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Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Katherine Parkinson. Spencer Jones is in Dictionary Corner. (S29 Ep1)

There's a singing star this time and a sax player too. A couple of yachties. And an ex-copper from Essex seeks an alpha male fit to be a king. (S24 Ep4)

Juicy Box: Gordon helps a Haitian juice bar and restaurant in Brooklyn. Jacques opened Juicy Box to provide healthier options for the neighbourhood, but it's fallen into chaos. (S8 Ep5)

Sun, sea and saving money? Yes please! Jasmine Harman reveals industry tricks to indulgent beach getaways for less, from the inside scoop on resorts to cutting costs of package trips. (Ep5)

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Fiat Uno Turbo: In Wellingborough, Tim and Fuzz fix up one of the fastest hatchbacks of the 80s. Owner Gerry's ill health has meant that his Uno has been left to rot on his drive. (S10 Ep1)

Grudge Match: It's Frank versus Mike as the guys take to the track for a grudge match drag race to find out who has the fastest ride. (S12 Ep12)

In Bradford, Jason plans a menu of Yorkshire's finest but keeps throwing his efforts in the bin! After postcode palaver, have Jason's chances 'bin' and gone? (Ep2/5)

Steve and Andrew host the week's second visit at Cae Court Hotel in Bridgend, where the B&Bers raise a tostada to a brilliant Spanish brekkie.

There are build problems at Stretch and Rachael's Portuguese reno. Can David and Lane sniff out more business at their French emporium? Will Rachel save the Spanish ranch? (S10 Ep2/35)

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean to look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place?

Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the 'pawfect' place for their whole family - including their beloved dog Ruby - on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k.

Kingston upon Thames. Basketballer Ken, who claims to be the best cook in London, themes his night around his favourite sport, with 'slam dunk salmon' and a sportswear dress code. (Ep1/5)

Kingston upon Thames. It's all hands on deck for interior designer Erika's pirate party aboard her boat, on a night featuring pole-dancing, a Titanic moment and ridiculous rapping. (Ep2/5)

Kingston upon Thames. Super-organised Sarah hosts a 'Roaring 20s' night, with 'dolled-up' prawns and 'swanky' lamb, on an evening featuring revelations, romantic poetry and dancing. (Ep3/5)

Kingston upon Thames. Photographer Jamie plans an evening of old-skool classics, with an ambitious menu and a superstar DJ set. (Ep4/5)

Kingston upon Thames. Retired golfer David goes all-out American, from Louisiana seafood chowder to a bucking bronco. But there's chaos when his cat breaks dinner party etiquette. (Ep5/5)

Danni Menzies helps motorbike lovers Gary and Lynn look for their dream holiday home in France's stunning Haute-Vienne region. Will any of Danni's options get them revved up?

Kirstie and Phil help two couples who are hoping to relocate to Surrey, one of the most expensive counties in the country, from a forever family home to a total lifestyle change. (S19 Ep5)

...Alice Roberts: Alice discovers ancient gems in Parma. In Turin, she learns all about Roman bread, before catching a train up and across the Alps with Hannibal on her mind... (Ep4)

The Dog House's long-term residents need new homes. Can inseparable Chihuahua trio Rio, Prince and Blue Boy, and double trouble George and Daisy, find their forever humans? (S8 Ep4)

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife. (S34 Ep9)

...Protocol: (2011) Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy!