo over the threshold of their first marital home. (S42 Ep3)

...List It: Rachael and Tim can't agree on whether to stay in their Wandsworth semi or up sticks. Can Kirstie's plan give them more space, or will Phil's wow-factor homes win? (S7 Ep7)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Highlights: As F1 heads to Belgium to shatter the serene sounds of a picturesque Ardennes forest, will a reinvigorated Ferrari be the first to ruin Mercedes' season-long run of poles?

(2023) Jessie Buckley, Olivia Colman and Timothy Spall star in director Thea Sharrock's fact-based who-dun-them-rude-letters comedy set in Littlehampton during the 1920s.

(2022) Horror with Ralph Fiennes and Anya Taylor-Joy. Only one diner at an exclusive eatery sees through the foam quenelles to the pile of steaming prairie oysters beyond. Mayhem ensues.