CTV Two London/CFPL (CTV2L)

Comprehensive national news, including current events, weather, and sports. (New).

A man abducts three college women and locks them in a room, telling them that only two of them will live and they must choose who dies. The team takes the case when J.J., who grew up in the victims' hometown, is approached by one of the mothers. Brooke: Mimi Michaels. Kelly: Kelly Kruger. Polly: Kayle Mae Maloney. Marcus: Tom Schmid. (Repeat).

T.J. tosses a fiesta for the competitors; and a rumor threatens to turn friends into enemies. (New).

A high-school athlete threatens to commit suicide after he is kidnapped and beaten. (Repeat).

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Sit back and get ready to laugh with Just for Laughs Gags! In this episode, you will see a parking meter run away and many more hilarious pranks from the masters of pranking! (Repeat).

Hobo alerts a ranch owner when several of her prize calves are stolen. (Repeat).

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Emma takes up sewing and immediately realizes that she needs a quiet place, away from Oscar, where she can sew in peace. She decides to turn Brent's old room into a sewing haven, and Hank helps by taking Brent's old toys out of the way. When Brent finds out, jealousy rears its ugly head. Oscar doesn't like the fact that Emma has him on an allowance and decides to make money on his own by selling c

Hank starts a blog at Brent's suggestion; Lacey competes with Oscar in a game of horseshoes; Wanda assists Davis with his taxes. (Repeat).

Karen must make a speech for the local police association; Hank pursues his dream of becoming a rodeo clown; Lacey takes Oscar's place as Emma's bridge partner. (Repeat).

Brent becomes an outsider when a global-positioning device leaves Corner Gas out of Dog River; Hank's new job impacts Emma and Oscar; Karen teaches Davis about practical jokes. (Repeat).

Hobo helps an amnesiac. (Repeat).

Hobo reunites a runaway boy with a family who wants to adopt him. DeForest Kelley. (Repeat).

A boy's courage is tested when he tries to capture bank robbers with Hobo's help. Joey: Mark Polley. Fran: Tedde Moore. Hagan: Richard Farrell. Al: Sandy Kovack. Pete: Ken James. Coach: Tom Butler. Policeman: Larry Lewis. (Repeat).

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A week without television compels the residents of Dog River to find alternatives, so Karen and Davis go on the radio to help people cope. (Repeat).

Brent's successful cousin Carl, now working in England, returns to Dog River for a visit, and everyone seems to love him except for Brent. (Repeat).

Taxi passengers win money by answering trivia questions. (Repeat).

Unassuming people enter a taxi cab as simple passengers taking a normal ride, only to be shocked when they discover that they're instant contestants. The driver/host, Ben Bailey, asks the passengers trivia questions as he escorts them to the destination (Repeat).

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac. Part 1 of two. Cable Guy: Walter Olkewicz. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Conclusion. George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad (Barney Martin). Jack: Sandy Baron. Evelyn: Ann Guilbert. Mrs. Choate: Frances Bay. Herb: Bill Macy. (Repeat).

Elaine fails a drug test---twice---and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno has a cameo. Leo: Len Lesser. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Maestro: Mark Metcalf. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

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A lifestyle series with a focus on pop culture and social media. (New).

Mary Berg explores lifestyle trends, do-it-yourself projects, home renovations, recipes and more; featuring celebrity guests, influencers and everyday heroes. (New).

On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle. (New).

A look at the top news stories of the day, focusing on issues that are most important to Canadians. (New).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

Penny's plans for a surprise birthday party for Leonard, who doesn't usually mark the occasion, get thrown off-kilter when Sheldon gets a chance to live out one of his biggest dreams. Althea: Vernee Watson. Jan: Judith Moreland. Dan: Ronald Hunter. Stan: Chuck Carter. (Repeat).

Current entertainment news, along with profiles of people in the headlines. (New).

Bash's psychiatrist suggests an unexpected form of therapy. Meanwhile, Mags gets evicted and meets an old patient who holds a grudge, and Theo makes some questionable choices with a patient's mother. (New).

Bash tries saving a husband and wife to-be whose wedding was waylaid by gunfire. Mags' demanding teen patient is in need of birth control. June struggles with an old habit. An activist patient puts Theo in his place. (New).

Jessica tries to drum up support in the firm and asks Harvey to help her with the task, but his ambition may produce more ill will than good. Elsewhere, Mike approaches Rachel about her message. (New).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

Thursday, October 3: Guests include Chris Martin, Chase Stokes and musical guest Sabrina Carpenter. Show #2032. (Repeat).

Comprehensive national news, including current events, weather, and sports. (New).

The team travels to Seattle, where a serial bomber is targeting centers of automated technology, and Reid discovers that the perpetrator is obsessed with a futuristic novel in which humans are taken over by robots. (Repeat).

A contestant faces a tough choice: keeping their best friend out of the Jungle or having a teammate's back. In other events, the deserters are replaced. (New).

The SRU team members encounter gunrunners, one of whom is Ed's brother, when they investigate shots fired in an upscale neighborhood. (Repeat).

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Featuring a blind man pee on a standing guard and many more hilarious pranks from the masters of pranking. (Repeat).

Hobo convinces a girl who escapes from a detention home to turn herself in. (Repeat).

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London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

A family is caught in the wilderness during a series of earthquakes. Part 1 of three. (Repeat).

Hobo reconciles a basketball player, his best friend and their coach, after a fire leads to accusations of arson. Chris Makepeace. (Repeat).

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Stray cats become problematic for Oscar, who's tasked with evicting them from Emma's garden, Lacey rallies Hank and Davis to save Dog River Days; Brent pretends to sustain an injury in a bid to teach Wanda a lesson. (Repeat).

Lacey offers free Pilates classes to the people of Dog River, but the town is strangely hostile to the idea. Then Brent and Hank's fashion worlds collide: Dog River's not big enough for two sharp-dressed men, so Hank comes up with a way of making sure they never steal each other's fashion thunder again. Meanwhile, Brent's dad Oscar takes steps to avoid being buried in a cheap looking coffin. (Repe

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Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper (in a cameo) sponsors him for membership. Bob: Rob Schneider. Hallie: Samantha Smith. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car. Craig: Harry Van Gorkum. Wig Master: Patrick Bristow. Parking Guy: Chaim Jeraffi. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Jerry has a beef with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss (John O'Hurley). Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Conclusion. While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs. Mechanic: Brad Garrett. Farmer: Rance Howard. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

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A lifestyle series with a focus on pop culture and social media. (New).

Mary Berg explores lifestyle trends, do-it-yourself projects, home renovations, recipes and more; featuring celebrity guests, influencers and everyday heroes. (New).

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together. Also, Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship. (New).

A look at the top news stories of the day, focusing on issues that are most important to Canadians. (New).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

In the first-season finale, Leonard asks Penny out on a date after she breaks up with her boyfriend. To prepare for the big night, Leonard practices the date the day before with the guys. (Repeat).

Current entertainment news, along with profiles of people in the headlines. (New).

Maggie, Cal, Lola, and Sydney help Edna prepare the campground for a storm as Frank helps Sully to figure out what's been eating at him. (New).

With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job. (New).

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend. (New).

Amanda Riley a wife, mother, blogger and Christian whose tragic cancer tale intrigue thousands. But she has a secret she's dying to keep and after an anonymous tip to an investigative reporter, her own words may be her downfall.

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

Justin Timberlake; Meghann Fahy; musical guest Yseult. (Repeat).

Comprehensive national news, including current events, weather, and sports. (New).

The team searches for two serial killers who are terrorizing the same town. They're polar opposites in method and personality, and seem to be in competition with each other. Meanwhile, a new profiler arrives to join the team, but neither Hotch nor Gideon know anything about her. (Repeat).

A team may pay a high price as a result of cheating by one of its members. (New).

The SRU team searches for a girl who was kidnapped from her home shortly after she called 911 to report that an intruder was in her house. (Repeat).

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Sit back and get ready to laugh with Just for Laughs Gags! In this episode, you will see an instant accomplice jazz pianist, a disappearing bride, and many more hilarious pranks from the masters of pranking! (Repeat).

Hobo must help a back-to-nature couple when the husband has an accident and the wife goes into labor. (Repeat).

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London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

Hobo helps the geologist and his family survive a series of earthquakes. Part 2 of three. (Repeat).

Hobo helps a blackmailed TV personality. Jack Carter. (Repeat).

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Davis offends Karen with his blond jokes and must endure sensitivity training; Lacey and Brent try to debunk superstitions for Hank; Wanda assumes Emma's identity. (Repeat).

When Lacey's ex-fiance from Toronto comes to visit, the people of Dog River take matters into their own hands to protect Lacey from her past. (Repeat).

Unsuspecting passengers get the most exciting taxi cab ride of their lives. Licensed cabbie and host Adam Growe surprises them by making them instant game show contestants where they could bring home cash prizes. (Repeat).

Licensed taxi driver and host Adam Growe presents his passengers with a big surprise. The passengers can earn a substantial amount of money by answering trivia questions correctly while being driven to their desired destination. (Repeat).

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer. Nicki: Danette Tays. Todd: John D'Aquino. Counter Guy: Peter Allas. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Dolores: Susan Walters. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George's girlfriend refuses to break up; Elaine suspects her new beau is married; Kramer hides a key at Jerry's. Maura: Alex Kapp. Glenn: Nicholas Paul Walker. Loretta: Illeana Douglas. Phil: Louis Mustillo. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

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A lifestyle series with a focus on pop culture and social media. (New).

Mary Berg explores lifestyle trends, do-it-yourself projects, home renovations, recipes and more; featuring celebrity guests, influencers and everyday heroes. (New).

Abishola takes her relationship with Bob to the next level when she invites him into an intimate part of her life: church. Also, Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite. (New).

A look at the top news stories of the day, focusing on issues that are most important to Canadians. (New).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

Previewing NFL Thursday-night action, with features, analysis and interviews. (Live).

Denver Broncos at New Orleans Saints. From Caesars Superdome. (Live).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

Guests include Kevin Hart, Paris Hilton and musical guest Miranda Lambert. (Repeat).

Comprehensive national news, including current events, weather, and sports. (New).

Gideon interrogates a detained terror suspect at Gitmo after a raid on a suspicious home uncovers a device designed to disperse chemical weapons and clues that indicate an attack is imminent and that lead to the detainee. Also, new agent Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), who's fluent in Arabic, joins Reid in studying the terrorist while Gideon talks to him. (Repeat).

A challenger receives an unexpected call from home; and a team has to discern who their real friends are when deciding who to throw into the Jungle. (New).

The SRU's actions are called into question after the team responds to a shooting at a museum gala. The lead investigator focuses her probe on Parker in particular. (Repeat).

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Sit back and get ready to laugh with Just for Laughs Gags! In this episode, you will see nuns stuck on a paddleboat, an elevator vomit kiss, and many more hilarious pranks from the masters of pranking! (Repeat).

A wealthy woman announces that she's leaving her money to her dog. (Repeat).

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London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Hobo leads the geologist's daughter to an ancient treasure. (Repeat).

A wicked therapist hypnotizes a model. (Repeat).

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Hank embarrasses Brent when the two travel to the city to meet their favorite comic-book writer; Lacey's discarded clothing makes its way to Karen's closet; Emma and Oscar install a troublesome security system in their home. (Repeat).

In an effort to impress Lacey, Brent agrees to baby-sit Wanda's troubled 6-year-old, Tanner, and the town takes an unusual interest in the outcome. Brent uses his time with Tanner to develop his nurturing side but the results are painful, mostly for Brent. (Repeat).

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Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play. Pam: Kim Myers. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend. Gillian: Kristin Bauer. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Feldman: Pat Kilbane. Gene: Kyle T. Heffner. (Repeat).

Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime. Brody: Neil Giuntoli. Anna: Rebecca McFarland. Dugan: Joe Urla. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Sheila: Heather Campbell. Dr. Berg: Richard Roat. Mailman: Ramon Franco. (Repeat).

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A lifestyle series with a focus on pop culture and social media. (New).

Mary Berg explores lifestyle trends, do-it-yourself projects, home renovations, recipes and more; featuring celebrity guests, influencers and everyday heroes. (New).

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife, Lorraine, is admitted to Abishola's hospital. Also, Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors. (New).

A look at the top news stories of the day, focusing on issues that are most important to Canadians. (New).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

A jealous Leonard reacts to Penny's new guy by rebounding with Leslie (Sara Gilbert). Eric: Travis Schuldt. (Repeat).

Current entertainment news, along with profiles of people in the headlines. (New).

A journalist becomes the host of an alien symbiote and acquires superhuman abilities – alongside a malevolent and unpredictable alter-ego - while investigating the true nature of the secretive experiments conducted by the Life Foundation, a survivalist group led by an unethical genius. (Repeat).

A game of softball turns competitive. (Repeat).

London's leading news, covering sports and weather updates. (Live).

Guests include Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez, Lainey Wilson and musical guest Lainey Wilson. (Repeat).

Heather Butts presents all the biggest national news stories of the day. (New).

The team travel to Washington, D.C., where a serial killer is targeting prostitutes, and they suspect that a teen who approached Reid to ask his opinion about serial murders is the killer. Meanwhile, a congresswoman about to make a speech on the decreased crime rate threatens to take the case from Hotch if he calls a press conference to talk about the murders. (Repeat).

A late-night incident threatens to turn physical; and the contestants are taken aback by the serious implications. In other events, the cast is pulled into a last-minute challenge. (New).

A prisoner suspected of murdering his daughter is hunted after he escapes from a transport van. Meanwhile, Ed learns that his wife is en route to a hospital due to complications from her pregnancy. (Repeat).

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See Mother Earth spray some waterworks, an interview after going to the restroom and many more hilarious pranks from the masters of pranking. (Repeat).

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Hobo helps four senior citizens who ran away from a dishonest retirement home. (Repeat).

An Elimination Challenge featuring a birthday-cake Mystery Box sees cooks combining odd-couple ingredients. (Repeat).

A wedding is catered, and the team that gets creamed competes in a pastry challenge. (Repeat).

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Chef Natalia Machado demonstrates techniques for creating delicious chicken dishes. (Repeat).

Chef and cookbook author Hana Etsuko Dethlefsen makes recipes that are inspired by western cuisine. (Repeat).

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Accordions; pineapples; artificial joints. (Repeat).

Included: barometers; diapers; giant valves; sardines. (Repeat).

The intense work needed to achieve death-defying challenges; featuring the Blue Angels aeronautic team as they perfect a daring new routing on a brand new airframe. (Repeat).

Nicolas Cage is on fire in this blockbuster Marvel Comics action-adventure about daredevil biker Johnny Blaze, who sells his soul to save his dying father and reluctantly becomes the devil's fiery-skulled bounty hunter. Eva Mendes, Wes Bentley, Sam Elliott, Peter Fonda, Donal Logue. Directed by Mark Steven Johnson. (Repeat).

Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers. Lamar: Mario Joyner. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Brent and Lacey are shadowed in their jobs by a couple of high school students, but only teach the kids how ~not~ to do things. Hank is now the proud owner of a fondue pot, which upsets Davis. Emma is also upset by the recent divorce of a friend, and she vows to be nicer to Oscar, upsetting someone else in town. (Repeat).

Host Adam Growe surprises unsuspecting cab passengers with a few chances to earn extra cash. As the car interior turned into a quiz show setting, Adam asks a series of trivia questions with corresponding prizes. (Repeat).

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