Comedy Central HD (Pacific)

When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees.

After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip.

Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray.

Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea.

Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings.

April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills.

Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting.

Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party.

When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.

After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.

Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.

When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.

When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.

Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day.

When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help.

Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.".

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.