Catchy Comedy

Tony falls for the woman who hired him as a chauffeur.

Football's Deacon Jones in a comedy about Felix's bungling attempt to direct a TV commercial.

Bob's domineering mother pays a visit, and blithely carries on as if her "Sonny" were still tied to mother's apron strings.

Dick is sued for plagiarism by another how-to author, of whom he has never heard. Bob Newhart, Mary Frann. Nelson: Philip Sterling. Arlene: Maryedith Burrell.

Ralph and Ed compete with Alice and Trixie in a local talent show.

Bilko takes a plunge in the stock market---with the colonel's money. Bilko: Phil Silvers. Hall: Paul Ford. Rocco: Harvey Lembeck. Edna: Barbara Barrie. Metcalf: Bob Dryden.

Guest Stars: Jack Klugman.

Army veterans Dobie and Maynard prepare to enter junior college. Mr. Pomfritt: William Schallert. Dobie: Dwayne Hickman. Maynard: Bob Denver. Mr. Wurts: John Fiedler. Magruder: Raymond Bailey.

When Connie decides to change jobs, the men in her life join forces to keep her in the school. Connie: Eve Arden. Talbot: Gene Barry. Conklin: Gale Gordon. Munsey: Robert Sweeney. Mrs. Davis: Jane Morgan. Walter: Richard Crenna.

Ann's dad is sure that something is going on with her and Donald when she heads to LA with him.

Baseball fever strikes Sister Bertrille, in the Season 3 opener.

In the Seaosn 1 finale, when DJ ditches school to get a rock singer's autograph, she doesn't count on Joey showing up where all the action is.

In the Season 2 opener, Stephanie accidentally lops off Jesse's precious locks while giving him a "pretend" haircut.

DJ's birthday party for a friend ends in a feud when DJ won't allow beer drinking; the station hires a woman to co-host a morning show with Danny.

The Tanners are in for a wild ride when DJ gets a horse, but tries to hide her new pet from her dad.

Jan invents bogus boyfriend George Glass in an effort to outshine Marcia after she begins to fear that she'll never be as beautiful as her sister.

Bill's family gets a new addition---15-year-old Cissy. Bill: Brian Keith. Cissy: Kathy Garver. French: Sebastian Cabot. Jody: Johnnie Whitaker. Buffy: Anissa Jones.

The folk-singing Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem appear as Kathy's cousins. Kathy: Marjorie Lord. Aunt Molly: Barbara Mullen. Charley: Sid Melton. Rusty: Rusty Hamer. Linda: Angela Cartwright.

Mary tries to make herself look mysterious. Howard: Yale Summers. Bob: Duke Howard. Carl Betz, Paul Petersen.

Chip buys Bub a mail-order toupee. Fred MacMurray. Bub: William Frawley. Chip: Stanley Livingston. Ernie: Barry Livingston. Mike: Tim Considine.

Robbie runs for class president to impress his girlfriend. Fred MacMurray. Robbie: Don Grady. Bub: William Frawley. Mike: Tim Considine. Chip: Stanley Livingston. Joe: Russ Conway. Amber: Linda Foster.

Lucy hams it up with the Marquis Chimps to prove she can handle any job. Lucy: Lucille Ball. Mooney: Gale Gordon. Miss Allman: Elvia Allman. Mrs. Winslow: Mary Wickes. Winslow: Jonathan Hole.

Lucy leads a protest against a proposed freeway. Part 1 of two. Tinker: Mel Torme. John Bubbles: Himself. Doc: Paul Winchell. Mooney: Gale Gordon.

The Mertzes and Ricardos are at Yankee Stadium when Lucy sees Bob Hope in a box seat. Of course, she has to meet him. Her plan: disguise herself as a hot-dog vendor.

Little Ricky gets drums---and the Mertzes get headaches. So do Lucy and Ricky, but they're not about to evict themselves.

Laura tries to get Thomas (her cousin) and Sally together, but when Sally arrives Thomas doesn't get to say much, Thomas likes Sally anyway!

Ted thinks his anchor job is in jeopardy when he finds that his holiday replacement is a handsome, competent professional.

Roger's girlfriend is seeing another guy.

Auditioning for the role of a boxer, Carmine goes toe-to-toe with a slugger.

Stories about a reprobate steward, honeymooners, and a supermarket clerk posing as a hot-shot executive.

A thieving chimp almost wrecks Gopher's love life; Isaac's mother shocks her son by sharing quarters with her boyfriend; feuding performers reunite for a show.

When Vint and Naomi decide to adopt a child, Mama hurts their chances by confiding in the psychologist who's evaluating the family. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz.

Mama mixes elixir for a church fund-raiser---and mixes up the ingredients to produce a more potent punch than she'd planned. Alberta: Anne Haney. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Iola: Beverly Archer. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman.

Part 3. Penny's troubled mother abandons her daughter to the care of the Evanses. Willona: Ja'net DuBois. Mrs. Gordon: Chip Fields. J.J.: Jimmie Walker. Thelma: BernNadette Stanis.

Conclusion. Bookman poses as Willona's husband to facilitate Penny's adoption, and the Evanses consider joining their mother in Arizona. Bookman: Johnny Brown. Penny: Janet Jackson. Willona: Ja'net DuBois. Mrs. Dobbs: Alice Ghostley. J.J.: Jimmie Walker. Michael: Ralph Carter.

When the neighbors' pet goat is stolen, Fred refuses to identify the crooks he saw taking it. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Julio: Gregory Sierra. Smitty: Hal Williams. Hoppy: Howard T. Platt.

Lamont and Rollo become managers of an all-girl singing group. Fayette Pinkney, Valerie Holiday and Sheila Ferguson of soul group the Three Degrees appear. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Rollo: Nathaniel Taylor.

Edith is refused credit when she tries to buy a television set for Archie, then encounters a problem taking out a loan.

Harry's new waitress is the woman with whom Archie nearly had an affair.

The past becomes present when Melanie's mother and Victoria's father pick the same weekend for a visit, while Joy is less than thrilled to see her mother.

The arrival of Melanie's ex-husband elicits strong opinions from Joy and Victoria; Elka's love life becomes an embarrassment of riches.

Working on a sketch, Rob breaks a violin over his head, which leads to a bout of amnesia.

Rob gets an earful when he turns on a toy intercom.

Carla's a wreck when her daughter wants to tie the knot and have Nick give her away.