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This time, guests include actress Barbara Windsor, media personality Carol Vorderman and photographer Lord Lichfield.

Mike receives a call from Laura, whom he thinks is still Brussels, but Laura has returned to England and is hiding in her sister's broom closet.

Flash and friends return to a protected laboratory while Ming flees to exile in the Palace of Tao.

Quirt Evans, an all round bad guy, is nursed back to health and sought after by Penelope Worth, a Quaker girl. He eventually has to choose between his world and the world Penelope lives in.

The Duke and Dauphin turn to acting and stop at a town to put on a show, but the locals don't appreciate their talents.

While Holmes and Watson are out of London on vacation, someone has taken the opportunity to impersonate Holmes - to a great profit.

After a famous criminal is run over and killed by a milk wagon, Lestrade finds a coded note in the man's clothing. He asks Holmes to decipher it.

Laura receives a shock when she calls on Mike on a business issue and finds a girl in his apartment, clad only in a bath towel.

It's Christmas time and Brenda and Malcolm both plan to avoid the festivities in the same way.

When Arnold is unwittingly witness to a robbery, the thief tries to ensure that the youngster will not identify him.

Tony has a lot of work and doesn't have time for Jeannie. However, it is the day of Ramdah when masters must journey to Mecca.

A drug lord kidnaps Captain Braddock and demands Blue Thunder as a ransom.

After waking up in the Village and discovering his captivity there, Number Six encounters a friend from the outside who may have a possible escape.

This episode looks into one of the most ubiquitous mysteries of our lifetime - reported sightings of "flying saucers.

Sightings and excavations of the giant anaconda, the woolly mammoth and the tale of the De Loys' ape, an unknown primate named after the Swiss geologist who photographed it in 1920.

Dollar, David Soul & Hot Chocolate. Alex Dyke presents an hour of bubblegum pop and cheesy tracks to make you feel good.

When Arnold is unwittingly witness to a robbery, the thief tries to ensure that the youngster will not identify him.

It's Christmas time and Brenda and Malcolm both plan to avoid the festivities in the same way.

Tony has a lot of work and doesn't have time for Jeannie. However, it is the day of Ramdah when masters must journey to Mecca.

Tony hires a marriage bureau when his wife dies from a sudden illness, and is delighted to meet the beautiful Clara. Despite seeming like the perfect wife, Clara is in fact a witch.

Keith Barron Narrates The Story Of The Mermaid Of Zennor.

After waking up in the Village and discovering his captivity there, Number Six encounters a friend from the outside who may have a possible escape.

Pepper and Crowley travel to Masiaca, Mexico posing as the Ordways, a married couple who operate as fences for stolen jewels.

Mandy has another new job, and Martin is preparing to celebrate his 23rd birthday. Both of them experience fantasies about their situation, only to find that the reality is far less appealing.

Alex gets involved with a visiting Russian and his interpreter who have come to see how the station is run.

Tonight's guests are presenter Jonathan Ross and Jeff Banks from The Clothes Show.

Tony hires a marriage bureau when his wife dies from a sudden illness, and is delighted to meet the beautiful Clara. Despite seeming like the perfect wife, Clara is in fact a witch.

This episode looks into one of the most ubiquitous mysteries of our lifetime - reported sightings of "flying saucers.

Sightings and excavations of the giant anaconda, the woolly mammoth and the tale of the De Loys' ape, an unknown primate named after the Swiss geologist who photographed it in 1920.

As the pilgrims continue their journey, Monkey sees that a nearby village is being terrorised by swarms of locusts, and they're coming in their direction.

Mandy has another new job, and Martin is preparing to celebrate his 23rd birthday. Both of them experience fantasies about their situation, only to find that the reality is far less appealing.

Alex gets involved with a visiting Russian and his interpreter who have come to see how the station is run.

Tonight's guests are presenter Jonathan Ross and Jeff Banks from The Clothes Show.

Laura receives a shock when she calls on Mike on a business issue and finds a girl in his apartment, clad only in a bath towel.

A plague called the Purple Death is sweeping across Earth. Ming the Merciless is behind the plague, using spaceships to spread Death Dust in the Earths atmosphere.

There have been several thefts, and Officer Roobarb investigates.

An officer accused of cowardice volunteers to bring back General Custers's body after Little Big Horn.

Game show hosted by Derek Hobson where dogs and their owners compete for money and prizes.

Huck returns to the raft to find that Jim is gone and soon discovers that the Duke and Dauphin have sold Jim to a nearby farm. At the farm he meets Aunt Sally who mistakes him for Tom Sawyer.

Intergalactic adventures of the space-travelling Moonbase Alpha team. Representatives from a dying planet land on the Moon, presenting some members of the Alpha crew with the chance of returning home.

Laura is still trying to get over Mike's trendy new girlfriend, but a weekend with her parents doesn't help.

Pamela and David have moved house and Malcolm is called in as plumbing advisor.

Willis wants to have his birthday party at a friend's house in Harlem, but Mr. Drummond is concerned about going there on a Saturday night.

Roger finally discovers that Jeannie is a genie and steals her bottle. After making him extremely wealthy, NASA has him arrested on suspicion of selling government secrets to foreign countries.

A pilot coming in for landing spies a man on the runway, unable to miss him he is killed. Department S is charged with finding a missing scientist who has perfected an advanced form of brainwashing.

A day in the life of George and Joy Adamson, working in Kenya to help local wardens protect the wildlife. When the poaching activities increase George suspects a long-time friend.

Investigations into mysteries of celestial bodies such as an unknown civilization on Mars, the lost planet Vulcan and the identity of the Star of Bethlehem.

A collection of mysteries in this season finale includes the moving stones of California's Death Valley, entombed toads and ball lightning.

Tenpole Tudor, The Jam & The Wonder Stuff. Richard Latto presents alternative anthems and requests from a music community with attitude.

Willis wants to have his birthday party at a friend's house in Harlem, but Mr. Drummond is concerned about going there on a Saturday night.

Pamela and David have moved house and Malcolm is called in as plumbing advisor.

Roger finally discovers that Jeannie is a genie and steals her bottle. After making him extremely wealthy, NASA has him arrested on suspicion of selling government secrets to foreign countries.

It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present.

Chaney must convince the granddaughter of a dead mobster to turn her grandfather's business documents over to the FBI.

A day in the life of George and Joy Adamson, working in Kenya to help local wardens protect the wildlife. When the poaching activities increase George suspects a long-time friend.

A pilot coming in for landing spies a man on the runway, unable to miss him he is killed. Department S is charged with finding a missing scientist who has perfected an advanced form of brainwashing.

It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present.

Newshound Damien Day deplores fabrication by TV reporters, especially when someone else does it better than him.

Mrs Merton's special guests tonight are film director Michael Winner and MP Teresa Gorman.

A couple lost in the woods stumble across a creepy mansion and its inhabitants - an overly-kind old woman and deadly wolf children that scour the country-side looking for victims.