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The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4)

The top TV includes: Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad. (S24 Ep3) [SL]

On the 'Box: Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect. (S24 Ep4)

A retired champion car racer meets a champion ballroom dancer who's looking for a man 'with balls'. And sparks fly when Babestation model Rebecca meets leather-clad Mak. (S23 Ep5) [SL]

Pump Fiction: A photoshoot goes downhill when Angelica reveals what was found in Jason's shower. And Demy decides to move on from her friendship with Natalie. (S12 Ep6)

Paso Aggressive: Lisa throws an intimate 20th anniversary party to celebrate the founding of SUR. Angelica spills a secret that threatens to upend the group. (S12 Ep7)

Speakerphone Suckerpunch: In Paso Robles, an overheard phone call makes Audrey rethink her relationship with Chris. And the group enjoy a wild night out. (S12 Ep8)

The Sk8er Boi One: Will Andy's plans for a skater-themed wedding make his bride Bobby's wheels spin? Or will there be broken bones and broken hearts on the big day?

The Obstacle Course One: Chris wants his bride to jump through hoops, and plans to turn his wedding into an obstacle course. But Charlotte dreams of a traditional family wedding.

Beth is desperate to make things better between her and Maddox. There are tears, squabbles and shocks during Hollyoaks High parents' evening. And does Kathleen-Angel see a future with Ant?

ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8)

The One with All the Boxing: Former boxing champ Jordan plans a fight-night wedding in front of thousands, while his bride-to-be Danielle dreams of a feminine and intimate day.

Beachfront Inn & Inlet: Gordon Ramsay visits a 'Caribbean-style' resort hotel in Fort Pierce, Florida, where guests face dusty rooms, late-night concerts and poor service. (S3 Ep7)

Botto's Italian Line Restaurant: Gordon visits a family-owned business, which he thinks looks like a funeral parlour. He and the team give it a renovation along with a new menu. (S3 Ep4)

Brand new series - Boodles Restaurant: Octogenarian restaurant owner Bruno is running himself into the ground. Can his son and general manager Kevin step up to the plate? (S10 Ep6)

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22)

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22)

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22)

It's Biscuit Week. Whose cookies, nostalgic classics and visually striking mosaics will stir up Nigella and Paul's emotions, and how will the cookie crumble? (S17 Ep2/10) [SL]

Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit... (S29 Ep2/21)

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent, which Grampa tries to exploit. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21)

Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21)

The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21)

Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21)

Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21)

Brand new series - Fresh Food People: From Captain Corn to Banana Boy, a new universe of superheroes assembles, as our 'pears' pit their nutritious victors against rotten villains. (S7 Ep8)

(2022) Going-for-gold action. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg compare abs as they scour the globe for an olde explorer's lost gold. The heat is on. The time is right. Only the best survive.

...Reckoning: (2023) Tom Cruise returns as Ethan Hunt and jumps a motorbike off a mountain for real. There's some stuff about an all-powerful AI. But it's the thrills that we're here for!

Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Killing Eve, The Apprentice, Our House, Naked Attraction, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep4) [SL]

On the box this time: Crufts: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, and Haunted Hospitals. (S19 Ep5) [SL]

Rosé All Day: It's all aboard the party bus for a day of wine tasting in the vineyards. But Angelica exposes Chris and Jason's video to the group... (S12 Ep9)

Threesome's a Crowd: Audrey second-guesses her relationship with Chris. Venus opens up. Jason continues to pursue Natalie. And Marcus and Kim make a decision. (S12 Ep10)

Strangers on a Treadmill: Claire and Mitchell help each other spare their partners from embarrassment - Cameron from wardrobe choices, and Phil from his estate agents' speech. (S2 Ep4)

A Fair to Remember: The family go to the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7)

Beth is desperate to make things better between her and Maddox. There are tears, squabbles and shocks during Hollyoaks High parents' evening. And does Kathleen-Angel see a future with Ant? [SL]

There are tears, squabbles and shocks during Hollyoaks High parents' evening. Warren is furious with Mercedes. And a resident is encouraged to confront their problems.

Ant worries that Kathleen-Angel doesn't see a future with him. Sienna makes a disturbing discovery. And a resident receives an ultimatum...

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

In the West Midlands, Sarah and Jack plan a 'clean-living' menu and a silent disco, Liz and Martin cook an Italian feast, and Carl and Sonya serve up pub grub and a big surprise...

Seafarer's Family Restaurant: Gordon takes on Seafarer's, a seafood restaurant in Manquin, Virginia. But it has one of the most disgusting kitchens he's ever seen. (S3 Ep5)

Southern Kitchen: Gordon revamps a southern food joint in Virginia, owned by Shane and her daughters. They've poured all their money into it and could face bankruptcy. (S3 Ep6)

Brand new series: The arrival of a new stew pushes Jenna's jealousy into overdrive. And the shrimp cocktail rift between Daisy and Ellie just keeps on getting bigger. (S4 Ep15)

Coal Digger: The family are invited to Jay and Gloria's for a barbecue and football, but an incident at school between Manny and Luke makes things awkward for Gloria and Claire. (S1 Ep5)

Run for Your Wife: On the kids' first day back at school, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire's coping with an empty nest. (S1 Ep6)

Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6)

Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7)

The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8)

Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9)

I Caddyshacked the Pool: Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plans could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4)

Boy Barry: Murray's new moustache ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5)

The Kiss: In honour of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay. And Claire becomes overbearing. (S2 Ep2)

Earthquake: An earthquake traps Claire in the bathroom with the plumber. Manny has an existential crisis while he's out with Jay. (S2 Ep3)

Strangers on a Treadmill: Claire and Mitchell help each other spare their partners from embarrassment - Cameron from wardrobe choices, and Phil from his estate agents' speech. (S2 Ep4)

Unplugged: Claire and Phil challenge the family to a digital detox contest. (S2 Ep5)

Today I Am a Clown: Homer is a huge success when he fills in for Krusty on TV. Guest starring Mr T and Jackie Mason. (S15 Ep6/22)

'Tis the Fifteenth Season: After seeing A Christmas Carol on TV, Homer realises he's been too selfish and decides to make amends, culminating in a 'nice-off' with Ned Flanders. (S15 Ep7/22)

Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays: When a baby riot breaks out at a children's concert, the town's childless community form an anti-youth lobby. (S15 Ep8/22)

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: To impress Bart, Homer builds a robot to fight in Robot Wars. But when his technical deficiencies prove too much, he dons a robot suit himself. (S15 Ep9/22)

James fears that he's being framed. Frankie jumps into action when Leah is found unconscious. And a resident's secret is revealed.

Halloween II: Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager, as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4)

Brand new series: A not-so-secret kiss puts relationships under serious strain. And a high-pressure dinner service takes a potentially disastrous turn. (S4 Ep16)

Brand new series: Sam Prince and Maali's secret kissing continues, but at Maali's dinner party, their cover is blown... And Philip's commitment to Georgia is in doubt yet again. (S32 Ep4)

On the TV this time: Dynasties II, Pieces of Her, Celebrity Mastermind, Is It Cake?, TOTP: 1992 Biggest Hits, and Hospital: Road to Recovery. (S19 Ep6)

Britain's top armchair critics have been watching Bridgerton, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Dynasties II, and ITV News on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars. (S19 Ep7)