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Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades.

Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident.

As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life.

The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.

Buck Strickland's wife tosses him out of the house, takes over his propane business and sets her sights on Hank.

After Hank is framed for Debbie's murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford.

After Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, his friend Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.

After being reprimanded by Hank, Luanne moves next door with some rowdy college students (guest voices Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney). Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy and Pamela Segall.

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In 1961, a 60-year-old taxi driver steals Goya's portrait of the Duke of Wellington from the National Gallery in London. He sends ransom notes saying that he will return the painting if the government invests more in care for the elderly.

When an injury ends his amateur boxing career, Stuart Long moves to Los Angeles to find money and fame. While scraping by as a supermarket clerk, he meets Carmen, a Sunday school teacher who seems immune to his bad-boy charm. Determined to win her over, the longtime agnostic starts going to church to impress her. However, a motorcycle accident leaves him wondering if he can use his second chance t

Tired of their humdrum lives, some middle-aged friends (Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence) decide to temporarily ditch their responsibilities and take a motorcycle trip. The freedom of the open road holds many surprises for the group, including an encounter with the Del Fuegos, a hardcore gang, who take a dim view of the novice bikers.

Bart struggles as the quarterback of Homer's peewee football team and gets some advice from Joe Namath.

Apu tries to wriggle out of a marriage prearranged by his mother (voice of Andrea Martin) to a woman (voice of Jan Hooks) from his past.

A bored Marge decides to try her hand at selling real estate and makes her first sale to the Flanderses.

When the Simpsons' Christmas presents are stolen, the residents of Springfield rally to the aid of Homer and his family.

Bob takes Linda and the kids to visit his mother's grave, but finding the headstone is harder than he expected; Teddy makes a grave mistake while doing repairs in the Belcher's house.

Bob and Linda try to attend all three kids' holiday performances at the same time.

After a student accuses her of cheating on a test, Tina needs to get back to school to clear her name, but a snowstorm traps her and her family at home.

A man trying to row from New Zealand to Nova Scotia visits the restaurant to have a burger and it changes everything.

When Louise is accused of a theft at school, Linda uses her position as school office volunteer to try to solve the case from the inside.

When the coolest teens she's ever seen start coming into the restaurant, Tina decides she needs to be just like them; Gene and Louise get into a battle of wills over stinky socks.

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.

Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.